I cannot pen a haiku to convey the emotions stirring within my breast. Frustration.
dumb little mustard, if s)(e spoke like )(er writin id tolerate it. #)(aiku see i can do t)(at too.
You will find nothing of interest. My features of that region are fllat. Lust ellsewhere. #suggestive.
Does some allternate empress of some titlle I have never heard of have time to be spending hecklling the dead? I jest. Of course she does, of such llow vallue is her time and effort.
got all t)(e time in t)(e world in t)(e relativity of faster t)(an lig)(t travel spaces. if i dont )(eckle t)(e g)(osts, w)(o will?
)(old on lemme )(aiku t)(at one up for you: i will laug)( at you i will continue laug)(in )(a)( )(a)( )(a)( )(a)( )(a)( #)(aiku see, t)(ats two of em now. got some real competition goin.
Enjoy then. My schedulle, despite quite trully being infinite in scope, somehow has not room for you, for there is another woman higher in priority in my heart and mind.


