Moxide D'nitro
@cheerfulMenagerie
not-so huMble artist anD collector. you'll know if i like ya ;o) ((art by corvidoodle on tumblr & toyhouse))
no. im not gonna wag my tail or anything like that if you pet me. nor call me those weird names.
MaD respect. set theM bounDaries Motherfucker! noboDy can tell ya what you are
im saying this but i enjoy it sometimes. BUT THATS REALLY RARE. <:B
Hey did Eridan tell everyone I said hi at the beach episode
got to assist in a sickass stunt for Vriska! nothin like gunning it for soMeboDy in their own car while topless anD full of snacks :o) just when shit was gettin so boring i consiDereD leavin #eDsbeachepisoDe
AND she set her arM on fire! spiDer bitch is the life of the party!
aint culleD a bitch in a hot Minute. Might fiX that soon. wanna get the blooD puMpin proper anD feel the rush. i call that the clown zooMies ooh i coulD hunt soMeboDy for sport again! any volunteers?
if someone volunteers for this i will verbally assault you in the replies. be forewarned.
why ya gotta be a killjoy? :o( if soMeboDy wants to spenD their last MoMents chaseD by a baD bitch who aM i to Deny eM?
you'RE right. who are you to deny them? but i, however, fully allow myself to deny them. #phunt
DaMn i wasnt even gonna Do it toDay. was gonna hang at the beach for a bit. but the More ya run your trap the More iM consiDering YOU for the role of prey
here'S an awesome excerpt from the book of phuntr. phuntr 13:7: homicidal clowns without a thought in their pan will, soon, have nothing in their pan at all! #violence
if i haD a kaegar for every golDie that reciteD soMe bullshit book at Me i'D have two kaegars. which isnt a lot but DAMN its startin to piss Me off
crazy multiple golds have done it. i do it pretty often. because most of your scripture is some stupid shit about killing people. do you have any cool ones or is that just all you guys like to quote?
lMao nah theres soMe non MurDery ones. like Revelries 40:50 - “Never will we be anything but louD, nitty-gritty Dirty little freaks. Lo, pour eliXir anD raise a glass.” not to Mention Hot Shit (Flush Letters) as a whole is full of a few favorites of Mine
this is maybe the most accurate piece of scripture i'VE actually read.
see it aint all blooDsheD up in there. clowns got a LOT More goin on than ya think :o)
where are the LESBIANS i want to be a SAPPHIC FREAK with someone… 💔
seeMs you got plenty of fellow huMans in the replies claMMorin for ya. gooD on you lil hoMegirl
im still horny and drunk and im whining about it and i think im annoyign… #substance #nsfw
Dont worry. lots of Motherfuckers love a whiny lil horny bitch ;o)
someone fuck me so hard i cant think straight #nsfw
I find that i greatly enjoy interacting with other jakes on here.
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oh shit is that true? we all know the rule about bubble blowin babies lol
~I take a lO~Ok at my en~OrmO~us penis ~And my tr~Oubles start a-meltin' away (ba-dO~O~-b~Op-bO~p) ~I take a l~OO~k at my en~Orm~Ous penis ~And the happy times are c~Oming t~O stay ~I gO~tta sing, and I dance when I glance in my pants ~And the feeling's like a sunshiney day ~I take a l~OO~k at my enO~rm~Ous pe-e-e-nis ~And everything is g~Oin' my way (ba-dO~O~-bO~p-bO~p) ~#lyricspO~sting #nsfw~
here is a pick up for all of you lowvw and foolish fewvw wvwho are failing to find yourselvwes a suitable mate this pailing season. do yourselvwes a favwor and take up good advwice wvwhen you hear it. this kind of line wvworks wvwell on a troll wvwho knowvws class and refinement, but one wvwho is not so up their owvwn chute that they can still appreciate a trashy romp in the dirty tavwern alley wvway after you ditch the ball. hear me good wvwoman, grant me thy leavwe to savwor the confection of thy cookie. my inner hunger roars for the sublime nectar of your person, send me not into loneliness but betwvwixt your mounds. - the orphaner dualscar
if soMeboDy uses this line it seeMs like it'D be a coin flip on whether theyD get paileD or culleD
worDs DO have a way of gettin a bitch rileD up. y'know what? i'll take your worD for it. i got My own ways though. Maybe i shoulD give My own aDvice...
"when she's no♀ very smar♀ bu♀ a♀ leas♀ she's ho♀" ok well i'm nei♀her now wha♀
ok... ngl... what 1f 1 sa1d 1 was k1nda 1n a topp1ng mood ton1ght... 😳 #nsfw