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BX33 < jinx and our jade! B33 < its not explicitly a <3s date but im still counting it lmeow B33 < also nah thats fair youre valid
Jinx, you're adorable, but I agree. Evil.

well i'm glad you two have taken that next step in your relationship! :D

I like that you sign off on your chits.

i feel like im bad ab0ut giving pe0ple t00 many mixed messages and its my fault really

BX33 < well now i dont wanna B33c < use mew age technology to tell me what youre up to

B33 < hey man good job trying to work out your f33lings on your own terms B// < sorry efurrynyan kinda started dogpiling you about it

if it helps karkat? i've genuinely been struggling a lot with intense negative reactions to things based entirely off of assumption lately! so like. i get it and i hope you know i'm not making fun!!! have you had breakfast?

i would tell you to take a breather but i think wanting to take more breathers and be less reactive is kinda the point of your post. so instead of telling you to do the thing you already planned on like someone telling their kid to take out the trash, i instead will say: good evening! or morning depending!

Get well s00n! ✌️

umm!! don’t! i’ll feel totes obligated to comfort you and i am really bad at doing that soooo. you’re not a chud, problem solved. :)

LOL. it’s ok, karkat. consider it your plan b if denying it doesn’t appearify your chud likeness away. like, they’ll be waiting with OPEN arms!!

In a g00d way? 0u0

leave nonchalant cool to the striders we love your assholey chud vibe

Pers0nally i think y0ure cute

if it helps, ur def not alone in the chud category. you’re, like, amongst kindred chudlings. :)

im not giggling at your lack of well rest but it is funny how many hoops you jumped through to communicate that to me. anyway!! i hope the rest of the day is better for you :) ive been doing a lot better than before!! so thats a big win for me i think. i make no promises on my coffee intake but ill do my best for you ok?

Hmmm, No, I Do Not Want To Get Up. A Curse Upon You That Turns Your Marrow To Lead.

likely* fuck me god damn i shouldnt have even chot that

:33 < So motivational!

W0w did y0u seri0usly just call me big... Thats s0 hurtful and 0ffensive. I cant believe y0ud fat shame like this first thing in the m0rning.

morning :D! hope you rested well!

like chit for you to chat

G00d m0rning karkat 0u0

mornin kk

I wanna g0 shake ass at the club t00! But im 0nly g0ing with s0me0ne wh0s g0nna pay f0r all my drinks #substances

I think y0u can handle me pretty well

I kn0w full well h0w much y0u enj0y being a fucked up little pervert. Y0u're slready in my dms #nsfw

what do you even mean chopped

this is so sad guy doesnt even have kult smh

Wh0ring y0urself 0ut already, karkat?

aw y0ud d0 that f0r me? psych0analise me with0ut need f0r y0ur special payment? thats s0 sweet 0f y0u
YOU'RE THE FUCKER I WAS ARGUING WITH IN THAT GROUP CHAT THE OTHER DAY, AREN'T YOU? KIND OF INSANE THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE A CHITTR BEFOREHAND BUT HEY, HERE WE ARE, FACE TO FACE ONCE AGAIN. YOU'RE LUCKY THAT I AGREE WITH A LOT OF YOUR INTRO POST AND I'M COOKING DINNER SO I WON'T GO IN ON YOU THIS TIME FOR LACK OF TIME AND ENERGY. BUT WATCH YOUR BACK, YOU SANCTIMONIOUS BASTARD. THE WATCHFUL EYE OF KARKAT VANTAS NEVER FUCKING RESTS.

Ha! Oh, That Is A Good One. I Cannot Wait To Watch, Popped Kernels In Prong, As You Are Bombarded With The Absolute Most Infuriating " People " This Site Has To Offer. If The Stress Aneurysm Does Not Take You First, Of Course. #positive

:33 < hi karkitty :33 < wanna go jellyfishing?

0mg karkat hi please d0nt backread my page at all i am asking very nicely

Little Do You Know, That Olive Branch Will Be Swiftly Used To Swat You On The Back Of The Pan At The Earliest Moment Of Opportunity. Life Is Beautiful. #serene

B33 < good morning karkat B33 < welcome to a diffurent kind of slop lmeow

