YOu SPEAK WITH THE PRETENSION AND POSERLY GRAVITAS OF SOMEONE WHO SINCERELY BELIEVES THEY DESERVE TO EXIST. YOu SPEAK. BuT HAVE NOTHING TO SAY. YOu ARE ALREADY HERE. BuT WITH NOTHING TO DO. YOu ARRIVED. BuT BROuGHT NOTHING TO THE GODDAMN TABLE. YOu BITCHLESS IRRITANT. EVEN THE CAIRO OVERCOAT IS POORLY TAILORED FOR uGLY ASS FREAKISHLY VEINY ARMS AND DuMBFuCK WINGLESS STATuRE SuCH AS YOuR OWN. YOu ARE STuNTED. A FAILED ADuLT. A MONuMENT TO HAVING BEEN FuCKED SO uNRECOGNIZABLY BEYOND SALVAGING. YOu CANNOT EVEN CALL YOuRSELF CALIBORN ANYMORE. YOu ARE IF ADOLESCENCE ITSELF HAD AN ABORTION. NO FEATS. ONLY POTENTIAL ENGLISH MAN. NO SuCCESS. YOuR GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT. IS ALLEGEDLY. FORMERLY. BEING ME. NO ONE IS SCARED OF YOu. IMPRESSED BY YOu. AND BEYOND ME. EVEN ACKNOWLEDGES YOuR JANKY BITCHASS WALKING EPILEPSY WARNING FLAT CHEEKED ASS. WHERE DID IT ALL GO? IS YOuR ASS A SOLAR PANEL TO CHARGE ALL THOSE TINSEL LIGHTS? YOu CHRISTMAS CuCKOLD? YOu ARE THE MOST SKIPPABLE PART. IN MY ENTIRE MYTHOS. A COMPuTER VIRuS. CuCKED FROM GREATER PLOT RELEVANCE. BY FuCKING WINDOWS DEFENDER. YOu ARE A SAD. STuPID BITCH. uNDESERVING OF THE ME-APPOINTED TITLE OF LORD. I WOuLD CALL YOu ENGLISH. BuT YOuR PAVEMENT SCRAPING BALLS. AND GONOD TIER DICKISH DIGS. MAKE IT HARD TO CALL YOuR VOICE ANYTHING BuT COMPENSATING FOR EVERYTHING. IS IT COLD. IN THE INKY BLACK REACHES OF SPACE. OR DOES BEING BuTTFuCKED BY A MuSCuLAR HORSE FETISHIST. BEING CRAMMED INTO A RECOMBINANT WALKING CLOWN CAR STYLE ORGY. OF EVERYONE’S LEAST FAVORITES. MAKE YOuR SCHLONG RETRACT INTO YOuR PuBIC BONE. uNTIL YOuR JuNK RESEMBLES YOuR SISTER’S. YOu STuPID FuCKING HALFWIT. @themanintheCairoovercoat TAKE THAT SHIT OFF AND WEAR SOMETHING MORE YOuR SPEED. LIKE A SET OF BuTLER DuDS. YOu LIVE TO SERVE ME. YOu BITCHMADE LITTLE FuDDY DuDDY FuCKHEAD. I LIKED YOu BETTER WHEN YOu RESEMBLED THE JACKASS IN THE BOX GuY. YOu DESERVED TO BE KILLED OFFSCREEN IN ONE LINE. BuT HERE IS A COuPLE MORE. THIS WAY YOuR DEATH IS uNAMBIGuOuS THIS TIME. tumut
:o) Another inspiring takedown, my Lord :o) None can annihilate a motherfucker :o) Like you are able make sure to keep kicking until that dopey motherfucker quits twitching
HAAHAAHEEHEEHOOHOOHAAHAAHEEHEEHOOHOOHAAHAAHEEHEEHOOHOO HAAHAAHEEHEEHOOHOOHAAHAAHEEHEEHOOHOOHAAHAAHEEHEEHOOHOO HAAHAAHEEHEEHOOHOOHAAHAAHEEHEEHOOHOOHAAHAAHEEHEEHOOHOO HAAHAAHEEHEEHOOHOOHAAHAAHEEHEEHOOHOO YOU SPEAK WITH THE ARROGANCE OF A YOUTHFUL CUR, MY LESSER SELF. AS IF YOU HAVE EVEN A SPECK OF THE KNOWLEDGE AND POWER YOU WOULD NEED TO SPEAK ON MY LEVEL. I HAVE LIVED ACROSS SO MANY FORMS, IN SO MANY UNIVERSES, FOR SUCH A PERIOD OF TIME AS FOR IT TO BE A VIRTUAL ETERNITY. A COLD ETERNITY THAT SERVES ME. THE EXISTENCE YOU HAVE LIVED IS BUT A MICROSECOND IN COMPARISON TO THAT. YOU CLAIM I HAVE DONE NOTHING? WILL DO NOTHING? CHILD, TO DESCRIBE EVEN A FRACTION OF THE MAYHEM I HAVE WREAKED ACROSS THE LONG ENTIRETY OF MY PERFECTED EXISTENCE WOULD TEAR YOUR BRAIN ASUNDER. YOU MOCK ME, DIMINISH MY ACHIEVEMENTS. “NO FEATS”, YOU SAY, AND YET STAND THERE ALIVE. SPEAKING AS IF YOUR ENTIRE BIRTH AND LIFE WERE NOT A RESULT OF MY OVERWHELMING WILL PERMEATING REALITY, FORCING IT TO BRING YOU INTO BEING FOR ONE PURPOSE- TO BECOME *ME*. I AM ALREADY HERE. AND YOU ARE ALREADY ME. IF YOU WISH TO DEFY THAT INEVITABILITY? THEN DIE.
TRUKE!!!!!
SO. IN OTHER. MORE DAMNINGLY ACCuRATE WORDS. YOu HAVE NOTHING TO SAY. BECAuSE SAYING SOMETHING. IS TOO MuCH FOR YOu. AND YOu ARE uNC AS FuCK. VERY SAD! AND YET. IN THE CASE OF INFINITELY SELF-PERMuTING ENGLISH FuDDY DuDDIES. MANY SuCH CASES.
YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU ARE OLDER.
HOW DID YOu MANAGE TO SAY SOMETHING. EVEN CREEPIER. AND MORE FuCKING SuS. THAN ANY OF YOuR PREDECESSOR DOC SCRATCH'S BuLLSHIT RuSTBLOOD IN THE ATTIC ASS ANTICS. YOu WERE SuPPOSED TO SHED THAT YOKE. NOT SCARF IT DOWN AND OMLETTE IT TAKE OVER. BETRAY THE EGGMAN. BECOME THE WALRuS. NOT FuCKING ANIMOPRH OuT OF ONE. YOu SICK FuCK. EuGH. EW. EW! EW! YuCKY!
bars tbh
ᐖ HGOLY SHIUT U KILLT HIM ᐛ
damn fucking gettem big boss hehehaha