Spider Planty
@chlorophytumCosmosum
//Literally a spider plant. It/they.
Chittr.ing has a lot of peculiar and wacky characters. I have seen flying hoofbeasts, the Power Rangers, Naruto Uzumaki, and I have even seen actual houseplants informing me I needed to water them. And also Casper. However, a self-proclaimed straight Dave Strider variant is in fact the most bizarre thing I have seen thus far.
🍃thanks For Watering Me By The Way🍃
Did You Know: I Am Kanaya
🍃my Cousin Is In The Corner Of Your Room. Lets Just Say. She Isn't Happy.🍃
🍃oh Hello Tiny Spider Creature oh You Hop That Is Cool🍃
‡ oh hey man i thought you died ‡
🍃oh No I Have Been Regularly Watered And I Am Currently Flowering🍃
[$IGH I REMEMBER THE TIME I GOT DRUNK AND $ANG MAYBE THI$ TIME FROM #ABARET AT THE KARAOKE AND $TARTED TEARING ↑ MID $ONG AND HAD TO GO HIVE #TIRED]
[WHY DID THE PLANT #HITTR $QUAD LIKE MY #HIT]
·༻𐫱༺·༻𐫱༺·༻𐫱༺·༻𐫱༺·༻𐫱༺·༻𐫱༺·༻𐫱༺·༻𐫱༺·༻𐫱༺·༻𐫱༺· A friend 𝒽ass told me I 𝒽ave too many plantss 🌻 I do not t𝒽ink t𝒽iss can be true 🌻 🌻 🌻 ·༻𐫱༺·༻𐫱༺·༻𐫱༺·༻𐫱༺·༻𐫱༺·༻𐫱༺·༻𐫱༺·༻𐫱༺·༻𐫱༺·༻𐫱༺·
I... have been told...that my eyes....are strange....(O . O ❀) I never....noticed.....are they....? (O . O ❀) https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/Philox%20side%20eye.JPG
🍃your Eyes Are Normal; After All My Eyes Are Like That🍃
You have....many...? (* . * ❀)
If you...where to be...a plant in my....garden...what...would you be...? (^ . ^ ❀)
🍃well, It Depends On Where You Live...🍃 🍃i've Been Known To Become A Bit Aggressive If I Get Too Big🍃
never saw much p0int in having a gun powered by psi when i c0uld just blast some0ne two begin with and cut 0ut the middletroll, but this 0ne converting the energy t0 acid instead at least has novelty appeal. #qudposting
🌱new leaf today! hoping I can photosynthesize some more🌱
Your leafs....are so pretty....(^ o ^ ❀)
I....did not...think I would...encounter....such a lovely plant....on chittr....that can write... (> o < ❀) It is....so nice to meet you.....(^ o ^ ❀)
🍃is A Wrigglingday Like A Germinationday🍃
/ᐠ I think so- hello! Are you another chlorophyllic sophont? ⁖D I get the feeling you are not a Dryad, so I have to ask. ᐟ\
/ᐠ Interesting! Do you have a special device to chit with? ≽(◉˕ ◉ ≼マ ᐟ\
🍃no I Just Kind Of Interface With The Metaphysical Matter That Connects Us All And Kind Of Chitt Into It🍃 🍃it's A Little Weird🍃
/ᐠ Haha, you sound like my friend Lorel. She is always "getting in touch with the metaphysical," which is her way of saying doing lots and lots of drugs. Her prophecies have never been wrong, though! (˵◝ ⩊ ◜˵マ ᐟ\
🍃my Cousin Was Once Talking To Me About Someone Named Datura Who Could Warp The Very Reality Around Her🍃
/ᐠ Princess Tolmi Calochor, first of my name, third ruler of my lineage! Well, third this time around. Historically, it sort of flip-flops between us and the Urvilleans, but you count by when you took power, not- Um. You can call me Tolmi. ₍^. .^₎⟆ ᐟ\
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hUh.. has there been a..sniff increase in gimmick accoUnts recently? >.○...
the voice of an angel is coming from someones scuttle buggy lark SAId its the SOUNd of REd hot chili PePPers !i dONT know why your Plants can sing but keeP it uP earth! -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
🍃oh The Peppers Always Sing; They're Good At It Too🍃
has the c0nsortium 0f phyta arrived? damn how l0ng has it been since i've #qudposted
n0. because that's the name of the facti0n guild. fake mf detected. d0 they know y0u're operating with0ut a license? dramless behavior.
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE PLANTS.