Banished to the SmartToilet because Dirk couldn't handle the truth. @caligulasAquarium @timaeusTestified#0414 https://i.ibb.co/67qJSwcv/image.png -Via Chittr for SmartToilet

You may as well match the means you use to spew this shit.
This is exactly what I mean. There is a distinct feminine and maternal quality to your bitching that even Eridan can't help but pick up on. -Via Chittr for SmartToilet

Your fixation on labelling me as a woman, both explicit and through suggestion, is appalling. Borderline fetishistic. It's something that cannot be attributed to you being based off of my own admittedly abhorrent mind. Stay in the shitter and quit bothering me with your garbage.
Bro, are you actually mad for real. Calm your he/him masculine alpha male tits. #FishingFriday is in jeopardy.

if dirks your human mother and not jake then i believve by homosapien cultural norms this implicates you as a #jakedirk believver wwhich im still dubious on but id be amenable to supportin this initiativve if wwe can all get behind #erijakedirk wwhich as a recently has considerably higher merit if you take certain things into account #rankbait
Stay your hand, he's got a hostage. You're going to fuck #FishingFriday past the point of no return.
