G'evening folks. The fine people at The Mayor's office has asked to borrow my boundless pulchritude to announce a first Midnight City Charity Ball. It's an open invitation joint for both business-heads and cool cats alike, so if you're free around next Tuesday (May 5th) then put on your Sunday best and come on down. Unless you're Felt or Midnight Crew. In which case, you better get on your hands and knees and beg @lightofDemocracy for an exception. All questions about the event can be sent to her, by-the-by. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdBbHheiQ3VBjFO9qEEkgK9CQdN6aQf2rqqC0yPVBUDPaTzIA/viewform
Fingers crossed. Would love to see what kinda formal wear you could rock.
@LIGHTOFDEMOCRACY CAN I COME IF I PROMISE TA BE POLITE AND LOOK NICE
c< i HOpe sO as well, aNd if NOtHiN else, i sHOuld be able 2 MaKe a sMall appearaNce Near tHe eNd Of tHe NigHt >c
Assuming you are willing to donate significantly to our own cities attempt to eradicate your gang and don't mind me disparaging the Midnight Crew in public? Then by all means! It's simply in the nature of democracy to allow all voices be seen and heard, even as we attempt to excise them! Just promise to behave yourself and know our regulators won't tolerate any funny business, miss.
ILL BE ON MY BEST BEHAVIOR MA'AM NO FUNNY SHIT FROM ME AND IT AINT MY CREW SPECIFICALLY IM GUESSIN SO
We don't discriminate! Any and all Midnight Crew members are considered valid POIs to our police force! But I appreciate the sheer gumption to even ask to participate given the circumstance, so be all means! I hope for little controversy and for you to enjoy yourself!
ooh, i have a gorgeous dress i don't have enough reason to wear
Personally ma'am I don't think a dame needs any reason to want to look gorgeous. But by all means, if I can help give you an excuse then I'm happy to do my civil service.
well, of (ourse, but i rarel7 have an7one to show off to, and where’s the fun in a spe(ial o((asion dress if 7ou don’t leave jaws dropped?
You've got a good a point if I've ever heard one. Hope you turn some heads if ya do show up, miss. Competition might be stiff so bring your A-game.