kInDa tIrEd oF FuCkInG HiTtInG On dAvE'S. hE'S AnNoYiNg. AnD YeT He cOmPeLs a mOtHeRfUcKeR.

damn that's fuckin cute. i resent the implication that i'm needy tho
I CANT BELIEVE YOU SAW THIS! UUUUUGGH. LOOK YOU ARE KIND OF NEEDY! SO AM I THOUGH! I NEVER SAID IT WAS WRONG! AND IM NOT CUTE! THATS YOU AND JUNE!

i'm not *that* needy jegbert definitely is way needed then me what the fuck man like i love you very much and all that cute shit but man you're kinda killing my cool guy persona here babe

...thanks, makara.
WELL ITS NOT MY FAULT THAT EVERY SECOND OF EVER CYCLE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE TO BE TOUCHING ME IN SOME SORT OF WAY. NOT THAT I DONT WANT IT BUT IM NOT GOING TO GO AROUND AN LIE TO MY MOIRAIL ABOUT YOU! AND JBERT IS PRETTY NEEDY BUT IS ALSO KIND OF STANDOFFISH WHEN SOMETHING IS WRONG. HENCE THEIR TERRIBLE ABUSE OF WEED. #SUBSTANCE #WEED
IM NOT GOING TO AGREE WITH THIS BUT IM ALSO NOT GOING TO DENY THIS.

can't believe you're killing me with sickles rn smh
nOt sUpPoSe tO Be oN YoUr sIdE MaN (O: We oNlY HuNg oUt oNcE AnD YoU KnOw hOw tHaT ShIt wEnT MoThErFuCkEr.
DUDE I AM DOING NO SUCH THING. I WILL COME OVER THERE AND CUDDLE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU TILL YOU END UP PASSING OUT FROM ALL THE AWESOME CUDDLING THERE WILL BE. IT WILL BE SO GOOD THAT YOU'LL END UP STAYING UP FOR THE NEXT 2 CYCLES FROM HOW WELL RESTED YOULL BE FROM THE CUDDLES. YOULL END UP LOOKING BACK ON THIS CUDDLE FEST AND BE LIKE "DAMN KARKATS THE BEST CUDDLER IN ALL OF THE UNIVERSE. BETTER NOT GO UP AGAINST HIM IN A CUDDLE CONTEST CAUSE I WOULD TOTALLY LOSE."

