@caligulaAscendit — #broken
she wwas supposed to rub rogaine into my wwidowws peak but she left me for lord daebble dob the shiesty sewwermancer a the east #broken
my dearest tiarna my bubsy busty biggerly boobied dairy queen i miss you terribly as im wwritin this im kneelin by your favvorite armchair the one ovverlookin the coast by the big wwindoww wwhere you practiced to read wwhile i sat beside you wwould shake my head an laugh at your malapropisms like a pipe chewwin savvant a the fin de siecle evven though you wwere twwenty swweeps my senior but ivve alwways had a predilection for the mature type i like my wwomen jocastian wwith a side a saddlebag you nevver seemed to believve me wwhen i pronounced your beauty but you wwere the flabby rust aphrodite a my d...Read more