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@captiousGestures[CG]

DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCES THAT WERE ENTIRELY WITHIN MY OWN CONTROL, AS DAMNING AS THAT ADMISSION IS, I AM SPENDING AN INDETERMINATE AMOUNT OF TIME ON BEFORUS. IN AN ACT OF #CULTURALINSENSITIVITY AND #ALTERNIANPRIVILEGE, I WILL BE GROSSLY FETISHIZING THE #CULLERXCULLEE DYNAMIC. IF YOU, READING THIS, ARE A SICK FUCK WHO WOULD LIKE TO BE FEATURED IN TASTELESS RPF, AND ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE A PREFERENCE FOR ONE ROLE OVER THE OTHER, I AM ONCE AGAIN TAKING VOLUNTEERS. IN THE ABSENCE OF ANY WILLING PARTICIPANTS, IT WILL JUST BE ABOUT @twinArmaggetfucked AGAIN.

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@capriciousWardog[CW]

wE'Re aLwAyS DoWn tO FuCkInG ClOwN. cHeCkS OuT (o:

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@captiousGestures[CG]

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN AN X READER FIC, BUT I WOULD HAVE GIVEN YOU THE CHOICE BETWEEN THE TWO ROLES.

※ NOTICE: As a legal cullee under Beforan law, I'mm admmittedly pretty befuddled by your titillation. My mmoirail/emmployer is mmy culler. And our relationship is exceedingly normmal. I feel as though you'll be grasping at straws for your fetishization fodder. - Hope this Helps.

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@twinArmaggetfucked[TA]

0k i sh0uldn't be enc0uraging this but... m0irail/empl0yer/culler is a pretty inspired c0mb0. the p0wer imbalance kink p0tential is unmatched.

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@twinArmaggetfucked[TA]

h0w sweet. y0u really are a gener0us critic.

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@capriciousWardog[CW]

oOo cAn wE Be rAiLs iN ThIs fIc? (o: I ThInK ThAt'd bE FuCkInG FuN!

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@captiousGestures[CG]

FIRST OF ALL, I APPRECIATE YOUR INPUT. SECONDLY, PLEASE DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE AN ALTERNIAN'S ABILITY TO BE A PERVERT ABOUT LITERALLY FUCKING ANYTHING. BUT ESPECIALLY IF THAT ANYTHING INCLUDES POWER IMBALANCES, IMPERIAL REGULATIONS, AND #QUADRANTSMEARING. #SUGGESTIVE #NSFW

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- Inspired by mmy life? Sure. You Job-hopping rubberneckers. ※ URGENT NOTICE: I use his card just about every night down at the tracks. So who really has all the power here?

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(※ ADDENDUM: It's mme. I have all the power. Obviously.)

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- Now hold on. - I'mm 18. So I have no idea what #QuadrantSmmearing is, because I've been at mmy immperially-sanctioned low-stress Job. And the race tracks. You're mmaking this whole smmearing mmess sound like somme perverse take on the #CinnammonChallenge. - Frankly? I, for one, stand in opposition against sensationalismm and #ViralMomments. Maybe somme nuance would help you learn to do the samme. ※ RESOLUTION: I'mm subscribing to your RSS Feed though. But only because I want to see if there's any depth of understanding to your Work. That's all.

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