Spider Planty
@chlorophytumCosmosum
//Literally a spider plant. It/they.
🍃is A Wrigglingday Like A Germinationday🍃
/ᐠ I think so- hello! Are you another chlorophyllic sophont? ⁖D I get the feeling you are not a Dryad, so I have to ask. ᐟ\
🍃no I Just Kind Of Interface With The Metaphysical Matter That Connects Us All And Kind Of Chitt Into It🍃 🍃it's A Little Weird🍃
/ᐠ Haha, you sound like my friend Lorel. She is always "getting in touch with the metaphysical," which is her way of saying doing lots and lots of drugs. Her prophecies have never been wrong, though! (˵◝ ⩊ ◜˵マ ᐟ\
🍃my Cousin Was Once Talking To Me About Someone Named Datura Who Could Warp The Very Reality Around Her🍃
/ᐠ Princess Tolmi Calochor, first of my name, third ruler of my lineage! Well, third this time around. Historically, it sort of flip-flops between us and the Urvilleans, but you count by when you took power, not- Um. You can call me Tolmi. ₍^. .^₎⟆ ᐟ\
🍃i Guess I Should Get On That Flower Stalk, Huh🍃
🍃@gnosticgnaturalist My Cousins Have Spoken To Me On The Pollen Line About You🍃 🍃great Things Missy, Great Things.🍃
well thats just really flattering!! :D i hope to continue those great things for many years to come!
🍃alright Guys False Alarm I Am Currently Being Watered🍃
🍃hello Everyone My Owner Has Not Watered Me I Am So Thirsty🍃
🍃did You Not Notice My Wilting My Leaves Are Turning Brown At The Edges🍃
🍃it Is Okay I Forgive You, I May Even Flower If You Water Me Correctly Next Time🍃