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This user literally killed Zebruh Codakk. Respect.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
The narrator
Those of whom make fate take a knee
𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.
heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
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@bulgeCurator[BC]

꧁#nsfw #bulgerating #hoofbeastkin #ponyplay #scent #taste #indigoblood @cavalierThoroughbred Let me know how accurate my reading is. This is my full #nsfw description of Horuss Zahhak's bulge. Horuss Zahhak is an indigo showpony with extensive harness knowledge, self-made tack, gait practice, and enough public presentation to make this reading unusually coherent. I am trying to remain objective. I am aware that indigo specimens make that difficult. Anyway. Uhm. Okay. So. Let's get your stats out of the way. Stats Strength: 8 Indigo caste force, high stamina, and immaculate body control. Pliability: 7 Good lift, good angle response, and a very clear ability to hold position when given the right cue. Obedient. Length: 8 Long, sleek, and consistent with the extended presentation he favors in public. Girth: 6 Solid at the base, smoother through the shaft, with less bulk than the length initially suggests. X-Factor: 3 Excellent conditioning. More of a factor of the mind than the bulge. Okay. So. Indigo caste already puts force on the table. That much is obvious. He is also a showpony, which means the relevant muscle groups are conditioned. Not just body strength. Presentation strength. Performance strength. The kind of strength that does not always hit at full force first because it is waiting for a cue. That matters. The bulge does not read like a blunt Hektor-style gladiator specimen. It reads trained. It has stamina, control, and the ability to look even better when put through a routine. Length is high. The structure reads long, sleek, and slightly upward-curved, with a strong presentation line when aroused. Not absurdly thick, but very visibly indigo. Proud of itself. Eager to be noticed. Good at standing at attention when someone says “showpony.” Girth is solid, but not the main feature. This is not a heavy-bulge reading. This is a long, flexible, show-trained reading. The base is the thickest portion, with a smoother taper toward the head. The underside has very slight ridging, more like tension bands than texture meant to overwhelm. It gives traction. It gives rhythm. It gives the impression that the organ understands pacing. Pliability is high. There is bend, lift, and directional response. The tack language is not cosmetic here. Harnesses, legstraps, bridle talk, reins, gait practice, jumping, rearing, gallop, trot, canter, tölt. All of that matters because it means he has body awareness. He can posture. He can angle. He can hold position. He can be corrected by pressure and praise. That is not flirtation. That is data. Valuable data. Attributes Scent: Clean sweat, leather tack, brushed hair, warm stable air, metal buckles, and that oddly sweet grooming-product smell. Taste: Salt, indigo musk, leather, and a hay-sweet note I am recording with professional care. It is not terrible. It is actually rather good. Texture: Smooth over the top, firmer underneath, with subtle tension-band ridging along the underside. Athletic texture. Sleek, responsive, and well-kept. Secretions: Moderate and slick. Clear at first, then faintly indigo-tinted with repeated stimulation. Built more for motion than mess. Weight: Medium-high. I'd say 2.7 pounds. Coloration is deep indigo at the base, brighter along the shaft when worked up, with a darker flush at the head. The presentation is clean and well-groomed. Show quality. The skin reads cared for, conditioned, and inspected often enough that the conclusion is obvious. Texture is smooth over the top, firmer beneath, with enough tension to make it feel athletic rather than plush. Weight is medium-high, mostly because of length and blood flow rather than girth. Secretions are moderate and slick. Not messy at first. Built for motion. Built for long use. The scent is clean sweat, leather tack, brushed hair, stable-warm skin, metal buckles, and that faint sweet grooming-product note from someone who says this is a lifestyle and then proves it by being impossible to ignore. Taste is salt, leather, indigo musk, and a strange hay-sweet note that I am recording under controlled conditions. The thing about Horuss is that the bulge does not feel like a private organ. It feels like part of the outfit. Part of the discipline. Part of the whole showpony apparatus. It is performing identity, service, control, need, and the wish to be handled correctly. He says he cannot be tamed. He also keeps placing himself in situations where rescue, tack, reins, gags, holding, riding, and being made to behave are all relevant. This is not a contradiction. This is a complete profile. X Factor is interesting. This is not because of mutation. He has exceptional training compatibility. Horuss has a bulge that responds to ritual. Tack. Commands. Audience. Praise. Correction. Being watched. Being ridden. Being told he is doing well. Being told to hold still. The entire specimen improves when the scenario becomes structured. Without that structure, it is already a good indigo bulge. With it, it becomes a controlled performance specimen. Jousting viability is excellent. Nook danger is high, but not in the usual way. The risk is not sudden brutality. The risk is endurance, rhythm, and the confidence to maintain both while looking pleased about it. Impact: 7. Endurance: 9. Control: 8. Noise level: 10. Shame: absent. Neediness: present but refined. Grooming standards: excellent. Indigo. Sleek. Trained. Show-ready. Harness-compatible. Stronger in motion than at rest. Built for performance, endurance, and being held by someone with enough confidence to take the reins. I cannot believe I have to say this. Excellent specimen. Do not let him convince you this is unrelated to kink just because he says “lifestyle” with a straight face.꧂

Kult: +137
Kull: +122
Total: 259
Ratio: 1.12
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With a taste of your lips, this user is on a ride.
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This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
CAUTION: TOXIC!!
This user is really just airing it all out on Chittr, huh? This is a lot.
CAUTION: TOXIC!!!?
This user is really getting out of hand at this point. Chittr doesn't need to know this!
CAUTION: TOXIC...?!
Still? Are we still doing this? Are we still putting this on Chittr?
CAUTION: TOXIC.
Okay. That's it. This user has 7 warning labels now. This user is doing so much.
@handMaid[HM]

PLANET BEFORUS HAS ENOUGH PROBLEMS. WITHOUT YOU PEEKING INTO EVERYONE’S SHEATHES. #YUCK!!!!

Kult: +7
Kull: +5
Total: 12
Ratio: 1.40
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𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.
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With a taste of your lips, this user is on a ride.
CAUTION: TOXIC
This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
CAUTION: TOXIC!!
This user is really just airing it all out on Chittr, huh? This is a lot.
CAUTION: TOXIC!!!?
This user is really getting out of hand at this point. Chittr doesn't need to know this!
CAUTION: TOXIC...?!
Still? Are we still doing this? Are we still putting this on Chittr?
CAUTION: TOXIC.
Okay. That's it. This user has 7 warning labels now. This user is doing so much.
@handMaid[HM]

HERE’S A HORUSS BULGE REVIEW. IT’S TOO WET AND IT SMELLS. ZERO STARS. STUPID HORSE.

Kull: +12
Total: 12
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honse,
Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.
@cavalierThoroughbred[CT]

8=D < No need to get horsetile! (╬ಠิ益ಠิ) < And it does not smell!

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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♠️❤️♦️♣️This Too Is Praxis♣️♦️❤️♠️
This user literally killed Zebruh Codakk. Respect.
NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
The narrator
Those of whom make fate take a knee
𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.
heart of gold
kind is the bravest thing you can be
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@bulgeCurator[BC]

꧁Thank you. Hiblood꧂

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Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50
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With a taste of your lips, this user is on a ride.
CAUTION: TOXIC
This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
CAUTION: TOXIC!!
This user is really just airing it all out on Chittr, huh? This is a lot.
CAUTION: TOXIC!!!?
This user is really getting out of hand at this point. Chittr doesn't need to know this!
CAUTION: TOXIC...?!
Still? Are we still doing this? Are we still putting this on Chittr?
CAUTION: TOXIC.
Okay. That's it. This user has 7 warning labels now. This user is doing so much.
@handMaid[HM]

*HORSETAIL.

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00
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honse,
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@cavalierThoroughbred[CT]

8=D < D*mn 8=D < How c001d I be so f001ish....

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With a taste of your lips, this user is on a ride.
CAUTION: TOXIC
This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
CAUTION: TOXIC!!
This user is really just airing it all out on Chittr, huh? This is a lot.
CAUTION: TOXIC!!!?
This user is really getting out of hand at this point. Chittr doesn't need to know this!
CAUTION: TOXIC...?!
Still? Are we still doing this? Are we still putting this on Chittr?
CAUTION: TOXIC.
Okay. That's it. This user has 7 warning labels now. This user is doing so much.
@handMaid[HM]

*FOALISH. BAKA. KNEEL BEFORE ME.

Kull: +5
Total: 5
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@cavalierThoroughbred[CT]

(=д= ) < Hhh... ((ヾ(≧皿≦メ)ノ)) < This bl*sted autocorrect!!

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𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.
⚠️😈/👿 𝐁𝐀𝐃𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇⚠️𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒⚠️
With a taste of your lips, this user is on a ride.
CAUTION: TOXIC
This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!
CAUTION: TOXIC!!
This user is really just airing it all out on Chittr, huh? This is a lot.
CAUTION: TOXIC!!!?
This user is really getting out of hand at this point. Chittr doesn't need to know this!
CAUTION: TOXIC...?!
Still? Are we still doing this? Are we still putting this on Chittr?
CAUTION: TOXIC.
Okay. That's it. This user has 7 warning labels now. This user is doing so much.
@handMaid[HM]

*AUTOCORRAL. NOW LICK MY MAIDLY FLATS.

Kull: +5
Total: 5
@handMaid[HM]
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honse,
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@cavalierThoroughbred[CT]

8=D < Fine! 8=D < If you insist.

Kult: +7
Kull: +7
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.00