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i DONT KNOW HOW TO BLOCK TAGS, iM UH NOT SUPER GREAT WITH THIS SITE, tHINK I'LL JUST SCREW OFF FOR A LITTLE BIT, sORRY TO DISTURB YOUR FREAK POSTING, }:( sORRY, rEALLY, aLSO, uHH, hOW DO YOU BLOCK TAGS,
tHEY CANT BE HORNY FOREVER, i JUST HAVE TO WAIT IT OUT,
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aaah. my back huurts somethinng fierce.. always remember to have some good stretches before activity. i love youu
♡ DᰔNT REALLY WANNA SLEEP SᰔᰔN. BUT WHAT CHᰔICE Dᰔ I HAVE… ♡
yAWN, iM SO GLAD TO BE BACK ON CHIT oH, lOGGING OFF AGAIN, }:(
Discussing kinks, are we? One of my biggest is so painfully vanilla. I need to be a bigger freak to balance it out. #nsfw
// Rip Sara, she would've loved the current chittr trend (alas, she is too busy going through it)
♡ WHAT IS THIS... ENVY FEELING. I DᰔN'T LIKE IT. GET IT ᰔFF!!!!!!!! ♡
hate to say it but I believe I may be having a crisis of faith nyo I pray and yet my mind keeps wandering back to him nyo...
I don’t think 6 sweep old Florid understood how passing out worked 8ut this twink sure does it a lot. at everything
I hAvE bEEn bEttEr sIstEr bUt It Is nIcE tO sEE yOU
I had to log in to not one not two 8ut three different accounts of this o8solete note hosting site to find this 8ullshit 8ecause I never saved it anywhere else. I will give my faithful yaoi followers a choice. do we want a snippet of 'There's Nowhere To Hide', or 'Love's 8eginnings'
I read the first words of this thing and I'm already regretting my choices. here is the. the hook. so to speak. the pregame 8efore the. the actual. text. "I'm coming, 8EN. You 8elong to me. I'm still your master." loving the capitalization, gotta keep it lore accurate apparently. also yes this is jeff x 8en creepypasta yaoi o8viously
It's UnfOrtUnAtE I cAn nEvEr gEt mysElf tO rEmEmbEr thAt I shOUld spEAk mOrE fOrmAlly. I AlwAys spEAk sO lOOsEly, fAr tOO grAndIlOqUEnt wIth my vErnAcUlAr whEn In rEAlIty I shOUld bE swEArIng mOrE... sIgh AnOthEr thIng tO wOrk On sO I mIght shOw my dEvOtIOn tO thE mEssIAhs In spItE Of All thIngs.
..... I w★nt to bite so b★d right now, it's unbecoming. #suggestive ★///★
my greatest fear is my subs unionizing. #nsfvw
Princess trapped in a t☽o☾wer eelings ⋆˚࿔
rare aesthetic: suddenly losing your ability to create art after dedicating years of your life to it
PuTTIng acTual fac3 paInT (o)n f(o)r Th3h3 fIrST TIm3 In SW33pS, anD hahavIng a m(o)m3nT (o)f "(o)h y3ah, ThIS IS Why I pr3f3rr3D maSkS" anD WIpIng IT (o)ff. I lIk3 b3Ing cak3D up (o)nly (O)N3 Way. (anD my maSk D(o)3Sn'T TranSlaT3 W3ll T(o) paInTS quIT3 W3ll)
(my lusus is KEEPING ME TRA~~~~~~PPED in my hive. Something something im a hazard to myself or SOME BULLSHIT~ ＼(｀0´)／ he didnt say that it was more like squawk squawk caw~~ squawksquawk CAW~~~~~~~ ugh! so~~! can anyone send delivery to my hive??? all i got in the hunger trunk is... NOTHING （＞д＜）)
၄⋆၃ i seem to have misinterpreted the trend of apple measurements :( i think im 3 apples tall at most
¨°o.O. I'm no apples tall because I kept trying to stack them and they fell over :( I tried very hard though .O.o°¨
♡⸝⸝ hand s7ill numb ain7 a good sign for my heal7h BUUUU777 7ha7 means i can do a really in7eres7in handjob 7oli7e LMAO #nsfw ⸝⸝♤
c< ....little bit lONger aNd ill be tHere.... cOuple MOre steps.... >c
c< ....ive always Hated tHis cOlOr.... wHy was i cursed witH tHis sHade.... sO MucH streNgtH.... caNt save aNyONe.... >c
sneezed n the power in my hive went out........ uhm.. anyone willin 2 let me crash at their place
<3 Today’s the day. I’m gonna bake so many things and I’m gonna go over to his hive and I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna ask him to be my matesprit <3
<3 I WANNA KISS HIM SO BAD AUGHHH!! <3 >~<
⚇ Gettin' sick of these four walls. ⚇ I gotta get out and DO something soon. ⚇ SEE someone. ⚇
⚇ Ughhhh I miss him so bad. ⚇ I'm such a fuckin' idiot... ⚇ Overzealous, jealous. ⚇ I don't even know how to go about APOLOGIZING. ⚇ I ain't never had to apologize to NOBODY! ⚇ But...Ugh... ⚇
needed to make a chittr to bitch about my first day on the job as a professional birthday clown. not even an hour into this gig and my brand new clown shoes got pissed on by the birthday boy himself!!!
i gotta get freakier fast my energy today is really down in the dumps and i need to remedy that now #suggestive
didnt make it 2 da bucket in time n now my bed is ruined jus like my digital footprint lmaoo #nsfw
Maybe I need tx be less hard xn pexple... At least, when I'm nxt dxing my jxb.
like i kno im hittin 13 soon but why am i gettin maam thrown at me moor often lately its givin me flashbacks
▲damn they really dont call them clowns for nothing with some the shit theyre dming me▼ #vaguepost
ivwe been asked if its unethical for seadvwellers to eat fish cause vwere fish. and it alvways confused me a lil, like gang fish eat fish all the time...
⚇ Been tryna fuck this dude who is NOT CUTE lmao ⚇ but he is cool to hang out with and I be fakin' like I ain't got me a little crush but I do... ⚇ I like his lil' freak ass. ⚇ I'm so boned. ⚇ #NSFW #Sorta ⚇
⚇ Words cannot describe how much I want a fucking cheeseburger right now. ⚇ I would cull a thousand souls just for ONE burger. ⚇ I have the mandate of heaven to go out and get a cheeseburger but I CAN'T!!! ⚇ I AM IN FUCKING CHAINNNSSSS!!!! ⚇ LET ME OUT!!!! ⚇ I DON'T WANNA GRADE PAPERS NO MORE I WANT LUNCH!!!! ⚇
>+. I REALLY SHOULD SLUT OUT FOR REAL SOME TIME BUT!!!! I AM EMPLOYED. AND THERE'S. SO MANY HOT PEOPLE HERE .+< #nsfw
ugghhhhh im dumbbb im dumb ok guys qna time
fuckin hell its hot out. my beds a mess of sweat. like tbf thats pretty hawt but yknow it gets to a point when its like a puddle dude lmao #suggestive
literally so tired of ppl being cowards AM I SCARY??? PLEASE TALK TO ME I WILL TALK AT YOU FOR HOURS
UUUGH.. i REALLY need the whisper devil to LEAVE ME ALONE. you HEAR THEM TOO, dont you???
i do NOT HAVE SHOULDER ANGELS or SHOULDER DEVILS. i have HORRORS on my back whispering terrible curses into my ears.
tryin 2 figure out if im under or overstumulated
grrrrrr grgrgrrr understimulated
⚇ I'm too fat for this MOTHERFUCKING HEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ⚇
I dhink I need do drim my bangs again. Id's going ~indo~ my nose when I breadhe. If you don'd have gills, be dhankful! I hade dhe feeling of sneezing and making all my gills flare open!
and suddenly my chittr crushes (#stayvague) are online as well i timed this bit very, very poorly
Is it appr9priate t9 even p9st this if the entire dash is 6erryp9sting
He (Casper(me)) will say some crazy ass traumatic bullshit that happened to him once and then in the same breath start talking about daddyberries like it's a normal thing to do. That guy needs #help.
What was that...?? How do I delete a chitt. HURRY.
What was that...?? GOREGLE DOT COM HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION BEST IMPRESSIONISTS FOR HIRE RUST ORDER.
whAt the fuck |s A tw|nk
⚇ Uhhh I ain't never needed one before. ⚇ Got all my pieces in where they should be. ⚇ Minus a few teeth. ⚇ But that's what the gold replacements are for. ⚇
What was that...?? If. TWINK. Stands for 'Teen, White, Inexperienced, Not Kinky,' then does. TWUNK. Stand for 'Tall, Wild, Uneducated, Not sKinny'?????? No, I am NOT taking suggestions on how to FIX that LAST WORD.
What was that...?? Don't obliterate ALL twinks yet!! Let me solve immortality first!! THEN you can obliterate all twinks!! But I'll live!! THE MOST SUPERIOR TWINK!!!!!!
⚇ Okay ⚇ Yay <3 ⚇
⚇ Suffering, of Saint Kiljoy, The Isolated 52:30 ⚇ "And all I've heard for sweeps is the dripping of water on stone and the echoes of the Messiahs in my auricular sponge clots. I have known famine, and waste. I have known the joy and the laughter. I have known the deepest sorrows and the highest of divinity. Yes, my siblings, I have known it all. But I have never known you. I know you are out there. Painted faces, crowds of smiles, I feel you. Kickin' and slingin' the wickedry with all you have. Whilst I have remained here. Grieve for me not, my kin. Merely live. Sing with your brother, confide in your sister, bring the hellacious mirth with your sibling. Never waste a moment, loves. For my sake. Never waste a motherfucking moment." This last missive was found by a traveling troupe back on old Alternia. Saint Kiljoy had spent their whole life trapped in their cave hive after the roof caved in. ⚇ They spent a thousand sweeps in perfect isolation until their skeleton was found by kin. They were sanctified pretty much on the spot for their devotion to the faith despite the loneliness. ⚇ The truest, deepest isolation. No family. Shit puts shivers in my posture pole. ⚇ MMFWCL to a fallen sibling, and for the shit they went through. ⚇ Rest well in the Carnival above. We've found you now. You're home. ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
...someone in my hivestem left their delivery boxes hidden on the stairs and the tip of my boot caught on one and I fell down like seven flights of stairs ...everything hurts especially my pan
...um why the fuck did some random clown like that post??! #vagueposting
⚇ Who says my violence never stops? ⚇ You ain't know my shit at all. ⚇ You gotta have Mirth and Rage in equal measure. ⚇ But you ain't NEVER gonna interact in good *faith* (hah) with my shit like I do wit' yours. ⚇ ⚇ You can lie to your minions. ⚇ You can lie to your congregation. ⚇ Hell, you can even lie to yourself. ⚇ But I know what you are. ⚇ I see through to the core of you unlike any other, brother. ⚇ Ain't no one else get they peep on for the sick, dead soul you got rotting in there. ⚇ I KNOW what you want. ⚇ I KNOW what you need. ⚇
⚇ Hahaha I like your funny words ⚇ heathen man. ⚇
⚇ Awww don't you worry, God's Lie. ⚇ I'm all kinds of collected. ⚇ You ain't got no idea how good shit is for me rn. ⚇ I'm so happy! :8D ⚇
i understand most of these words individually but when they gang up on me like this I cant win
I truly wish I c◊uld just ◊w∩ my ◊w∩ islΛ∩d Λ∩d us๑ it t◊ r๑lΛx Λ∩d su∩bΛth๑ wh๑∩๑v๑r I’d wΛ∩t with◊ut disturbi∩g th๑ smΛll๑r tr◊ll’s ∩๑Λrby≋ but thΛt w◊uld r๑quir๑ m๑ t◊ m◊v๑ my h◊m๑ Λ∩d I d◊∩’t wΛ∩t t◊ d◊ thΛt ΛgΛi∩…
she put an exclaimation mark next to my name and not luca's, what does that mean was it a #nothingburger or an #everythingbagel
#nowplaying https://open.spotify.com/track/7HSZigV3SjVlKrCfz2iR28?si=bdded9b291af44bf
can i just feel ok again?
are cclownss. bad?
One downside of the progr★m I use to doodle is th★t I c★n't re★lly e★sily blend, which is something I w★nt to try ★t some point. We'll cross th★t river when we get to it though.
i juhhst feel like it no worries hhhngngnhhhnhhhnng
Few folks here so far, but I assure you there's more space to be filled! - 3 John 1:4
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/25e5ac23597c.jpg #suggestive
(=^･⩊･^=) < AMPURRAS STOP BEING SEXY AND NASTY... IT'S MEOWKING ME SQUIRM! #NSFW
getin blocked by evrry1 i know irl lol
i dnt fell safe rn
⚞ you ain't into guys BUT without any intent beyond providing amusement what if i did a really fucking cool dance for ya? would that be distracting????? ⚟
Only out of pure spite! Don't knock me for that. >::::/
Oh my ffffffffuck you're a drag! Whatever weirdo cathedral you have, I swear I'm just going to go there myself JUST to rustle your jimmies at this r8, you have no idea how 8adly I wanna fuck you up for the sheer notion that anyone else or whatever "8eing" is our salvation. I'll 8e your damn salvation when I'm through. >::::T #suggestive may8e????????
🜏 ii s♱iill wondɛrr iif ♱hɛrrɛs a ♱rroll ♱ha♱s liikɛ. ax♱ually as biig (long ?) as mɛ. ɛvɛrrypony iis shrriimply so small /:死亡 ♅
me when i try to like a certain very informative post but apparently i am Blocked ))
i wonder how many people unintentionally have me blocked because of the changes
get a load of this monster he doesnt know how to communicate his mind is in a different place will everybody please give him a little bit of space? get a load of this train wreck his hairs a mess and he doesnt know who he is yet but little do we know the stars welcome him with open arms oh
Hmm ∩◊≋ but th๑ will p◊w๑r ◊f th๑ b๑i∩gs ◊∩ this sit๑ is thΛt Λki∩ t◊ Λ mΛ∩ with ∩◊ f๑Λr≋ I try t◊ p๑rsuΛd๑ th๑m t◊ thi∩k ΛgΛi∩ but s◊ fΛr ∩◊thi∩g hΛs st◊pp๑d th๑m⌇
...um okay so I don't really know if I believe you!
idk if im actually interested learning bout dis god cuz i ain't much a believer but u seem interesting 2 talk to albeit a lil scary somehow 8888)
DOUBT IT. I'M GOING TO SMOKE NOW.
if you (specifically you) tell me about it
I DON'T DO FRIENDSHIP. NEVER HAVE.
i-i neeD to finD someone who thinks "i get harD for hours on enD when i see you" is a g-gooD flirt beCause that's the best i have..,,.,.,,,.. #nsfw
< I JUST HIT MY HAND ON MY DESK. OWIE. >
MY HIPS HURT.
< DAMN NOW IM EMBARRASSED ABOUT MY HORNY THOUGHT >
wtf did i jsut say? man i rly need sleep
anytime i dont get called gluten free when theres a word limit 2 the name in a game is a good game
"Oh, this isn't quite right, is it?"
⚞ wow! now they BOTH hurt so i can't tell the difference! 8) ⚟
⚞ OW????????????????????????? ⚟
⚞ YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUISFJNHFDSGIUFDJSNGKiouh!iuh!ui!huh!!!!!!!!LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO I LOVE YOU GIRLLLLL ⚟
I'll take my chances.
THATSS SSTUPID >8/ I WOU/D TE// YOU TO TE// THEM THEYRE SSTUPID BUT UH >8/ THATSS NOT REA//Y MY P/ACE TO TA/K HEHEHE >83
its not an orgy but somethin far wworse #eridanwwar2.0
I think we should all know less about each other.
nothin neww, but i dont think ill get used ta it any time soon.
i knoww but wwhen ya log in after a feww days a offline time things look fuckin ridiculous.
wwhat the fuck. 😥
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[IT$ MORE ABOUT THE FA#E THATI MAKE I MOAN NORMALLY]
[$IN#ERELY TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE HEARD ME MOANING; I'M $ORRY IF THE WAY I ORGA$M FREAK$ YOU OUT, I #AN'T HELP IT...😿 #N$FW]
nail broke. i think i will kill someone.
⚞ being a sex icon is SOOOOOOOO exhausting!!!! UUUUUUUGH #nsfw ⚟
CHOMP!!!
two women kissing boobs tits google pls #women #nsfw
⚞ YA DON'T GOTTA DO ME, BESTIE. i just wanna support you in your sexy as fuck endeavors because i LOVE YA!!!!!!! <> ⚟
i always regret logging into the site but today even more so #dashwatching
Learning a l⚣t t⚣night ab⚣ut the cultural significance ⚣f sh⚣wing y⚣ur feet
Y⚣u kn⚣w what I'm g⚣ing t⚣ write d⚣wn all ⚣f my feelings and then just n⚣t p⚣st them maybe that will help maybe that will help #suggestive
pls i do not want 2 go into heat early again what the fuck #nsfw
⚞ fellas and not fellas. is it redrom or pitch to want to bite a chunk outta someone. askin for a me. 8) #gore ⚟
...not the first post I want to see after opening chittr for the first time in ages! ...not the first post I want to see at all!!!
⚞ OMG ME TOOOOOO... moirail date? 8) ⚟
Unf⚣rtunately f⚣r me s⚣me ⚣f y⚣u are pathetic in a really attractive way.
Unf⚣rtunately their negative rizz is just pathetic en⚣ugh f⚣r it t⚣ be attractive t⚣ me
Is there n0t 0ne s0llux 0n this website with rizz
⚞ REMEMBER WHAT?????? ⚟
i shuld rlly sleep more thn 5 hours prolly b lles tired
I feew naked wawking out without makeup..but a twowws gotta get hew stuff, yaknow 3o:
sobsob..my facepaint wan out..stupid fucking pwank!!! Honestwy who does that to peopwe?!
I've been neglecting my religi⚣us ya⚣i and I think this is the end result tbh
The guy wh⚣'s spreading the w⚣rd is attractive s⚣ I th⚣ught I'd give it a sh⚣t
Man I have t⚣ keep my ya⚣i classy if I want t⚣ be christian?
Between it being topical /and/ for curiosity's sake, I actually went out and found some Christian Nightcore for us all to enjoy! Or, in this case, "light"core! Ain't that fun? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-5gpPdRrHs - John 4:24
⚞ fucking APPARENTLY i can't rip that little guy to shreds so SOMEONE ELSE is gonna have to volunteer ⚟
⚞ i only got ONE quadrant filled and that's my moirail shit. otherwise? I DON'T CARE!!!!!! ⚟
dude im straight up not looking at another smear list its social poison to give a damn about what strangers think of you its like downing a whole glass full of misfolded prions or some shit that stuff is gonna stick in your brain and turn it to swiss cheese the moment you let it in stick to the classics and be your own worst enemy never let someone hate you more than yourself
had a dayterror 8888(
I W(o)r3 my hahaIr D(o)Wn anD un fluff3D/SpIk3D HUAGH. N3v3r agaIn.
WHAT DO I POST ABOUT?
THE PROB/EMSS OF THE TA// NEVER BOTHER THE SSMA// >83 5 AND /OWER GOT ENTIRE/Y DIFFERENT PROB/EMSS THAT ARE A/SSO REA//Y ANNOYING TO DEA/ WITH >8/
Does-anyone-know-any-restaurants-that-cater-to-tall-trolls? it's-annoying-to-find-a-restaurant-with-good-reviews-but-being-to-big-to-fit-through-the-door! #talltrollproblems
:33<no one efurr likes to roleplay anymore!! :(( where are our zombiestuck aus!!!
⚞ you know it's a real sad day on chittr when there's finally an old man who ISN'T sexy. #nsfw ⚟
⚞ and only ONE of them is kinda hot!! UGH!!!!!! ⚟
* awful #dashwatching right now. just a buncha dumb yucky shit * i would say its making me lose my appetite but definitely not im hungry as hell dude
Doors-cabinets-Ships! It's-not-our-fault-we-are-big!
Being-tall-is-sooooo-annoying-i-keep-bumping-my-head! curse-my-6'9ft-height! #talltrollproblems
Oh, it's me, Mizzlebip. I'm in heaven now. So sorry I died. I miss you so much. I'm happy here so I'm not coming home. I miss you! 🥺
Y(O)U KN(O)W, I ThInk ab(o)uT Th3h3 #NSFW c(o)nf3SSI(o)nS I g3T, anD I am a lIl bumm3D (o)uT ThahaT a l(o)T (o)f y(o)u ThInk I'm an aggr3SSIv3 guy Wh(o)'D l(o)S3 c(o)nTr(o)l. :o( I hahav3 n(o)T b33n gIvIng y(o)u guyS 3n(o)ugh WhImSy.
✿ fuuuuck my stupid chud life man
mMm mAyBe nEeD To aSk h.i.c. WhAt sHe gOt bUt iOn wAnNa bOtHeR HeR, a mOtHeRfUcKeR DoEs nOt nEeD To bE On hEr rAdAr aT LiKe aLl.
lIkE TrOlL MiLiTaRy gRaDe oR HuMaN? wAs lOoKiNg mOrE FoR SoMe mAgIc sHiT InStEaD Of lIkE MeTaL. )O:
1f 1 hear that dy1ng freezer beep aga1n tomorrow n1ght 1’m go1ng to r1p the th1ng out of the wall and chuck1ng 1t 1nto the dumpster
been lowkey neglectin my moirail sitc)( )(u)( s)(e been ignoring me too t)(o so it only fair
tHeY GoT LiKe iNdEsTrUcTiBlE PaLm hUsK? fUcKiN HiGh bLoOd rEsIsTaNt cAsEs oR SoMeThInG? a mOtHeRfUcKeR TiReD Of bReAkInG HiS ShIt. LiKe tHe tHiRd tImE In a wEeK. )O:
c< i sHOulda Made fOOd be4 eNteriNg tHe gaMe >c
alchemized pastries dont taste as good as the fresh baked ones. i miss Seattle sometimes.
i should probably do a little introduction, but it might be a little bit before i can do that. just gonna state that, being a homestuck fan, you never really realize how hard sburb is until you actually play it. my universe wasnt supposed to have it so i didnt get any of those sylladexs or a strife specibus. just thrown into a game and made to play it. at least i know what to do but sheesh! these underlings need to give me a breather!
probably because you merciless brutes KILL ANYONE that speaks out against you. BUT NOT ME.. YOU CANT KILL ME.
It Is rArE I sEE dIrEct hErEsy On thIs wEbsItE. mAy thE mEssIAhs hAvE mErcy On yOU, fOr my kIn wIll nOt. I pErsOnAlly hOpE yOU AvOId hArm, bUt, mAny wOUld dIsAgrEE. blEss yOU, mAy yOU fInd thE ErrOr Of yOUr wAys. AmEn.
everyone always leaves me anDD anDD wors♀ par♀ is ♀hey're always correc♀ in DDoing so
gawd i am so hot
what do you MEAN humans have a wholle narrative archetype of "orphan gets raised by howllbeasts". WHAT DO YOU MEAN. THATS MY WHOLLE SHIT. THEY JACKED MY SHIT
You've met me ★t ★ very french time in my life.
too hot to fall asleep.
✿ bruhhh pre practice dread cuz u lowkey been skipping out to hang out wit dale… wish me luck hope i don’t get my ass torn a new one
(tw: #menstruati9n #peri9ds #whateverhumanssay #cramps #6l99dmenti9n #vulgarity) See this is the part I fail t9 understand. Just 6y n9t c9nceiving I'm f9rced t9 underg9 the tri6ulati9ns 9f pains that are 69th achy AND sharp in character that wrack my entire l9wer 69dy. (If there are any 6ad h9es that want me I'm vulnera6le rn)
i want to be a pornographic caricature but i have these stupid emotional and physical needs.
Im scArEd fOr thE fUtUrE, As mUch As my kIn OffEr mE A pErfEct lIfE In thE stArs And As mUch As mAtEsprIt chIxIE wIshEs tEll mE wE wIll nEvEr bE sEpArAtEd I Am trOUblEd by whAt mIght hAppEn… bUt sImIlArly I cAnnOt tUrn my bAck On thE mEssIAhs And my hOly dUty tO thE clUrch I wIsh I wIsh It wErE EAsIEr I wIsh All Of thIs wErE EAsIEr
Why do hot people keep pitying my posts? Am I really that pitiful?
I jUst rEAlIzEd thAt mAy bE my tInnItUs stIll
thE mEssIAhs whIspEr tO mE In cOdE I wOndEr whAt ‘EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE’ mEAns
had t@ d@ an emergency medical pr@cedure @n myself fr@m a nasty fall and n@w i'm n@t the greatest feelin' cl@wn in the church. @n@ h@peful the messiahs will bless me with a swift rec@very s@ that i wake up feelin' much better t@m@rr@w. ^u^ g'light, friends. @u@
2nite ws a mitake dndt want 2 rember that #substance
c< wOrK iN prOgress liMbO.... My belOatHed i HaveNt actually fiNisHed a drawiNg siNce i drew tHe ONe iN tHe Op, i tHiNK.... >c
i feel like yall dont appreciate how hot i really am
another day of not confessin my fuckin feelins!
🜏 nonɛ of ♱hɛ o♱hɛrr xlowns liikɛ mɛɛɛɛɛ iis ii♱ bɛxausɛ of ♱hɛ ♱aiil ??? bɛ honɛs♱ ♅
Ugh it's so quiet. What am I supposed to do with myself?
Hehehehehehehheheheheheh I finally g9t t9 the t9wer. The T9WERRRRR!!! G9tta ascend this thing.. Ask a timelinemate t9 d9 s9me c9ding.. And it'll w9rk it will w9rk IT'LL W9RK I TELL Y9U! THE VISI9NS SAYS IT WILL!
Ϟ i am having THOUGHTS most uncouth i think someone slipped an EARWORM into my cupe while i slept and now it is WHISPERING ITS FILTH into my MIND 35%
I think the milk man blocked me.
that anon who said the7 wanted to dive into m7 tits didn’t (onta(t me. shame #nsfw
ion even needa be papped anyMMore that’s what the #substances are for
c< i Need a KisMesis, i HaveNt Had a gOOd Hate fucK iN a wHile #Nsfw #quadraNts >c
SO ARE WE JuST GOING TO IGNORE THE FACT SOMEONE JuST GOT FuCKING KILLED ON THE DASH?
You may think because I post about cloaca so often it’s because I enjoy it. But you’d be wrong and stupid. I am posting about it in spite. And so nobody forgets what this fucking game took from me. I am calling out the name of my arch fucking rival.
♱ CEASE THY DISPLAY OF THAT MOVING IMAGE OF THE MAIDEN'S SWAYING HIPS UPON MINE DASHBOARD!
@cuttlefishCrusher when can i take off tha ankle monitor btw
Everywhere I fucking go I have people hating me literally just because I’m Dirk fucking Strider. I’m so fucking sick of this shit.
M444N 1M 80R3D R4HHHHHH
:33< ladies this ones fur mew! :33< *the mighty huntress stands on the battpurrs mound and indicates shes gonna knock it out of the purrk instead the ball hits her in the stomach clawsing her to double ofur and pass out*
"I'm done with explaining myself to people." She says, before explaining herself to people.
im just not havin a good day my tummy hrts now
YOU TRY GETTING PATHETICALLY ATTACHED AND HAVING TO ACT NORMAL SMH
Jusd dook a weird sdep in my heels and I heard a real bad noise. Dhoughd I had cracked my ankle or somedhing, bud no. I looked down? Shelled Slimecrawler. Dhis is whad I ged for living nexd do dhe ocean, I suppose. *Weird* vermin.
tHE THING THAT GETS ME, aBOUT BEING IN A CHAIR AGAIN IS, nOT THAT IT MAKES THINGS HARDER TO DO, tHOUGH IT DOES, oBVIOUSLY BUT,,, iT'S THE WAY THAT, wHENEVER i GO OUT, eVERYONE EITHER AVERTS THEIR EYES BECAUSE, tHEY DON'T WANT TO STARE, oR THEY LOOK AT ME WITH PITY, oR THEY WONDER, wHAT DID THIS POOR SAP DO, aND i JUST,,, tHAT GETS TO A GIRL, yOU KNOW? aND NOW, i CAN'T EVEN GO ENJOY THE BEACH EPISODE, bECAUSE i CAN'T GET MY CASTS, wET OR SANDY, aND i COULDN'T ENJOY THE BEACH ITSELF ANYWAYS, aND IT'S JUST,,, eUGH,
I y3arn T(o)(o) gang. I y3arn T(o) kISS, buT r3ally harD cauS3 (o)f Th3 maSk anD ShIT ya kn(o)W?
I havent blown a single bubble as of late ill have you know!
I had her tongue in my mouth and she had the audacity to calle me bro after, I neede to stop hopoking up fuqueing clowns #nsfw
sO MuCh fReAk bEiNg mEnTiOnEd aNd nOt oNe mOtHeRfUcKiN' pIc oF TrOlLdDy fReAkEr
oh my god i struggled to open a bottle of apple juice im so cooked
Some of my takes are so "hot" that I worry about sharing them publicly.
Genuinely, hoW do people haVe enough creatiVity to #horny / #NsfW post on the regular? I'm at a loss of What to post out of fear of just being incredibly repetitiVe. I mean, one can only post about their bulge and praising someone so many time before it starts to get old.
quite an unfortunate thing . . . when i don’t even care for the park itself instead i care more about every excruciating moment that my skin is being torn into by the fangs of the bite . . . >///> #nsfwe #gore
>Waiting for a specific dm >Get notification >Omg, perhaps this is it. >Open dm >Guy telling me they just peed in my dms Okay, man. Sure.
⚞ hey so where the FRESH FUCK did the cueball come from in my gog damn notifs ⚟
Aha! I like you, miss. I hope that God will steer you in His direction soon so that we may get along. I think you'd make a marvelous friend. - 1 Samuel 12:24
🜏 horrrrorrs... ♱hɛ dɛnm♱iis♱. #dɛn♱iis♱ ♅
>([i #eard t#eyre gonna start fining omegas w#o dont take #eat suppressants if u work in manufacturing sm# w#at #as t#is world come 2]
I won't.
[#HITTR WHAT DOE$ IT MEAN TO INGE$T YOUR TWIN IN THE WOMB WHAT A TWIN WHAT$ A WOMB]
The light of God will peek through even the darkest of clouds. Even in "hiding", my presence shines through like a beacon of hope to all trollkind. Hope this helps! - Hebrews 9:14
F33d 2ur3 i2 2low without m3 around to carry thi2 2hit 2mh
I do feel for some trolls on here. Their tempers will be the death of them. - Ephesians 1:17
Okay Chittr I got 2om3 fuckin b33f with you. Why you making m3 unfollow th3 homi32? Forr3al iv3 had to r3follow @tima3u2T32tifi3d lik3 thr33 tim32 now wtf
Ough body owi32
🜏 ♱RROLLBAMA !?!?!? ♅
Now why the hell are you all pitying my very first post? ↄ=Certainly rude on yer part.
BrO I shOwed yOu my paws n shit, plz respOnd :O3
WTF just founD: out humans usually have to pi:Ck between a bulge anD: a nook??? Horrifying... #nsfw
🜏 @xu♱♱lɛfiishXrrushɛrr II ♱old you ii xould (;死亡 #bulgɛ #nsfw #balloonbɛas♱ #nsfwɛ #bodyhorrrrorr #rro♱♱ɛnpiixpos♱ ( h♱♱ps://f2.♱oyhou.sɛ/fiilɛ/f2~♱oyhou~sɛ/iimagɛs/118651946_5aWZrraWAum20jdxx.png ) ♅
>+. WOMEN ARE SCARY. I LOVE MY WIVES ARANEA AND PORRIM .+<
i sh0uld 8e asleep 8ut i cann0t sleep s0 i am here 2 shit p0st
✿ proof i rlly broke my arm btw. it my left one tho so who rlly care i can do wat i need 2 wid da other one heh also ignore my bros gay as fuck signature on it. bruh. i need people to cover his. this cant be da only one on there https://i.ibb.co/YJpqxzt/BROKEN-ARM.jpg
How it feels— https://i—postimg—cc/hv4GB2kZ/IMG-6453—jpg
vwhat d0es a test evwen kn0vw a80ut me i d0nt i aint fuck n080dy #nsfvw
i hate my vwi0let alts 8ecause it's making it hard 2 get 2 kn0vw pe0ple cause evwery0nes keeps 8ringing them up and c0mparin me 2 them. vwhat did they evwen d0?????
i am hungry h0vw c0uld u tell?
vwhat d0 i cum acr0ß like? 2p 0r 80t2m and d0m 0r su8 d0min0s pizza and su8vway vw0uld make a h0rri8le c0m80 i think #nsfvw
this 8dsm test has n0thing 2 d0 vwit 8urgers, dumplings, s0up, and mushr00ms. #nsfvw
Some of you... are very hhhhhh dedicated to filling out quizzes on mobile... hhhhhhhhh, I tried thhhat one last week but hhhhhh hhh but thhhere were too many questions HHH and I dropped my phhhone on my face and closed thhhe page... It's also um. Difficult to answer. HHH. #nsfwimplied
◀◀ NOT T||AT ANYONE ASKED BUT JERKING OFF JUST IS INCONVENIENT IMO ▷▷ NOW PLAYING ▶︎ THIS ISNT AN OFFER FOR SOMEONE TO JERK ME OFF BTW PLAYING NEXT ▶︎ IM ACTUALLY JUST STATING AN OPINION #NSFW
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { FUCK MY STOVE EXPLODED FOR THE 12TH FUCKING TIME THIS MONTH, I HAVE TO FIX THIS SHIT AGAIN! IT'S NOT MY FAULT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO REROUTE GASLINES!! I WANT TO MAKE SOME FUCKING QUESADILLAS FOR SHIT'S SAKE!! }
Auauaghhhghhh thhhey actually made me work today hhhhhh :( And after I was already sad hhh thhhat I couldn't at least go and see whhhat hhhappened last nighhht... hhhhhh... Anyway~ hhhhhhhhhee hhh time to do a double shhhift of somethhhing hhh more enjoyable (reading hhhighhhbloods chhhits)
:33< mew guys didnt even showpurr my new icon in clawmplaments what the hell >:((
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making me feel like the most pitiful strider on this site cmon man
[|||] tiiime for fmk paaart twooo, waaas a biiit tougher beeecause everyooone whooo joooined is cuuute,,, don't taaake it personaaal if you're iiin the baaad spot,,, #nsfw fuuuck: @gnosticgardener maaarry: @ursamajor kiiill: @cheerfulmenagerie iiin all honeeesty i wooould prooobably not kiiill you beeecause yooou seem niiice,,, but it is a siiilly game,,,