@ANONYMOUSECATALOG JUST POSTED THIS CANDID OF ME GETTING BENT OVER AND ROYALLY COMPLETELY FUCKED. WHAT’S THE VERDICT? HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/7475E40B072A.JPG #SUGGESTIVE #HIVEARREST
YOU KNOW, THERE’S A GOOD ASS REASON FOR THE CENSOR BAR. BUT SCORNHUB PROBABLY HAS IT.

It's blocked on Earth-C, sadly.
Have no fear. It's on #PlushRump. Subscribers only.
OF COURSE IT’S THERE. FIVE SECONDS AFTER IT’S BEEN POSTED TOO.
Not my first time peeling away a censor bar to monetize the surprise inside, and it won't be the last. You're in good company. #SorryDirk. #NotThatSorry.
Couldn't say. You are all ants to me. Shall I poll the sickos? EDIT: Thoughts on troll nipples? Positive █████████ 69% Neutral ████ 13% Negative ███ 11% Other █ 7%
damn you werent kidding that things got its own zip code its own area code bet it has diplomatic immunity in several countries across various state lines cop walked past you and felt a change in air pressure thats shits its own goddamn weather event newton himself is rolling in his grave trying to figure out how something with that mass moves that smooth that ass has its own gravitational pull and im a fucking satellite drifting past minding my business and suddenly im in orbit slingshotting between two globular cheeks like an ass hair in a fart nasas gonna have questions that i dont have answers to


