Chromatic Nobody
@chromaticNobody
Carapacian, For certain. Nothing more or else. I like to play games. I don't like cheaters.
I stay winning. Forever and ever! Because I'm the bestest. 💜
Are you? Are you. What have you done that's awesome? Because I'm interfering in someone's lovelife for absolutely no reason.
You know, if you have someone distracted in your dms, you can post pretty much anything you want.
HAHAHAAAAAAAA OMGGGGG
Nooo that's so funny. I wish I had been online at the time.
I need to be keeping closer eyes on things. I like him too! It's important for him to play.
My hobbies are clapping my hands cheerfully when various omniscient beings or people who have 4th walls or anything like that Say something beautiful and true, touching eggshells with my claws, and making food purple. And also fucking with a select few people. But that's a given. Everyone's hobby is to mess with someone they like.
At this point the shoes are entirely decorational. These little flats I wear provide like, nothing in terms of protection other than the bare minimum of "Keep dirt off my feet". Which is a job that SOCKS can do.
I'm like the famous singer "Pitbull" in many ways, such as being bald, being a mediocre singer, and being able to say the word "dale" We might share more in common but I don't know much else about that guy. Don't fight me on him being a mediocre singer thing, the songs can still be good while his vocal performances are mid. You can't tell me he was putting his pussy into it when he sang Hotel Room.
_________________________ |<><><> | | <><><>| |<> | | <>| | | | | | (______ <\-/> ______) | | /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ | | /_ \(o_o)/ _\ | | /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ | | \/ | / \ | \/ | |_______ /((( )))\ _______| | __\ \___/ /__ | |--- (((---' '---))) ---| | | | | | | | | : | | : \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ `\<> | | <>/' `\<> | | <>/' `\<>| |<>/' `-. .-` '--' Hm... #NewScam #PatchsIdentityTheft
Oh hey troll with a gigantic piece of ascii art as a quirk! What the fuck do you mean hashtag newscam hashtag Your Name identity theft?
_________________________ |<><><> | | <><><>| |<> | | <>| | | | | | (______ <\-/> ______) | | /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ | | /_ \(o_o)/ _\ | | /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ | | \/ | / \ | \/ | |_______ /((( )))\ _______| | __\ \___/ /__ | |--- (((---' '---))) ---| | | | | | | | | : | | : \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ `\<> | | <>/' `\<> | | <>/' `\<>| |<>/' `-. .-` '--' Listen, we bald trolls, we stick together. Don't even sweat the details!
_________________________ |<><><> | | <><><>| |<> | | <>| | | | | | (______ <\-/> ______) | | /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ | | /_ \(o_o)/ _\ | | /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ | | \/ | / \ | \/ | |_______ /((( )))\ _______| | __\ \___/ /__ | |--- (((---' '---))) ---| | | | | | | | | : | | : \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ `\<> | | <>/' `\<> | | <>/' `\<>| |<>/' `-. .-` '--' Dale.
One of these days I'm gonna pester a staff member for badges. Junior is the captain of badges but what if I asked that Dave or something. I could theoretically ask ANYONE. I'd need to think about what badges I'd want though. That's the hard part. Because there's soooo many, now. I think the ones I've seen that I want are the nyan cat one and the ? badge. I think that one's callllllled Unverified? That one's cute. I'm a mysterious little freak :3 I really like the Chchow badge for being an XD but I don't know Chchow and even if it would be really funny to just assert that we're friends, I think some people would consider that Rude and or Weird. This could really be considered a "diary factory exploded" type of post, but alsooo, Who cares.
are we stabbing people? Kinda an overdone method, but I guess you can't argue with the classics!
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Sometimes I wanna be the maid and sometimes I wanna be master yosho. Is that too much to ask?
Firearm Friday, Fishing Friday... to me, it's Electric Feel Friday.
Sometimes I get mad because I can't wear earrings.
Triangles are one of the shapes of all time, really.
TRUE FUCKING FACTS. RECHITT.