SUFFERING SHITMAGGOTS, I MISSED A LOT. YOU SPEND A FEW NIGHTS TRAPPED IN A BLUBBERBEAST SO FAR BENEATH THE RADIUS OF ANY PERMEABLE INTERNET SIGNAL, AND THE WHOLE FUCKING UNIVERSE LEAVES YOU BEHIND.
how the fuck did you end up in there...you have to, like, try, to do that
LMAOOO karkat u are just so fuckin funny w/ ur flowery gross metaphors
SIMPLE. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TAKE VRISKA FUCKING SERKET AT FACE VALUE WHEN SHE SAYS "I'VE GOT THIS FISHING TRIP ENTIIIIIIIIRELY UNDER CONTROL."
look me in the gander8ul8s and tell me you ever thought that would turn out well ໒( = ᴥ =)ʋ
☆ welKome baKK lmao☆
AMAZINGLY, IT'S NOT A METAPHOR THIS TIME. I REALLY DID GET EATEN BY A SEA MONSTER, LALONDE, I SHIT YOU NOT.
ZAHHAK, YOU ARE THE SINGLE MOST DESPERATE, QUIVERING, HEAD-UNDER-A-SCUTTLETRAIN OBNOXIOUS GLUTTON FOR ABUSE I'VE EVER HAD THE DISPLEASURE TO BREATHE THE SAME NAUSEATINGLY HUMID AIR AS. BUT YOU *DO* HAVE A SENSE OF DECORUM. AND I CAN RESPECT THAT. EVEN IF YOU'RE FUCKING GROSS. THAT WOULD ACTUALLY. BE KIND OF HELPFUL, YEAH.
HOLY SHIT YOURE ALIVE!? —EMBER💥
CALM DOWN. PLEASE.