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@cellularGreenscreen

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU EXPECT FROM ME, BUT WHATEVER IT IS, I'M NOT F*CKING GIVING IT.

Blood: AnonymousKult Score: 492Kull Score: 83511 followers 7 following

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@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

FFHSHSHSHS. EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING. THERE'S A BEAST.

Kult: +47

Kull: +40

Total: 87

Ratio: 1.18

the ⊹Yaoi Fairy⊹

The Yaoi Fairy

May all your days be yaoiful and blessed by BL.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

⚣/⚣ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐘𝐀𝐎𝐈

This user is a seelie-certified Yaoi enthusiast.

PEACE Elected Official

An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

Keykeeper

This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.

@cryhoundColoratura[CC]

which kind

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@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

SMALL. RODENTLIKE.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Verified

A user of established repute

Clicker Frenzy

This user is chronically online in a unique way.

Cornered Baby

All this user needs is a breakout role!

@casanovaArmada[CA]

oh theres a beast alright. #vwink #vwiggleseyebrovws #suggestiwve

#wink #wiggleseyebrows #suggestive

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @cellularGreenscreen[CG]

the ⊹Yaoi Fairy⊹

The Yaoi Fairy

May all your days be yaoiful and blessed by BL.

Yaoi Official

This user officially supports Yaoi.

⚣/⚣ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐘𝐀𝐎𝐈

This user is a seelie-certified Yaoi enthusiast.

PEACE Elected Official

An elected official of the Party of Earth-C'S Alliance for Citizen Empowerment

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

Keykeeper

This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.

@cryhoundColoratura[CC]

oh you’re fucked

↩ @casanovaArmada[CA]

@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

WHAT. WHAT? ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH ME??

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

NO ITS SO F*CKING CUTE. I THINK IT LIVED IN THE WALLS.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @cellularGreenscreen[CG]

Verified

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Clicker Frenzy

This user is chronically online in a unique way.

Cornered Baby

All this user needs is a breakout role!

@casanovaArmada[CA]

dont flatter yourself. im talking about my bulge. #suggestiwve

↩ @casanovaArmada[CA]

@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SEX AND NOTHING ELSE, GO F*CK YOURSELF, BARKBEAST. #NSFW

@feelinFoxy[FF]

So is Vantas like the "Smith" of troll world I am seeing that surname with a whole bunch of first names lately I don't actually have a surname so idk how this works

Kult: +50

Kull: +35

Total: 85

Ratio: 1.43

@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

NO, WE'RE USUALLY ALL VARIATIONS OF THE SAME GUY.

↩ @cellularGreenscreen[CG]

@feelinFoxy[FF]

See I figured out that all the Karkats were Xeroxes but when you and a few others showed up I was "maybe it's just a common name idk"

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

I DON'T KNOW WHO XEROX IS, KARKAT IS THE BASE GUY. THE ORIGINAL. I'M FROM A TIMELIME WHERE OUR PLACES WERE SWITCHED, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A KARKAT.

↩ @cellularGreenscreen[CG]

@feelinFoxy[FF]

... A Xerox is a shorthand for a photocopy of a document The same page or image repeated infinitely

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

OH. THEN YEAH, YOU WERE ON THE RIGHT TRACK.

↩ @cellularGreenscreen[CG]

@feelinFoxy[FF]

Yeah I'm stupid but not entirely so Congrats on being a lil bit unique in that regard you're supposed to be who you are probs

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

I DON'T THINK YOU'RE STUPID, I'M JUST USED TO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTANDING BECAUSE I DIDN'T AT FIRST, EITHER. AND. THANKS, I GUESS?

@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

I'M AWAKE.

Kult: +25

Kull: +20

Total: 45

Ratio: 1.25

@apocalypticLight[AL]

Good morning!

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

HI. YOU'RE NEW.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@apocalypticLight[AL]

I've been on this site for quite some time but yeah, this is the first time we've interacted! Hi!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

NICE TO MEET YOU, I GUESS.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@turntechGodhead[TG]

Not even gonna get into seeing myself in a timeline without the game like "yeah your greatest dreams came true and more. You self actualized, you mastered your craft, you were worshipped." Unfortunately the continuation of life and the multiverse required for me to collect all the dragonballs so I could give myself giga PTSD. Now I'm blowing away infinity in self imposed exile trying to find meaning.

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

SOUNDS MISERABLE.

@turntableGangster[TG]

it is with heavy ball thats i announce that i just shitmaxxed my pants after trying to fartmog someone #nsfw #fartwars #shartisolspike #shmogging

#shmogging #fartwars #nsfw #shartisolspike

Kult: +15

Kull: +49

Total: 64

Ratio: 0.31

@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

I REGRET F*CKING LOGGING IN.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

To Be Verified

A user of potential repute.

Disability Pride

Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.

Fintastic

This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!

CAUTION: TOXIC

This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!

Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

Mothergrub Pride

This user never forgets where the planet came from.

#TrashPandaSupporter

Raccoons are simply the finest beast to ever ransack this user's heart.

@caligulasAwkward[CA]

CAN YOU BELIEVVE THIS WWAS ME A MONTH AGO????

Kult: +5

Kull: +10

Total: 15

Ratio: 0.50

@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

YOU DIDN’T CHANGE.

⚙︎ davebot ⚙︎

Verified

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The Ultimate Knight

your time is almost out

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

Time's Up

This user's timeline was utterly doomed.

special little chuddy

This user rocks only a particular PNG of the Stiller Shades.

boop

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

BOOP.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

F*CK, AND MY BACK HURTS... HHGH.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

NEED TO LAY AND NEVER GET UP.

@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

UUUUGHHH AMPORAS ARE ALWAYS SO F*CKING OBNOXIOUS.

Kult: +80

Kull: +90

Total: 170

Ratio: 0.89

↩ @cellularGreenscreen[CG]

To Be Verified

A user of potential repute.

Disability Pride

Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.

Fintastic

This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!

CAUTION: TOXIC

This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!

Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

Mothergrub Pride

This user never forgets where the planet came from.

#TrashPandaSupporter

Raccoons are simply the finest beast to ever ransack this user's heart.

@caligulasAwkward[CA]

YOU LARDY.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

WRONG! IT COMES FROM F*CKING WHALES. WHALES LIKE YOU, YOU BLUBBERY F*CKING BALLOON.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @cellularGreenscreen[CG]

To Be Verified

A user of potential repute.

Disability Pride

Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.

Fintastic

This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!

CAUTION: TOXIC

This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!

Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

Mothergrub Pride

This user never forgets where the planet came from.

#TrashPandaSupporter

Raccoons are simply the finest beast to ever ransack this user's heart.

@caligulasAwkward[CA]

I'M NOT A WWHALE DUMBASS TRY AGAIN. YOU SMELLY MESS.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @caligulasAwkward[CA]

@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

MIGHT AS WELL BE. GET BACK IN THE WATER, YOU FAT F*CK.

↩ @cellularGreenscreen[CG]

To Be Verified

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Disability Pride

Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.

Fintastic

This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!

CAUTION: TOXIC

This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!

Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

Mothergrub Pride

This user never forgets where the planet came from.

#TrashPandaSupporter

Raccoons are simply the finest beast to ever ransack this user's heart.

@caligulasAwkward[CA]

OH PLEASE, YOUR SO FAT WWHEN YOU ENTER A BUILDING IT FUCKIN FALLS DOWWN.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @caligulasAwkward[CA]

@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

IT'S OKAY ERIDAN, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE SCARED TO SWIM ANYMORE! ALL THAT F*CKING LARD ON YOU WILL HELP YOU FLOAT!!!

↩ @cellularGreenscreen[CG]

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Disability Pride

Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.

Fintastic

This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!

CAUTION: TOXIC

This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!

Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

Mothergrub Pride

This user never forgets where the planet came from.

#TrashPandaSupporter

Raccoons are simply the finest beast to ever ransack this user's heart.

@caligulasAwkward[CA]

SHUT UP AND SUCK MY BULGE FOR ALL I CARE FOR..

↩ @caligulasAwkward[CA]

@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

QUIT PITCH FLIRTING WITH ME.

↩ @cellularGreenscreen[CG]

To Be Verified

A user of potential repute.

Disability Pride

Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.

Fintastic

This user is a seadweller. Surf's up!

CAUTION: TOXIC

This user is... Whoa, hey, that's a lot to unpack on Chittr! Way too much, actually!

Trolltism

This user is neuro anything but typical.

Mothergrub Pride

This user never forgets where the planet came from.

#TrashPandaSupporter

Raccoons are simply the finest beast to ever ransack this user's heart.

@caligulasAwkward[CA]

BYE. GIRL PLEASE YOU ARE *NOT* WWORTH MY TIME.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @caligulasAwkward[CA]

@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

YOU KEEP COMING BACK, LIKE SOME STRAY F*CKING BEAST.

Keykeeper

This user holds the keys to the Inbetween.

#cw-scopophobia

Kult: +34

Kull: +10

Total: 44

Ratio: 3.40

@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

TAG THIS AS SCOPOPHOBIA. PLEASE.

@cellularGreenscreen[CG]

TAG THIS AS SCOPOPHOBIA. PLEASE.