
RIVETING UPDATE: The interns have all been flagged and put on a watchlist, and are now individually being interviewed and investigated for any imperial ties. It's going to be difficult to explain this one to the staff.

No thank you. But you are appreciated nonetheless!

i will always be available t0 kill staff just ask #vi0lence

This has been noted. Thank you!
What did I miss?
corruptiion ii2 crazy iin our rank2 there 2hould be liike a department for iit or 2omethiing

Interns now refer to things as "imperialslop" and have been stating "I'm from the Imperial Empire and I love this" when they dislike something. Mr. Strider is VERY displeased and is currently launching an investigation.

can I 8e a 8etter and cooler intern who does not suck

Sure.

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HYJINKS 27/4 !! !! !! !! !!
