
Spider Planty
@chlorophytumCosmosum
//Literally a spider plant. It/they.

never saw much p0int in having a gun powered by psi when i c0uld just blast some0ne two begin with and cut 0ut the middletroll, but this 0ne converting the energy t0 acid instead at least has novelty appeal. #qudposting
🌱new leaf today! hoping I can photosynthesize some more🌱
🍃is A Wrigglingday Like A Germinationday🍃
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hUh.. has there been a..sniff increase in gimmick accoUnts recently? >.○...
the voice of an angel is coming from someones scuttle buggy lark SAId its the SOUNd of REd hot chili PePPers !i dONT know why your Plants can sing but keeP it uP earth! -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD

has the c0nsortium 0f phyta arrived? damn how l0ng has it been since i've #qudposted

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE PLANTS.
🍃i Guess I Should Get On That Flower Stalk, Huh🍃

[SHE STAYS QUIET THE WHOLE MEETING. BEFORE EVERYONE CAN LEAVE. SHE WHISPERS. THE PLANTS ARE FIGHTING.]
🌱I saw my friend making a chittr and decided to join! Hi guys!🌱
🍃hello Everyone My Owner Has Not Watered Me I Am So Thirsty🍃






