♥ liked by @carcinoGigantis
take bread: spread honey, toast it, butter it, repeat, repeat. ‘this is fuck!’ .
8=l < Definitely not
aWwW MaN, mY PaN Is sEnDiN Me tO ThE MoThErFuCkIn nAp zOnE. hOnK ShOo hOnK ShOo uP In tHiS BiTcH.

that IS what he wants thank you very much holy shit never suggest this again my stocks almost dropped
a mOtHeRfUcKeR GoTtA Up aNd cHiLl yKnOw
Reminder that honkering of bonkers should be 100% consensual; unless you're both into that. e
:O) mE BrOtHa, It wAs mE
bOnK Or bOiNg, BrO, tHeRe's aLwAyS RoOm fOr tHoSe b's
wHaT ThE MoThErFuCk iS Up wItH KaRkAt's hOnKeRs gEtTiN BoNkErEd
a6solutely not o◡o

--E√ Only if they're reducing your quality of life.
It is not meant to be witnessed through the eyes of a disbeliever.
...don't know where i am exaCtly 6ut this CouCh is Cooooosy so i'm just gonna lay here 'till i see someone. not quite that 6onfire, 6ut still. Cosy.
yA MeAn gOg, BrOtHa

joy!

nothiing at all.
8//x < ABORT

uh oh oop2.
8=l < HAY
kehehehe. now get off the palmhusk and talk to the man, ya handsome stallion.
8=l < Oh thank goodness
i mean yeah also fodsiufivmsrimCs- look it's not like he's gonna look here. we're safe.
dasuhfronrsoiCvmspoC,a??? good thing this faux pas is 6eing Countered 6y hot karkat's presenCe!! >◡<
8=l < Fxck that was in public
8=l < So you also think he's hot 8=l < Glad I'm not alone

yuri

poor dirk... i believe oUrs is strUggling with the same choice.

hOnK HoNk yO CrAb wIlL CaTcH YoU (o: YeAh, GoOd lIgHt dAvE (o:
8=l < @congruentAttitude 8=l < Is this satisfactory
8=l < Splendid 8=l < Perfect 8=l < Everything is fine 8=l < I'm prancing
8=l < I'm done drawing but I'll repost this one 8=l < Another new Karkat friend acquired 8=l < I am collecting them
8=) < Yes here we go 8=l < New Karkat friend acquired but properly represented

MAN.

actually thank god no one saw me say that on second thought

cuz every time we touch i get this feeling and every time we kiss i swear i can fly cant you feel my heart beat fast i want this to last need you by my side
...they told me to draw.... [checks notes] ..."dave"....

#daveapproved

ok dudes gonna be answering some questions at some point tomorrow i think so if youre cool and swag drop some in here man had to make this post before tonights activities steals me away

this is my masterpiece.
lylac jst sent me dis n didnt say nothing

bananas.
8=l < No further comments at this time, thank you
8=l < I used a troll word 8=l < That's how startled I was 8=l < I haven't used most of that le%icon in millenia

COOL HOW???? BUT. THANKS. I JUST USE THIS TO COMPLAIN.

@CARCINOGIGANTIS YOU LOOK KIND OF LIKE ME PHYSICALLY. EXCEPT COOLER AND LESS MESSY OR TIRED.
8=l < Hrk 8=l < Yes 8=l < Quite lucky

yeah ikr

SOMETHING SOMETHING THE RECURRING PIT IN MY CHEST FILLING UP WITH AN UNSPECIFIED SADNESS. I'LL JUST GO SLEEP I GUESS.
8=l < 8=l < That one Karkat is just so 8=l < Specifically attractive
8=l < Both of you are quite gorgeous
Your welcome !!! :D, alot of people in here are quite interested in your guy’s relationship but all that should matter is that you two are happy !! ^^
Congratulations !!! (´∀`) I hope you both have a very long and prosperous relationship !!!!! <3

I had a moment of weakness (Q3)

pizza is a heated topic here i see ill keep that in mind thank you for the rapture in my notifs everyone keep it up

hi!! i am, thank you :D i hope the same for you!

bruh #currentsituation

waving hi to everyone :)

im TRYING to but youre still here

are you nevel papperman what the fuck do you mean rue icarly headass sticky fingers ipad baby

FUCK.

getting my back blown out and this dude whining about his fucking honey bruh 😭✌️
How > Beautiful > You > Two > Are, > Have > Fun! > ♡

riight iin front of my honey?

yeah but ii'm eatiing my honey.

my FUCKIING HONEY.

you were riight. honey ii2 way better than hatiing.

yo next challenge take off yo clothes AW HELL YES JIGSAW IM GEEKIN

not to brag jk who am i kidding totally bragging about @carcinoGigantis being my boyfriend i saw all you horny fucks on his shit lol

shinji chairing rn #vagueposting

yo everyone want whats mine ts crazy im gonna have to fight em off with a fucking stick at this rate like im some medieval bodyguard

alllwaYs am

carnations are a good pick!! thank you for answering :)

:33< honk if mew love #girlbulge :33< #Nsfw
...some karkats are badgers, some are chihuahuas. i will not specify which....

blah blah blah proper name backstory stuff come here often handsome youre tempting me to use the huzz alert tag more verbally when you tell me to not do that you know that right feeling like todays opposite day idk

its such a good idea and you know it im basically the king of good ideas and have the providence of knowing what awesome entertainment consists of among other things you look hot here btw #huzzalert






