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(( I really don't wanna write a big thing for Dirk Crocker rn, so.. for a short intro! This Dirk is from a swap AU.. if you couldn't already tell that. You would assume they swap personalities, but. Not really. Dirk used to be the heir to Crockercorp, but on Earth-C, (I'm going off of Homestuck: Beyond Canon for him on this account.) The Candy timeline version of him transferred ownership to Jane Strider. Jane still takes her place as the president of Earth-C and the CEO of Crockercorp, but the Candy timeline Dirk offed himself. This version is the Meat timeline, so.. yes. A version of Ult. Dirk. This version, being a Crocker, is a bit nicer and believes he is a necessary evil. The characters of this swap are mostly in the Candy timeline. Character list of the AU (If they have both timelines (and aren't dead) they will likely not have an account): Dirk Crocker [Candy(dead), Meat] Dave Egbert [Candy/Meat (dead)] Jane Strider @greatestGummedshoe (Candy) John Strider (Candy/Meat) (Johnbot will possibly have an account.) Jake Lalonde [Candy (?)] Jade Lalonde/Jadebot (Meat) Roxy English (Candy) Rose Harley (Candy/Meat) #cw-suicide
Oh don't worry I'm stupid I couldn't be hot and strong and smart so the Devil had to give me a flaw yk I've just been frog-boiled on this concept for a couple months And no problem man I know a thing or two about existing "wrong" so
Yeah I'm stupid but not entirely so Congrats on being a lil bit unique in that regard you're supposed to be who you are probs
I've been on this site for quite some time but yeah, this is the first time we've interacted! Hi!!
just one ball?
The slight yearning to fuck while the song Mascara by deftones plays, cause that song kinda fucks in my opinion. #nsfw
beep
HAHAHAH get his ass. #LOL
damn man find a little corner to cozy up in
ok check this shit out [a video is attached. the setting is empty road lined with guard rails and trees, perched on the side of a hill. rose swiftly backs away from the camera, mounting a dingy old bike and testing the pedals. she manages a wheelie, going "yooo" and showing off before promptly crashing into the guard rail and tumbling down the hill offscreen. all that's seen for a solid minute is the bike laying on the ground before a scratched up rose covered in bracken staggers back on screen, holding the camera and uttering "based" before the video ends.]
ehehe thank you !! !!
no 8ut I yam
i.will.inform.them
no it.is.for.a.friend i.have.no.intention.to.take.care.of.a.grub.in.any.way.other.than.as.a.medical.practitioner.should.need.arise but.it.is.fulfilling.to.assist.with.the.creation.of.them,.even.if.the.science.of.small.batch.grub.creation.is.in.its.infancy excuse.the.pun
Anyway. Morning
[$TAFF OF THE GREY HOU$E ONE DAY LEFT HIDE YOUR U$ELE$$ TRINKET$ AND FIGURINE$ OF #ELEBRITIE$ WITH GIANT BOBBING HEAD$!!!!]
REJECT HUMANITY. RETURN TO CRAB. #CRABPOSTING
oh it was an example good response though nice job see youre a natural
AIRPLANE MODE FROM LIMBO!!! :)
"= no that's a lot of effort. i take it back. not doing that :I ="
"= no, no. you don't have to look. i will come back and remind you. to reply to every one of my posts, even the inane ones where i comment on something vaguely for no reason. ="
"= hm. hmhmhmhm. ="
come here often?
Me neither, but glad you agree.
Just know it will help make it feel better. And you're welcome.
> ^_^ > 𝙸𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙱𝚈𝚃𝙴 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚍𝚘 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚙, 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚘𝚞𝚝! > 𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚖𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚋𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚓𝚘𝚢 𝚝𝚘𝚘, 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚊 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍!
> 𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞! > 𝙸'𝚖 𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚍𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 > 𝙸𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚍𝚘 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚙?
👍 —EMBER💥
YEA —EMBER💥
Sooo.. IF ITS NOT CONFIDENTAL IVE GOT POTIENTAL!!
Sooo.. SOMEBODY TOLD ME YOU HAD A MATESPRIT #lyrics
im joking i hope thats obvious
yea hence this being a great way to make money
[OKAY 20 LIKE$ AND ILL DRAW EVIDET PREGNANT]
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