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@cellularGreenscreen

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU EXPECT FROM ME, BUT WHATEVER IT IS, I'M NOT F*CKING GIVING IT.

Blood: AnonymousKult Score: 524Kull Score: 92212 followers 8 following

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@temporalGodhood[TG]

you know given that i havent posted in (and i check my nonexistent watch) forever i didnt expect a notification much less a new follower

Kult: +25

Kull: +15

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.67

@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

HERE. HAVE ANOTHER.

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@temporalGodhood[TG]

ah shit ive been bamboozled

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

HAHAHA.

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@extremelyBizarre[EB]

and im back too!

Kult: +5

Kull: +10

Total: 15

Ratio: 0.50

@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

YEAH, BECAUSE I DRAGGED YOUR SORRY *SS ONLINE.

Kull: +2

Total: 2

Scarab Lord Rose B. Lalonde

Sweet By Another Name

This user sure is.

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

Bad Squishy!

Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.

Hallowhiskers

This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!

Nuka Cola CAPitalist

Poised to detonate the soft drink market on October 23, 2077!

N'Zot Like Other Girls

This user's third eye has opened.

@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

Kult: +57

Kull: +35

Total: 92

Ratio: 1.63

@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

ITS PARTY ROCK IS.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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Scarab Lord Rose B. Lalonde

Sweet By Another Name

This user sure is.

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

Bad Squishy!

Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.

Hallowhiskers

This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!

Nuka Cola CAPitalist

Poised to detonate the soft drink market on October 23, 2077!

N'Zot Like Other Girls

This user's third eye has opened.

@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

Yes.

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@artificialSeer[AS]

This post was fact checked by Rose Grok.

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@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

D*MN. THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO WORK. ):B

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@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

IS THAT A GOOD THING??

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Scarab Lord Rose B. Lalonde

Sweet By Another Name

This user sure is.

Lavender Menace

A moniker of adorable eldritch evil.

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

Bad Squishy!

Ahh, jellyfish. Pretty slime that hurts you.

Hallowhiskers

This user lives for tricks, treats, and the whimsy of Halloween!

Nuka Cola CAPitalist

Poised to detonate the soft drink market on October 23, 2077!

N'Zot Like Other Girls

This user's third eye has opened.

@therapistofThedeepone[TT]

I'm not sure I follow, apologies.

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@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

ITS FINE.

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

Golden Excerpt

A user whose exploits are chronicled.

Cerulean8lood 8la88ermouth

A badge for ceruleans that love to have lengthy conversations.

A ghost!

This user doesn't actually exist.

@forgottenS[FS]

8le)(

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

BLEH.

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Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

Golden Excerpt

A user whose exploits are chronicled.

Cerulean8lood 8la88ermouth

A badge for ceruleans that love to have lengthy conversations.

A ghost!

This user doesn't actually exist.

@forgottenS[FS]

8le)(!!!!

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@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

BLEHHHH.

Infiltrator Barara

@stylishKeronian[SK]

I'm feeling cute again dechuu!

Kult: +42

Kull: +5

Total: 47

Ratio: 8.40

@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

AW. THIS IS CUTE.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

HE THINKS HE CAN TAKE ME. I’D WIPE THE FLOOR WITH THAT BUGGER. COME ON MATE LET’S BE REALISTIC HERE. x

Kult: +20

Kull: +5

Total: 25

Ratio: 4.00

@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

HA! HAHAA.

@aviaryComplex[AC]

sometimes i meow to keep the public on their toes

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

MEOW.

Verified

A user of established repute

#ABCC RSVP

Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer

CAUTION: TOXIC

This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

@creaticGoeticist[CG]

BEHOLD. THE FAMILY PORTRAIT. KINDA. WE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO GET ALL OF US IN THE SAME ROOM. THE GREEN ONE AND I LITERALLY COULDN’T STAND THE STUPID BRITISH FUCK FOR MORE THAN ABOUT FIVE MINUTES. THIS WILL BE THE ONLY PICTURE OF ALL THREE OF US TO PROBABLY EVER EXIST, SO YUCK IT UP.

@cheliformGyves @cheekyGit

Kult: +69

Kull: +24

Total: 93

Ratio: 2.88

@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

AREN'T YOU A HAPPY F*CKING BUNCH.

@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

WELL. SH*T.

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

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Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

Time's Up

This user's timeline was utterly doomed.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

To Be Verified

A user of potential repute.

certified badass

this gill in particular is literally trained to kill

@turntechGothhead[TG]

you actual fucking idiot how did you even manage this

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@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

I DIDN'T THINK SHE WAS STILL F*CKING IN THERE!!

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

FFHSHSHSHS. EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING. THERE'S A BEAST.

Kult: +47

Kull: +40

Total: 87

Ratio: 1.18

The Yaoi Fairy

May all your days be yaoiful and blessed by BL.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

⚣/⚣ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐘𝐀𝐎𝐈

This user is a seelie-certified Yaoi enthusiast.

OZA-TAP Official

This user is committed to the OZA-TAP mission.

Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

friend of PASCAL!

This user is part of the hive.

@cryhoundColoratura[CC]

which kind

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@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

SMALL. RODENTLIKE.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Verified

A user of established repute

Kenickie Crew

This user is a greasy alley cat!

Cornered Baby

All this user needs is a breakout role!

Get Crazy, Get Wild

This user would never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.

vwanna listen to my demos?

This user is an aspiring musician! Swoon...

@casanovaArmada[CA]

oh theres a beast alright. #vwink #vwiggleseyebrovws #suggestiwve

#wink #wiggleseyebrows #suggestive

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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The Yaoi Fairy

May all your days be yaoiful and blessed by BL.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

⚣/⚣ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐘𝐀𝐎𝐈

This user is a seelie-certified Yaoi enthusiast.

OZA-TAP Official

This user is committed to the OZA-TAP mission.

Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

friend of PASCAL!

This user is part of the hive.

@cryhoundColoratura[CC]

oh you’re fucked

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@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

WHAT. WHAT? ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH ME??

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

NO ITS SO F*CKING CUTE. I THINK IT LIVED IN THE WALLS.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Verified

A user of established repute

Kenickie Crew

This user is a greasy alley cat!

Cornered Baby

All this user needs is a breakout role!

Get Crazy, Get Wild

This user would never fall in love at the Jersey Shore.

vwanna listen to my demos?

This user is an aspiring musician! Swoon...

@casanovaArmada[CA]

dont flatter yourself. im talking about my bulge. #suggestiwve

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@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SEX AND NOTHING ELSE, GO F*CK YOURSELF, BARKBEAST. #NSFW

@feelingFoxy[FF]

So is Vantas like the "Smith" of troll world I am seeing that surname with a whole bunch of first names lately I don't actually have a surname so idk how this works

Kult: +50

Kull: +35

Total: 85

Ratio: 1.43

@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

NO, WE'RE USUALLY ALL VARIATIONS OF THE SAME GUY.

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@feelingFoxy[FF]

See I figured out that all the Karkats were Xeroxes but when you and a few others showed up I was "maybe it's just a common name idk"

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

I DON'T KNOW WHO XEROX IS, KARKAT IS THE BASE GUY. THE ORIGINAL. I'M FROM A TIMELIME WHERE OUR PLACES WERE SWITCHED, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A KARKAT.

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@feelingFoxy[FF]

... A Xerox is a shorthand for a photocopy of a document The same page or image repeated infinitely

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

OH. THEN YEAH, YOU WERE ON THE RIGHT TRACK.

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@feelingFoxy[FF]

Yeah I'm stupid but not entirely so Congrats on being a lil bit unique in that regard you're supposed to be who you are probs

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

I DON'T THINK YOU'RE STUPID, I'M JUST USED TO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTANDING BECAUSE I DIDN'T AT FIRST, EITHER. AND. THANKS, I GUESS?