hal laughing my butt fucking ass out strider
@causticAxiology
You are so interested in what I have to say.
Cheat code to put more food in the fridge.
My nipples fell off.
I know a lot of things, but I know nothing about nipple growth. Do you know anyone?
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O~ A tragic loSS. I feel for you. ReSt in pieceS, nippleS. ~O
#titchecksunday https://i.postimg.cc/85n2CV0G/tit-check.png My findings have proven disappointing. I am no closer to getting a gloriously massive rack as I was a month ago. Next week may be kinder. #nsfw (but not actually)
Just you fuckers wait until I sprout boobs. #suggestive #foreshadowing
Anyone have a free granny flat or shack or cardboard box they'd be willing to rent out? Between Dirk, Roxy, Junior, Sebastian, Dspri and I - I don't think theres enough space for me to squeeze in this shitty apartment anymore.
Having internal organs is tight. I like when I lie vertical for a bit and as soon as I stand up I feel everything drop straight to my ass. Big fan of whatever that is. #lmaoepicwin
if y0ur b0dy iz new t0 y0u that may be an exciting experience f0r y0u
I don't intend to be dramatic, but my dick started the big bang. My dick converts ATP into ADP energy. My dick was the real JFK killer. My dick is the powerhouse of the cell. My dick was actually at the assassination of Abraham Lincoln.
If you were someone else, it might have. But you are a Strider; this is about what I expect from you all.
Just discovered this game called Dandy's world, I love supporting indie developers.