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It will get harder.
DO YOU KNOW???
only.one?
Cool ranch Dorito
⧃ Well. Thank you to the 0 people cheering for my victory. Despite your best efforts, I did come out of the fight victorious.
ii"m goiin twwo put you iin the hole my2elf.. 2HUT UP..
Haha Erisol's soft spot for Fefeta.
big fan of all the karkats
YEAH SURE.
there we go all better i am ticking properly again thanks @imJunior
YEAH.
maybe idk im not keeping track are you? thats kinda cute
and everyone cheered
we should line up all the karkats on a trolly problem track and get every dave on here to work together and try and solve it
I see the surge in Karkats has attr8cted the local Dave popul8tion too.
dude i swear to god if one more karkat dms me with a screenshot of a marriage certificate to some other dave we gonna throw penis ouija type hands but his bitchass is gonna be throwing ghost punches jojo cant motherfucking enemy stand this bitch whatever you think we had it wasnt with me dude lay the fuck off
I'M SO NORMAL *I SAY AS THEY DRAG ME OFF TO A MENTAL INSTITUTION.*
aight times up back to posting
best i can do is sixty seconds
Real popular time for guys called David and loud text trolls
lots of the same two guys on the feed tonight, and it's barely dusk where I'm at. was there some kind of meeting being had¿
anyways, time to take hard drugs /j #substances
REMEMBER WHEN I SAID STRAIGHT BULLSHIT. THIS IS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT.
:33 < karkitty hours? :33 < sw33t :33 < hello karkittys
PLEASE IGNORE MY LAST CHITT, I DID NOT MEAN IT LIKE THAT.
I HEARD IT WAS KARKAT HOURS AND CAME AS FAST AS I COULD.
feel better so0n. genuinely.
loafs on your lap like a cat
youre welcome. any ugh is a valid ugh.
where have yall been ive been here this whole time yall got lives or something smh go inside and touch some fucking keyboard
tch. hell0, my best bulge bumping buddy karkat. i notice y0u seem two be in a bad m0od. w0uld you like two talk ab0ut it and maybe shove 0ur tongues d0wn each others thr0ats in a twisted our0bor0s of sickening weakness tw0 rival the lord 0f time?
your first main p0st after a month is gr0aning. im asking why.
wassup.
i can relate.
:33< *the mighty huntress blows mew a kiss and smiles at mew like a sw33t innocent girl*
< CAUSE YOU WERE BREAKDANCING. OBVIOUSLY. THAT'S WHY I ASKED. >
< CAUSE YOU WERE BREAKDANCING? >
We call that #vagueposting here. ······································································ #mood: Tired #nowplaying: Joel Baylis - Same Old Story
man i miss pizza
:33 < same! i also got ofurr it. :33 < definitely i grew as a purrson and wouldn't fold at the furst karkitty that gives me attention
B33< lollll my dave headmewte just came up and said "i would" lmeow
B33< nyat anymewre but defurnyately used to be! i've got my own purrtner meow though who i'm fur too obsessed with fur any crushes on karkitty X33 fur the longest time though i had the BIGGEST crush on him!!
B33< it mewns that even if i didn't have both dave *and* nyapeta's furlings about mew i would STILL be able to appurreciate that cake lmeow
Correct!
“For some reason.”
mayb u just got an iconic ass, man hav u ever considered that?
B33< as he should.
*sigh* davebot............. *stares wistfully into sunrise/set through window*
i guess so or someones playing some weird fucking prank on me
grunkle stunkle (and the funkle bunkle)
Oh A nIcknAmE! hOw wOndErfUl, thAnk yOU frIEnd kArkAt
thAt Is nOt gOOd yOU shOUld cOnsIdEr fIxIng thAt :(
I'M SO RED.
I'm so orange. B)
i will admit i am pathetic idk about anystrider else
Just A Little Reminder I Suppose
actually what am i saying i'm literally just as bad
real
This Phrase Was Said By The Number One Strider Lover
I take back every bad thing i have ever said towards dirk strider i want that boy so bad. #nsfw
guh
GUH. #GUHREPLYING
#GUH
Yes!
who else feelin #earnest tonight
anyways the knight armor stays ON during sex #nsfw
The only bright side to people using HemoAnon as a fashion statement is that it helps hide the people that really need it.
In the end the supplements wwill leavve the system, but learning to be DISCREET wwill benefit you forevver. Some people just don't get that.
sta7 strong out there, brother!
>>| .i'm so drooling .over purplebloods. .all big huge muscled purplebloods, hitting me .and railing me to the blurriness .in my mind. .until .i can't think straight, .only screams. #nsfw #hornyposting
>+. TOUCHING PEOPLE WITH MY PAWS .+<
They say never stick y0ur dick in crazy but what if the dick is als0 crazy. What then? #nsfw
.... BoTtOmS Ya'lL FuCkInG KnOw yA'Ll gOtTa pArTiCiPaTe iN ThE PaIlInG ToO ... RiGhT? #nSfW
GO FOR IT.
SINCE IT'S #HORNYPOSTING HOURS I CAN POST THIS AND GET AWAY WITH IT. I AM CURRENTLY NEEDY AS FUCK. I'M LITERALLY JUST LAYING ON MY FUCKING FLOOR RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I AM TRYING TO DISTRACT MYSELF. IT IS NOT HELPING. I NEED TO BE FUCKING DESTROYED RIGHT NOW. #NSFW
maybe man, do you think death talks in riddles or beatboxing or both
whats good everyone? decided to take half the day for myself and just rollerblade around town.
OBJECTION! i cast Deflecting Swat lets see where he's going with this
https://media.tenor.com/ehvqie1xgxoaaaam/dark-souls-parry.gif
I cast counterspell
:33 < i'll parry mewr hex
no babe i dont do casual its mind numbing devotion for all eternity or nothing
◜▿◝ Why's that, Karkat?
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8=8 > BARK
mxxw :3
thanks you too i guess
I encourage you all to remember that any negative thoughts you have about yourself should be ignored past 8pm. Those thoughts are the Devil talking. All your friends do not hate you, you just need to go to sleep. Perhaps eat something as well.
ssoft domss are actually sso............. tthe low warm tone of voice and tthe teassing way tthey assk for your verbal conssent... ssay u want it, puppy.... au au.... #nssfw #nssfwe
:33< my fursonas name is fuckskull mcbloodmurder btw if mew care
Anonymous querist: "i can still smell your perfume on my sheets" Much like a ghost, to have such sweet memories linger, is a gift. I believe this scent is cashmere, jasmine and lavender, is it not? Perhaps I shall reinvigorate it soon. #VaguePosting #Suggestive #Nsfw possible. https://roanlalondeama.straw.page/
everyone be talkin about motherfuckin pailing season. is it really that time already? :o0 #pailingseason #drones #scary #nsfw ?
i know truly a travesty no matter once i arrive to where i need to be itll probably tick again
lmao i dont know i kinda like when you were yelling at me i can try to rage bait again
dammit i shoulda kept going when i had the chance oh well anyways the reason why doesnt matter that much
when my husband (matesprit) goes 2 war (space trip back home) n i wont see him for 2 years (prolly tomorrow) so i send him multiple love letters (horny dms) while hes away #nsfw just 2 be sure
haha yeah im well aware its poor characterization thats absolutely the whole point to get you to keep talking to me in any case i am not burdening my shit on callie and aradia they already poke fun at me for what little i do let slip and i am not talking to anyone else about it so im just gonna keep postin on the internet and scream into the void for the hell of it until i get decent engagement btw troll juno sucks too
#suggestive #nsfw #notvague woah with a username like that i feel like my package is in danger of being handled
YOU KNOW IN HIND SIGHT.. GIVING ME A PLAMHUSK WAS NOT A GREAT IDEA.
everyone who vague posts should always tell me specifically who and what theyre talking about im nosy and i deserve to know everything
i got hashtag busy as fuck chittr gang what i miss
:33< *ac waves at cg* welcome back!!!
Average maddened sailor comment.
looking totally cute today karkat, i hope youre enjoying the beach you might wanna get some sunscreen though cause it looks like youre about to become somebodies seafood boil drenched in an unholy amount of spices and butter with that burn
damn son tha cute factor gone krill everybody up in here frame dat shit
haha ikr its great
Well, Yes.
those are the main things around here man
yeah thats aboat it you got it
:33 < mew got the gist of it
HI GAYER ME.