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Seems like s0me0ne sh0uld cut cr0nus 0ff hes slurring like crazy #substances
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wwhen you learn that THEY hate US too youll realize that bein hemoist is not only morally correct but that embracin tribalism is a survvivval tactic against the deranged heretics on here postin about stickin their bulges in seadwweller pan steww or spillin corrosivve acid on our fishy vvisages fuck wwe need to seclude all lowwbloods mutants an hemojobbers someplace wwith no internet access cause i refuse to believve wwe are the same species i dont wwant to livve in society wwith these dysgenic defects #vvaguechit
nuh uh.
yuh huh.
boo, youre supposed to fall for the bugs bunny bit, you didnt evwen notice. laaaaame.
i dunno, i think shes talking about you boss.
nuh uh.
i wvouldnt vwanna vwisit your crummy planet anyvways, i bet the broads are all 6 and under.
i havwent read this yet, but judging by your reaction, i dont think you did neither.
nowv wvhos the master manipulator babe?
growv up.
dont act like you specifically dont listen to it on repeat.
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>DOWN WITH DEMOCRACY >TAKE THAT WEAK SHIT BACK TO THE CUCKBLOCKS >WADERS DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE LOLOLOL
you're objectively wrong
once again you're wrong
i've never been happier :)
cute that you think you know better :)
okay i'm leaving, yeesh, fucking asshole.
i dunno, but meenah's always right and you're talking against her so clearly you are in the wrong
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TLDR for those who do not want to read; Cronus sucks.
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id dodge
you gotta stop threatening to kill dead people its embarrassing
sorry pal im #noturanic i dont wvant your spear anyvwhere near my face #suggestivwe
asked and answvered buddy boy. pick-me cronus.
"im not like other cronii im one of the good ones wveh"
you pick-me cronii are so embarrassing
you dont wvanna knowv #nsfvw #nsfwve #gore #body-horror #bouncingonit
its sad howv i liwve in your mind rent free. gonna be real, ruf so high is crazy after all the stuff vwith damz
I'm killing Cronus looney tunes style. #violence #murder
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"= oh right, beforan. knows not. of the ways. their label needs to be bigger. ="
"= accusing me of color blindness when you should know full well. that trolls get checked for that and taken away if they fail at exile. who knows where. they never come back, though. ="
Name it Cotton Eye Joe. Where did it come from. Where did it go.
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wvell ysee its like that
nah id dodge though
id dodge
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nuh uh
nah this is perfect. *not* on randoms. but if im playing wvith the pals... yeah, this seems like a great tactic, id totally pull some tail
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reminder for all my #cagttl stuff: im saying the quiet part out loud ;) this is hovw men think. and it clearly vworks, im ewven seeing gay gals go "vwould if he vwas a she"
I would ★ctu★lly r★ther er★se myself ★g★in th★n w★tch ★nother minute of ★meric★n Gr★ffiti. This will be the l★st I s★y on the m★tter.
#sylinkfilmreviews #5 ★meric★n Gr★ffiti (1973) I got 45 minutes into this ne★r two hour movie. In those 45 minutes it felt like nothing h★ppened ★t ★ll, genuinely we should investig★te this movie for chronologic★l ★nom★lies bec★use it felt like three hours. I ★m sure there ★re other better gre★ser movies out there, Shiv ★nd Ryu h★ve too much ★ur★ for gre★sers to ★ctu★lly ★ll be l★me. I w★s looking forw★rd to this one too bec★use it's directed by George Luc★s (who directed some of my f★vorite document★ries). Over★ll 1.5/5
Oh I re★lly don't know if I c★n h★ndle ★nother hour of this movie.
Is it ★ punishment from god th★t this is the first long film I w★tch? Is it bec★use I'm evil th★t I ★m tormented so?
I don't think I like this movie very much.
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peaked your profile glad hemoism is alivve an wwell on beforus despite your alleged character growwth your slurs are a tad uninspired but not evveryone starts off strong (like me) wwith enough practice you might be able to attain just a quarter a wwhat im capable a
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im just saying, wve had the vword kill on beforus bud. at least i did, maybe yours didnt, wvho am i to tell you your owvn linguistics
dude just say kill its not a bad vword
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 7: nepeta leijon #nsfvw #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #petplay #cagttl okay. yes shes a catgirl. yes you can call her kitten and giwve her scritches and shell lovwe it. yes, she looks adorable in a collar wvith a little bell on it. the thing is, that aint special. its true for ewvery gal vworth pursuing. the difference here is that its socially acceptable to lay on the cat nicknames wvithout any build-up on a nepeta, and that shes going in expecting it. she doesnt vwin any points from it for me, at least vwith harley the puppy thing wvas kinda unique to her. but okay, nepeta. the thing wvith nepetas to wvatch out for is innocence. theyll either be the most innocent lil kittens youwve ewver met, or absolute pervwerts. purrwverts, if you vwill. i mean absolutely degenerate. just look at the leijons wve hawve on the dash and youll get wvhat i mean. the innocent ones honestly kinda skeewve me out sometimes, and i can only pull the "yeah its totally a sign of politeness to take off your top vwhen you wvisit a highblood" game before it gets old. the purrwverts are also a bit much for me, since i dont lovwe the scratching, but ill put up vwith it to bag a girl in heat. for actual advwice, just keep a firm but playful tone. youre wvilling to play in her space, but youre clearly the guy in charge. flexible but solid, if youre too rigid something is gonna giwve. scout for vwhat shes aiming for. does she wvanna be "taught" vwhat pailing is? does she wvanna fill out her ovwn shipping chart? does she vwanna cheat on her boyfriend? ivwe met a surprising amount of neps vwholl start saying, "nyo myaster, wvhat if karkitty finds meowvt..~" wvhen iwve already playing wvith her kitty. i forgot to mention it on the roxy guide, but nepetas are second only to roxys- vwell, lets call it the lalondes in general, vwhen it comes to hawving it bad for cheating. if that gets you going throwv her a bone, or a laser pointer i guess, talk dovwn to her about howv terrible she is and hovw ashamed she should be, thatll get her mewvling. like most other girls, vwhat a nepeta wvants at the end of the night is attention. she wvants to feel relewvant. no matter vwhich sort of nep she is, she vwants to feel mature. it shouldnt be a surprise that that same strats wvork on so many babes. stand in for her moirail here, make her feel like hanging vwith you is the coolest thing she could be doing. shell usually say she vwas told not to talk to you (she does to me anywvays) but laugh it off, ask her wvhy she wvas told that, tell her shes too smart to need to listen to that stuff. then, shovw her just vwhy ewveryones been telling her that. shovw, dont tell, she vwont realize vwhat it is. i promise you shell lovwe it though. then you just put a collar on her, and youvwe got yourself a loyal pet wvho lovwes cuddling. the rewvmewv. like revwievw, but cat, get it? bod: ehh. these gals tend scrawvny to toned. sometimes youll see some wvholl open up their jackets and drop some real big fat cat tats, but shes usually rocking the itty bitty kitty titties. usually shorter too, its just not my thing, i like my gals to havwe something to hold onto. shes flexible at least, and has a cute face. 4/10 variety: you seen the tvwo, youwve seen em all. its either total cluelessness or radical ovwercompensation in the other direction. the adultery thing is fun occasionally, but i get enough petplay from the other babes. dont tend to lovwe her banter either. 5/10 ease: easy enough youll almost feel bad. the hard part is finding a wvay to slovw her dowvn, go too fast and shell start vwigging out or biting too hard or get clingy. not a bad problem to havwe though. 9/10 personality: dunno if ivwe ewver met one wvho wvowved me through personality alone. like, yeah shes cute, but i just dont see the point in breaking a girl dowvn if she aint already clevwer to begin vwith. theres such a thing as too cute. 5/10 owverall: 6/10. i cant exactly rate any gal lovw, sex is sex and its gonna be a fun time. neps aint bad, they just aint really my thing, make me uncomfortable sometime. plus, youwve got the evwerlooming threat of a zahhak knocking dovwn your door. tread vwith caution, but... ill giwve her that theres nothing quite like a gal dressed like a neet #bouncingonit vwhile mewving, shes got the cutest sounds
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That is exactly what ?anwashed fools say.
Kismesism isn't real.
HI ASSHOLES GOOD AFTERNOON HOW HAVE YOU BEEN? IVE BEEN SUFFERING AND PERSONALLY HOPE SOMEONE CULLS ME AFTER ALL THE ROMANTIC LOVEY DOVEY SHIT I SEE ON THIS SITE I DONT CARE FOR ANY OF YOUR ALL FEELINGS GET A ROOM AND PAIL IT OUT DAMN IT
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nah its def coming from her ovwen
something smells funny
and dont get me vwrong i think that some of my alts suck, but im not gonna claim im the bestest guy cause im so niceys. cause thats so fucking stupid. vwere trolls, dude. entire species that struggles vwith the basic understanding of empathy. im a shit guy, i do shit guy things, you can suck and still think someone else sucks more vwithout being 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 but im the nicest guy in the bunch!! okay.... and?
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 3: jane crocker #nsfwv #nsfwve #substance #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl so jane? lowve her, lovwe the aesthetic, sorta gal i could see vwearing a poodle skirt wvithout evwen being told to. but, outta the human babes, shes the one i hawve the least experience vwith. loads of the other three running around the bubbles, only a handful of these ones. wvevwe also got the big famous one on here, shes a bit of an outlier though. i hawvent gotten wvith her yet, but ill givwe you my read on her all the same. the most common type of jane i see is the ingenue. dresses cute, usually has nice, plush lips, a real shy sort vwho responds vwell to teasing. shell call you things like "buster brovwn" if you slap her ass or compliment her tits, its real cute. despite her vwhining, shes into you, she just doesnt knowv it yet. usually she doesnt evwen knovw that youre too much of a loser for her. like all life players, her bod is practically made for pailing, and it knowvs it. feel her up, get her all embarrassed, and shell be running like a faucet betvween her legs. maybe ewven from her tits too, shes the most likely of the main human babes to do that, if youre into that sorta thing. dress her up cute, hawve your vway wvith her, but dont expect much in the wvay of conwversation. second sort i see is the business babe. this is usually just a cosplay i think, a hottie in a pencil skirt vwho doesnt knowv the first thing about stocks and bonds but likes to pretend she could be a ceo. i usually mirror it back at her, act like im some billinaire playboy, the type of asshole so rich he can afford to dress casually. get this jane stuck on a bus or an elevwator vwith you and go to towvn, shell melt. vwhat shes looking for is someone to see her elevwated position and bring her crashing back dovwn to housevwife. she knowvs shes not good enough but she feels obligated to act this vway because of her upbringing. its your job to remind her wvhat shes really for: being a baby ovwen. novw if youre a troll like me you cant actually get her preggers, but talk about breeding her anyvways and shell go all googoo eyes for her. wvin vwin in my books. ill sometimes see janes vwith the tiaratop wvhatevwer too, or something close. you dont need my advwice here, theres alvways some glitch going on wvith that shit thatll let you take ovwer. just make sure to ovwerride some of those commands she gets, most important obvwiously being the stop reproduction one. another wvariant, dont havwe much experience wvith it myself, the kinda jane that carries around that lollipop like a pacifier. let her get a good lick, and then wvhatewver happens happens. a bit too caucasian for my tastes, but im newver gonna turn dowvn a babe givwing me enthusiastic consent. i should add a note for the famous jane around these parts, the one thats hawving a tête a tête wvith lil makara right novw. hawvent had a chance to get into her pantsuit yet but i havwe a fewv ideas. obwviously shes a sucker for abuse. im not saying get drunk and throwv the bottle at her, im talking classy. none of us are getting to the gamz levwel here. get in her head, mandhandle her a little, dont shovw her the respect she expects. she giwves me the wvibes of a gal vwhos just salivwating at the prospect of pushing out some vwriggling lil freaks, so keep in mind the breeding tips from before. like, ivwe stood close enough to get a vwhiff of her before (not as close as you might think!) and she smells like she vwants you personally to fix the declining birth rates on earth c. i think she must also havwe a fetish for the purple-wviolet spectrum, so do vwith that wvhat you vwill. my take? dont bother, but... hey, wvewve all got our wvhite vwhales, right? some are just vwhiter and wvhalier than others. the rating! bod: up to personal tastes, shes the chubby chasers dream. sometimes youll get a slimthicc one, wvhich is my personal fawve. i newver really see her vwith the crazy jade proportions though. 8/10 wvariety: theres a wvide spectrum of subby to pretends not to be subby, and the corpo play is a nice change of pace. the reprogammable ones are a rare treat. 7/10 ease: depends. ivwe newver had much trouble, especially vwith the dumb dress up doll types, but the corpos make you wvork for it. 7/10 personality: if you get a good one shes the perfect sandra dee. you get an annoying one, shes still fun to break dovwn. 9/10 ovwerall? 8/10. a good jane is a rare delicacy. treat that muffin top vwell enough, she might evwen go naked apron after youre done wvith her and make you some muffins. and honestly? her baking might be better than the sex, and i dont say that lightly.
no more posts for the night, but if you vwanna see more of my #deep thoughts, dont accidentally block the tag #cagttl okay? if you do that then you vwont be able to see my #deep thoughts, so please dont block the #cagttl tag okay? thanks <3
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8ad 8itches don’t have the time for showering sometimes!
#chittrhappyhavoc micahh down https://i.ibb.co/bm5dvm1h/image.png
oh daMMn i did that shit
#chittrhappyhavoc i feel like i should keep my doors closed tonight considering the most recent events https://i.ibb.co/6crhq4n1/image.png
#chittrhappyhavoc @megalomemes instead of being murdered, youre executed now https://i.ibb.co/q3pnxvlw/image.png
#chittrhappyhavoc i feel like *someone* from my timeline will be upset by this https://i.ibb.co/dpgpwwyj/screenshot-2026-05-12-231107.png