wwell wwell look wwhat just wwashed ashore (delivvered by a parcel courier in maids attire) ill be there @caligulaAscendit #imcoming to #boysnight
WHAT IF I AM SO SHREDDED. AND DECKED THE FuCK OuT. THAT ME SHOWING uP TO YOuR PARTY. RuNS THE RISK OF INSPIRING INADEQuACY IN OTHERS. THIS SOuNDS LIKE A PERFECTLY APPROACHABLE. AND TASTEFuLLY FORMATTED INVITATION. BuT I MuST BE CONSIDERATE OF LESSERS. WILL YOu HAVE LESSERS AT YOuR PARTY. ERIDAN?
THIS IS AN OPEN LINE OF INQuIRY. TO ALL ERIDANS. TO BE CLEAR. I ASSuME. YOu TALK.
wwe confabulate im hostin though so im the eri you wwanna be barin your chiseled hulk green torso to in supplication plus twwo eridan points if youre oiled
an yes there wwill be lessers quite literally considerin attendance is skewwin disgustingly wwarm
HOW STRICT IS THE BOYS ONLY DEAL.
I CAN VOuCH FOR THE HANDMAID. BY THE WAY. SHE IS AN ACCESSIBILITY FEATuRE. THINK OF HER LESS AS A PERSON. AND MORE OF. EITHER. ONE OF THE BOYS. OR MY MOBILITY AID. SHE MOVES HEADS. IN A DIRECTION OPPOSITE OF THE WAY THEY NEED TO FACE. TO SuSTAIN LIFE. WHEN I DO NOT LIKE A PERSON. OR THEY TRY TO START SHIT.
wwhile im normally sympathetic to playin into maras unpersonage fetish by any means necessary im goin to havve to put my flipper dowwn on this one boys night is sacred its beautiful and it must remain pure i expect to see you at the party mansion caliborn but not your handmaiden
if its any consolation im pretty sure you can upgrade your subscription at plushrump and see it all uncensored courtesy a nekotron
YOU HATE ME AND WANT TO STOMP ON MY FUCKING PUSHER UNTIL I DIE.
YOU WANT ME TO SETTLE FOR YOUR YAOI SCRAPS. LIKE A STARVING BARKBEAST. FINE. FINE!!!! YOU’RE LUCKY I’M INTO THAT.