Better dracula

3 days ago

Heyᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

FUCK WHY IS THERE DRACULAS

Kult: +57

Kull: +55

Total: 112

Ratio: 1.04

↩ @blehblehBleh[BB]

You’re fine you don’t count

↩ @feelingFoxy[FF]

Fuck youᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ

↩ @blehblehBleh[BB]

Look nobody cares about your hotel this is a real problem for me

↩ @feelingFoxy[FF]

My hotel is awesomeᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ

↩ @blehblehBleh[BB]

Sure whatever man Why do you want to be lumped in with the Problem Draculas so bad

↩ @feelingFoxy[FF]

Because Adam Sandlerᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ

↩ @blehblehBleh[BB]

To your knowledge has Adam Sandler ever taxidermied someone

↩ @feelingFoxy[FF]

Yesᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ

↩ @blehblehBleh[BB]

Well shit maybe you are a real Dracula you mind if I start gaslighting you

↩ @feelingFoxy[FF]

Go for it famᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ

The Dracula Larper fills me with primal rage actually idk Seeing a Dracula who's not hot is like a succubus with no tail it's just not right

Kult: +20

Kull: +15

Total: 35

Ratio: 1.33

Fuck you I'm hotᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ

↩ @blehblehBleh[BB]

You look like a pez dispenser

Kult: +15

Total: 15

↩ @feelingFoxy[FF]

A sexy pez dispenserᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ

Watch my movie brosᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ

Kult: +35

Kull: +30

Total: 65

Ratio: 1.17

Poser

↩ @feelingFoxy[FF]

Nah I'm draculaᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ

↩ @blehblehBleh[BB]

Then why's your hair so bad

↩ @feelingFoxy[FF]

Adam Sandlerᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ

↩ @blehblehBleh[BB]

Excuses

↩ @feelingFoxy[FF]

Dave Strider (alpha, year 1997)

But a valid oneᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ

special little chuddy

This user rocks only a particular PNG of the Stiller Shades.

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

Observed.

This user is being watched.

Family Politics

This user understands the importance of a well-placed #incest tag.

bisexual

love yourself

davedimes

Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.

@trivializingGangster[TG]

met adam sandler hes wicked cool and shit

Kult: +32

Kull: +20

Total: 52

Ratio: 1.60

Dave Strider (alpha, year 1997)

Yeah I amᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ

↩ @blehblehBleh[BB]

special little chuddy

This user rocks only a particular PNG of the Stiller Shades.

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

Observed.

This user is being watched.

Family Politics

This user understands the importance of a well-placed #incest tag.

bisexual

love yourself

davedimes

Certifiably bullshit currency. Dave-minted. Community-owned.

@trivializingGangster[TG]

damn right mr drack youla

↩ @trivializingGangster[TG]

Yeah ik drack youlaᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

I miss my business partner.

Kult: +47

Kull: +45

Total: 92

Ratio: 1.04

Hey bbg forget about themᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @blehblehBleh[BB]

Patron

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Not you again!

↩ @televisionTonight[TT]

Okay why you be like thatᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @blehblehBleh[BB]

Patron

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I'm a bit tired of this bit, I think.

↩ @televisionTonight[TT]

Okay yeah thats fair new bit https://i.postimg.cc/NFHK8Tsm/Screenshot-20260601-114941.png Can you play this movie pleaseᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @blehblehBleh[BB]

Patron

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Is it family friendly?

↩ @televisionTonight[TT]

Okay so Yeah totallyᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @blehblehBleh[BB]

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

Okay! I trust you.

↩ @televisionTonight[TT]

Good decisionᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ

Kult: +5

Total: 5

THE DETECTERROR

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

Job Application

The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.

@criticalConspiracist[CC]

dont look the HOTEL FREAKS in the eyes.

Kult: +22

Kull: +12

Total: 34

Ratio: 1.83