#HEADCANON DROP... 'i HEADCANON ... "KARKAT TO BE IN LOVE WITH ME.' ...wHAT?! tHIS DOESNT EVEN STATE A SPECIFIC USER! OR WHO ITS FROM!!! *UGH.* oKAY. LET'S JUST TAG A HANDFUL. WHATEVER. @CARBOLICgALVANOLOGIST @CARCINOgENETICIST#2183 @KANTANKEROUSfUSE @CARCINOgENETICIST#2443 BOOM. THERE. YOU GUYS ARE THE FIRST RANDOMS i FOUND THAT SEEM ACTIVE. CONGRATULATIONS, SOMEONE IS IN LOVE WITH YOU, *MAYBE*. (MAYBE ALL OF YOU. EW) UGH. SEND IN BETTER HEADCANONS, NORMIES. [fORM IN PINNED]
NOT CLAIMING THIS ONE. HANDING IT OFF TO THE NEXT KARKAT.
IT'S OBVIOUSLY NOT ME. I REBUKE THE FUCKING ENERGY OF THIS.
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Well One Of These Karkats Is Certainly Lucky
UNLESS IT'S THE EXISTING QUADMATE OF A KARKAT HAVING THEMSELVES A MERRY LITTLE CHUCKLERUMPUS BEHIND YET ANOTHER LAYER OF REMOVAL FROM THE SOCIAL IMPERATIVE TO GROW SOME FUCKING SHAME GLOBES, I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS IS. AND I'M POSITIVE THAT IT ISN'T MINE. I WON'T DENY THAT THERE ARE SOME OBNOXIOUSLY *VOCAL* DEGENERATES SCUTTLING AROUND IN THE DARK — I KNOW, BECAUSE I'VE SEEN THEM. IF THIS IS YOU, DO YOURSELF AND THE KARKAT OF YOUR CHOICE A FAVOR. DO IT. BOTHER HIM. SHOOT YOUR SHOT. AND THEN IMMEDIATELY SHOOT YOURSELF OUT OF ORBIT WITH A CANNON, BECAUSE MY ANSWER IS "NO." OTHERWISE, PASSING TO THE NEXT KARKAT.