Eridan Ampora
@caliginousAquaria
dont talk to me if youre not wwillin to call me both he and she (( dms are open ))
when do ii get a turn on whatever magiical fuckiing glow up machiine ii2 out there. how much ii2 admii22iion or a tiicket or whatever. unrelated two my profiile piic btw.
wwhat happened to being able to think twwo hundred times more or wwhatevver the fuck magical gloww up machines dont exist because magic doesnt exist idiot but if you wwant tips on howw to look less like a chud im nice enough to take a look at you and see if theres somethin to wwork wwith
only been here twwo days at most but already learnin from chittr that evveryones an alcoholic i mean i get it you do you and get as slammed as you fuckin wwant but wwhy are most of them amporas or striders
Weak 8loodlines, o8viously.
im fuckin pissed off at that snide little obvviously you added in but givven the ovverwwhelmin multivversal evvidence maybe theres somethin to it bein a bloodline thing wwith amporas at least i knoww striders havve fucked up shit goin on in their thinkpans that i dont evven wwant to knoww about and alcoholism bein commonplace wwith them feels a bit more justified on their part
Simple, rum tastes good. #substance
wwell i cant deny that actually
ivve been seein people talkin about badges so @imJunior id like the genderfluid badge if you please but outside of that feel free to givve me any badge you think fittin
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou
thank you kindly junior
WHAT IF I HAD BLUE HUMAN EYES. AND THE WORLD SHUDDERED.
wwhat a fuckin nightmare of an image you just made me imagine
LIKE, IMAGINE ME WITH THE OCULARBULBS OF ZOOEY DESCHANEL. THAT IS ACTUALLY HORRIFYING.
if theres a vversion of you out there that exists wwith those eyes im sorry but that kar might be culled immediately no univverse deservves that thing existin
fuckkk i hate when an ampora is achsoally dripped tf out
id say that its unfortunate that its a rarity but that just makes me one of the special ones
hey
love the skirt!
HI. TAKE MY LIKE. I DꐦNT USUALLY Dꐦ THAT BUT YꐦURE NꐦT TERRIBLE Tꐦ LꐦꐦK AT.
why are you allowed two look thii2 good. thii2 2hould be agaiin2t the co2miic rule2.
thank you it wwas a fuckin nightmare findin a good one wwith this pattern to be honest
ill take bein not terrible
no cosmic rules wwill evver be strong enough to keep me from lookin absolutely fuckin hot remember that
I DONT NEED BREAST REDUCTION SURGERY, DO I????
--E√ Only if they're reducing your quality of life.
im just doin my best to look out for YOUR wwell bein kar just like i should and in my expert opinion the answwer to this question is yes you do and NO ONE ELSES opinion should matter on the subject
except for davve
i cant deny a man havvin a big titted partner if thats wwhat he wwants
that IS what he wants thank you very much holy shit never suggest this again my stocks almost dropped
sorry davve kar set my back on the right course dont wworry i fully support you havving a big ass titted matesprit as you should
iif you really thiink about iit you know?
as if you evven think at all
ii thiink at lea2t two hundred tiime2 more than you giill2 for pan2.
twwo hundred times more and for wwhat 'iif you really thiink about iit you knoww?' send post the fuck kind of braindead thinkin is that