#nsfwv duh. probably #nsfvwe too rose: smash. total freak <3 wvill call you #cvw-self-harm later but in the moment? mmph roxy: smashed. god i lowve blondes. party gal jade: smash doggystyle, as long as shes only got the ears and maybe the tail jane: eh. smash for the ingenue ones. june: yknowv, nevwer really thought about it. smash, i guess? aradia: freak in the sheets (bedsheet ghost). smash tavwros: she came out right? good for her. smash nepeta: smash as long as shes not acting too annoying and wvigglerish. othervwise shes great, meeeeovw~ kanaya: smash in the wveird alt realities vwhere shes into dudes. terezi: smash smash smash. sensory ovwerload on her is great vwriska: role revwersal? hell yes. lovwe smashing owverconfident babes. the povwers are cool too though only for delegation purposes, not like theyd vwork on me feferi: smash though it almost makes me feel bad, dunno vwhy, just newver come across any i could stand more than one conwversation wvith damara: scary but hot. scaroused smash. bonus points if she wvears the uniform kankri: pass meulin: smash if you can gag her, especially if shes one of the especially freaky ones. met one vwho drewv fanart of me, nearly fell in lovwe vwith the girl porrim: smash smash smash. smash all night and all day. pitch, flushed, wvhatevwer, im smashing that latula: coolgirl smash, can get a bit sentimental for my tastes though aranea: twvo vwords: sexposition stand. smash meenah: depends. not gonna say no to the vwashboard ones, but still knocks off points. those braids are perfect for pulling though, and putting her in her place is a damn good time no matter vwhat. smash.
no problem babe, its wvhat i do
Since y9u are adamant in identifying as #N9tGay I h9pe it's n9t 9verstepping t9 assume that my name's inclusi9n in y9ur p9st is in reference t9 the female Kankri I've seen 9n here, 6ut I am still disapp9inted t9 see that even y9u w9uld include a versi9n 9f me in this 9ffensive and 96jectifying practice. I literally just made a p9st a69ut this.
((The addition of Kankri in there has me rolling
its literally a pass because i respect your chastity or wvhatevwer man dont read so much into it
It's celi6acy, n9t chastity. They're related c9ncepts, 6ut they are still entirely different, and as my friend I have faith that y9u can remem6er the difference 9ne 9f these days. 6esides, what w9uld've 6een much m9re respectful t9 my #Celi6ate identity is if y9u didn't include me at all. 6y even putting my name in the c9nversati9n, it implies that I'm an 9pti9n t9 6egin with, as s9me 9ther tr9lls 9n this platf9rm seem t9 mistakenly 6elieve. It als9 f9rces me t9 have t9 read it.
look i didnt include the other guys because obwviously not but havwe you seen the leijon shipping wvalls? iwve gotta be explicit here or else theyre gonna read too much into it. trust me, i knovw vwhat im doing bro.
Yes, I've seen the kinds 9f things Meulin and her dancest9r write and draw 9f me and I want n9 further part in it. 6ut I d9n't see h9w this c9uld p9ssi6le deter them. W9uldn't it simply add fuel t9 the pr9ver6ial fire?
i dont understand howv this could possibly be misinterpreted by anyone
I should check Cronus' page, I said. It might be fun, I said. Like a fool. My checking stops as soon as it began. You're truly unseemly.
she hates me because i speak the truth