oh god all the blood rushed to my dick and im on the floor in agony help #nsfw

Don't panic. Press your toes against da floor. Deep breath, pressure against da feet, wait it out 'til it's gone.

sorry but your johnson is 6onna shoot off like a firework and you will be diCkless forevermore.
No I'm not on here much and when I am I'm not stalking you and your conversations my sweet.
That's a shame, but I also don't stalk your conversations... so, HEH. ;p It's okay, I don't blame you.

Just stop readin' the damn thing! Also he's our boss, it's unprofessional. I know the heart does what it wants, but get it a grip on it. Metaphorically speakin'...
He's our boss but he totally said he'd declothe me among other things. HOWAMINOTSUPPOSEDTOREACTTHISWAY?

He didn't say it in a gay way. He ain't gay. ...right? I'm pretty sure he's not.
