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← @ectoBiologies

life update: my boyfriend's weird brother is dating an alternate version of himself, who is now moving into their apartment, i guess? thus creating the most dysfunctional household anyone will ever see in their lives. i am hearing about this firsthand via a flurry of panicked texts. we need to eradicate bro strider in general.

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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
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nothing to see here frankly this is a unique badge for one singular guy so im straight up imploring you to look elsewhere dude
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
Sword Saint
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Knotty
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@turntableGodhead[TG]

ok rude?

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gamzee. my guy. we can do this. it's what's best for dave. fuck the approval.

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@cleverReference[CR]

√(Your photo has a little spot of something on your face, I can't help it)²

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PLUSHRUMP™
A very dedicated puppet lover...
dave badge
nothing to see here frankly this is a unique badge for one singular guy so im straight up imploring you to look elsewhere dude
Dave Hour
go my davelings.
Sword Saint
User has decided to live and die by the sword.
Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
@turntableGodhead[TG]

oh shit you meant that i thought you were just calling me ugly and small and annoying haha yeah thats blood from when i got punched in the face

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@cleverReference[CR]

√(This was a really entertaining reply, I'm giving you 5 stars on Letterboxd)²

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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Certified Kitty Maid
Moe Moe Kyun!!
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
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@capriciousWardog[CW]

oH We lIkE FiNaLlY KiLlInG HiM? i'm fUcKiN DoWn (O: fAsT, sLoW, mOtHeRfUcKiN CoVeRt, WhAt's tHe vIbEs fOr dIrK DyInG ThIs tImE?

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Total: 5

oh well i actually did not want to kill him because i think dave would probably hate me forever but i guess beating him up isn't completely out of the question. maybe.

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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Certified Kitty Maid
Moe Moe Kyun!!
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
@capriciousWardog[CW]

aW )o: BuT LiKe aLsO I LiKe yOu eGbErT (o: WaY EaSiEr tO ViOlEnCe tHaN DaVe. OnLy mOtHeRfUcKiNg lAnGuAgE DiRk sPeAkS.

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you're not bad yourself. :B also yeah more than anything i just kind of want to beat that guy over the head with his own cane but dave is worried about him or whatever. UNFORTUNATELY!! argh.

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Knotty
This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Certified Kitty Maid
Moe Moe Kyun!!
FOR THE SAKE OF IT
Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
Yaoi Official
This user officially supports Yaoi.
@capriciousWardog[CW]

hOnK HoNk, OnLy wHeN I GoTtA Be (O: DeSeRvEs iT, mOtHeRfUcKeR AcTiNg aLl uP In sHoCkEd wHeN He's bUlLiEd bAcK Un fUcKiN FoRtUnAtElY Is rIgHt. DuNnO WhAt iT'D TaKe. WhEn's lIkE EnOuGh e fUcKiNg nOuGh. )o:

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