DEAR LOVELY CONSCRIPTS. AND MISERABLE CAPTIVES. ALL HELD INTO PLACE BY MY. BEGuILING CHARMS. DIZZYING INTELLECT. AND RAW. MuSCuLATuRE. PHYSICALLY THWARTING. ALL YOuR ATTEMPTS AT LEAVING. TONIGHT WAS HARD ON ME. HARDER THAN MOST ANYTHING I HAVE EVER FELT. I PuLLED OFF. A REALLY COOL TRICK. THAT TOOK A LOT OF PREP TIME. AND NOBODY EVEN NOTICED. TOO BuSY. PREOCCuPIED WITH THEMSELVES. AND RuNNING FOR THEIR LIVES. I AM FEELING. DOuR. HERE IS. AN ARTIST'S (ME'S). BEST ATTEMPT AT RENDERING. SO YOu CAN ALL SEE. HOW COOL IT WAS. AND MAYBE. PRAISE ME. A LOT. https://i.imgur.com/h3Eru66.png
I LIKE YOUR USE OF COLOR. AND THE DYNAMIC POSE. GOOD WORK.
So. No warm milk before bed tonight, sir?
I HAVE TO uSE COLORS. OTHERWISE. IT WOuLD BE ENTIRELY BLANK. THANK YOu THOuGH. I DO LOOK RATHER. DASHINGLY DYNAMIC. DON'T I? TRICK QuESTION. THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWER. IS YES. THANK YOu INSPECTOR EQuINE. MAY YOu ALWAYS FIND HORSES. WITH ACCEPTABLY SIZED ASSES. AND HOOVES. THAT TRAMPLE YOuR ENEMIES. INTO SMITHEREENS. FOR DISPLEASING YOu.
THERE WILL NOT. BE A BED. CAPABLE OF SuPPORTING MY WEIGHT. MADE HEAVIER. BY THE NuMBER OF MY TEARS. SHED ACCOMPANYING. WAH. WAH. BOO BOO. HOO HOO.
ANYONE CAN USE COLORS. YOU USED THEM BETTER. VERY DASHING. AS DASHING AS THE HORSES DASH THEIR FOES AGAINST HOOVES. SURE. ALWAYS A JOY. TO SEE YOUR ARTISTIC ENDEAVORS.
THIS DOES MAKE MY ACCOMPLISHMENT. FEEL MORE LIKE A TRANSFORMATIVE WORK. THAN ONE. THAT WAS SIMPLY DONE. FOR THE SAKE OF IMPRESSING INGRATES. OR RATHER. ONE INGRATE IN PARTICuLAR. SPEAKING OF. @scratchDoctor STOP FuCKING AROuND. YOu HAVE A JOB TO DO. THIS. PLAYING DEAD THING IS VERY uNLIKE YOu. LAuGH AT MY PERFORMANCE. AND DECLARE ME VICTOR.
The automated watering system is here to inform the Lord that I can not hear or see your commands.
TELL THE AuTOMATED WATERING SYSTEM THAT @scratchDoctor NEEDS TO HAuL HIS FuCKING ASS OVER HERE. I MEAN IT. THIS IS A CROWNING MOMENT OF VICTORY. NOT MOPING. OR SCuRRYING OFF. TO ME KNOWS WHERE. AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE. SO BRING HIM BACK. HE IS NEVER THIS DERELICT IN HIS DuTIES. TO ME.
:o) Your performance was amazing, my Lord. :o) Though I had to prioritize your life. :o) And those of my loved ones :o) I noticed. I loved it. I love everything you do. :o) Glory be.