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I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU EXPECT FROM ME, BUT WHATEVER IT IS, I'M NOT F*CKING GIVING IT.

Blood: AnonymousKult Score: 492Kull Score: 83511 followers7 following

FFHSHSHSHS. EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING. THERE'S A BEAST.

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which kind

SMALL. RODENTLIKE.

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oh theres a beast alright. #vwink #vwiggleseyebrovws #suggestiwve

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oh you’re fucked

WHAT. WHAT? ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH ME??

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NO ITS SO F*CKING CUTE. I THINK IT LIVED IN THE WALLS.

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dont flatter yourself. im talking about my bulge. #suggestiwve

IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SEX AND NOTHING ELSE, GO F*CK YOURSELF, BARKBEAST. #NSFW

I'M AWAKE.

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Good morning!

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HI. YOU'RE NEW.

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I've been on this site for quite some time but yeah, this is the first time we've interacted! Hi!!

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NICE TO MEET YOU, I GUESS.

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HA.

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F*CK, AND MY BACK HURTS... HHGH.

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NEED TO LAY AND NEVER GET UP.

THAT ACTUALLY MADE IT SO MUCH F*CKING WORSE.

HE'S STILL F*CKING POSTING ABOUT ME!!

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UUUUGHHH AMPORAS ARE ALWAYS SO F*CKING OBNOXIOUS.

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HAHAHAH get his ass. #LOL

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I WILL.

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I'M NOT A WWHALE DUMBASS TRY AGAIN. YOU SMELLY MESS.

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MIGHT AS WELL BE. GET BACK IN THE WATER, YOU FAT F*CK.

OH PLEASE, YOUR SO FAT WWHEN YOU ENTER A BUILDING IT FUCKIN FALLS DOWWN.

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IT'S OKAY ERIDAN, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SCARED TO SWIM ANYMORE! ALL THAT F*CKING LARD ON YOU WILL HELP YOU FLOAT!!!

SHUT UP AND SUCK MY BULGE FOR ALL I CARE FOR..

QUIT PITCH FLIRTING WITH ME.

BYE. GIRL PLEASE YOU ARE *NOT* WWORTH MY TIME.

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YOU KEEP COMING BACK, LIKE SOME STRAY F*CKING BEAST.

I WANT SOMEBODY.

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THE FEELING OF MISSING AND NEEDING SOMETHING BUT NOT KNOWING WHAT EXACTLY IT IS. DOES ANYONE RELATE?

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8=l < Greatly

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IT F*CKING SUCKS. ):B

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8=l < The hollow feeling is dreadful

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FFFF*CKKKKK THIS IS KILLING ME.

HEY.

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HUMMAMMUMMUMA.

I HEAR CRYING. AGAIN.

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WHATEVER, I'M GOING BACK TO CUPE. EGBERT, I SWEAR TO GOD, DO NOT FOLLOW ME.

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i wasn't going to! >:B

MY HAIRTIE BROKE. NOW I CAN'T PUT IT INTO MY USUAL HOOFBEASTTAIL AND ITS ALL IN MY FACE.

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ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER REASON NOT TO F*CKING GET UP.

I'M SO F*CKING TEMPTED TO SHAVE DOWN MY FANGS BECAUSE I AM SO F*CKING TIRED OF BITING DOWN AND STABBING INTO MY TONGUE. IT HURTS!! I'M TIRED OF HAVING A NUMB TONGUE!!! #CW-SELF-HARM #UNWILLINGLY

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HOW THE F*CK DO YOU FLIRT? WITH STRANGERS, AT THAT???

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this is simple rweally it is about finding the rwight tarwgets firwst the firwst steps to any conflict is to analyze what you arwe dealing with so in this case what you want to find is someone you rwealistically will neverw crwoss paths with again so that if it fails you can just disappearw forweverw frwom theirw perwspective and it keeps consequences minimal and then afterw that you arwe on yourw own because rweally it is about charwisma and charwm and a lot of that is inherwent frwom hatch so like you could just be sorwt of chopped forweverw but therwe arwe ways to mitigate this but that is a whole differwent lesson so just rwememberw know yourw escape plan and pick yourw tarwgets wisely

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come here often?

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YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE DATING IS A WARZONE. I'M F*CKING SCARED.

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NOT REALLY. WANT ME TO CHANGE THAT?

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it is fine everwything is a conflict what is imporwtant is being able to rwise above and win said conflicts and therwe is no victorwy without strwuggle unless you rwe just that good but i doubt it but i digrwess you just need to keep yourw head held high and also wearw good looking clothes and also have a good hairwcut and also smell good and also prwactice good hygiene and also have money to spend on whoeverw you arwe courwting and also have a good voice and also have a good vocabularwy and also be well educated and also be interwesting and also date within a few caste rwanges of yourwself ideally lowerw and also pick yourw quadrwants wisely because imagine having a kismesiship with a highblood as something like a rwust like can you even imagine and also make surwe you have an escape plan in case a quadrwant goes south and you need to abscond out of town and also have a rweliable mode of trwansporwt to drwive yourw quadrwant places and also make surwe you arwe familiarw with the otherw trwoll s quadrwants because if you date the wrwong trwoll with quadmates who hate yourw guts then you arwe scrwewed and you know it is prwetty simple to get the hang of just got to keep yourw chin up you know

oh it was an example good response though nice job see youre a natural

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I WAS SEEING IF IT WORKED. THANKS FOR THE ADVICE. (:B

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WHEN I'M HAPPY I SAY: HOLY SH*T IT'S A GOOD DAY. WHEN I'M SAD I SAY: THIS TIME I'M REALLY GONNA DO IT. #CW-SELF-HARM.

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THE JOKE IS THAT I'D NEVER SAY EITHER OF THESE THINGS BECAUSE I'M ALWAYS ANGRY APPARENTLY.

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FUUUUUUUCK.

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You okay?

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STUBBED MY F*CKING NUB.

Ouch. I'm offering you some Neosporin.

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NO CLUE WHAT THAT IS, LALONDE, BUT THANKS.

Just know it will help make it feel better. And you're welcome.

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