ranking everyone by how well they give pets! 1. nepeta leijon 2. roxy lalonde 3. kanaya maryam 4. calliope 5. jane crocker 6. john egbert 7. feferi peixes 8. davepetasprite^2 9. jake english 10. rose lalonde 11. tavros nitram 12. nannasprite 13. dave strider 14. aradia megido 15. porrim maryam 16. meulin leijon 17. terezi pyrope 18. dad 19. the dolorosa 20. the disciple 21. casey 22. serenity 23. ms. paint 24. davesprite 25. fefetasprite 26. jaspersprite 27. jasprosesprite^2 28. jade harley 29. karkat vantas 30. sollux captor 31. latula pyrope 32. the signless 33. the summoner 34. peregrine mendicant 35. wayward vagabond 36. parcel mistress 37. white queen 38. tavrisprite 39. erisolsprite 40. gcatavrosprite 41. arquiusprite 42. jadesprite 43. rosesprite 44. the mayor 45. mom lalonde 46. grandpa harley 47. grandma english 48. bro strider 49. mituna captor 50. rufioh nitram 51. damara megido 52. meenah peixes 53. aranea serket 54. equius zahhak 55. horuss zahhak 56. kankri vantas 57. vriska serket 58. dirk strider 59. the ψiioniic 60. neophyte redglare 61. e%ecutor darkleer 62. the handmaid 63. marquise spinneret mindfang 64. orphaner dualscar 65. the grand highblood 66. the condesce 67. snowman 68. clover 69. biscuits 70. doze 71. eggs 72. fin 73. itchy 74. matchsticks 75. quarters 76. sawbuck 77. stitch 78. trace 79. crowbar 80. cans 81. clubs deuce 82. hearts boxcars 83. diamonds droog 84. spades slick 85. aimless renegade 86. writ keeper 87. white king 88. black queen 89. black king 90. courtyard droll 91. draconian dignitary 92. hegemonic brute 93. jack noir 94. weird guy 95. colonel sassacre 96. fedorafreak 97. sweet bro 98. hella jeff 99. geromy 100. charles dutton 101. guy fieri 102. nicolas cage 103. barack obama 104. maplehoof 105. vodka mutini 106. jaspers 107. pounce de leon 108. tinkerbull 109. aurthour 110. crabdad 111. seahorse dad 112. pyralspite 113. dragonmom 114. spidermom 115. glbgolyb 116. the mother grub 117. lil seb 118. sawtooth 119. squarewave 120. liv tyler 121. bunny 122. god cat 123. halley 124. typheus 125. cetus 126. hephaestus 127. echidna 128. hemera 129. nyx 130. yaldabaoth 131. abraxas 132. morpheus 133. cronus ampora 134. eridan ampora 135. gamzee makara 136. doc scratch 137. caliborn 138. lil cal 139. lord english
look ma! im frigging movin up in the world as we speak :)
my alternia wwhat am i lookin at do you take me for a fool do you truly believve i can be bested by a random gorgle search SURELY those arent your characteristic chompers unless you got em filed dowwn in wwhich case you better order a pair a big gag teeth off scytheon posthaste if you wwish to speak to me again
eridan. i have big teeth. i dont know what to tell you, but the canines got bigger than the buck teeth. all of these teeth? they often go past my lips. i just tuck in the canids so that i dont look too goofy.
of what??? you want my teeth from when i was a bad dog too?
wRIT kEEPER NEEDS, tO STEP UP HIS GAME, fOR THE NEXT QUARTER,
beloww eq and cro is fuckin CRAZY wwhat is your problem