♠ hated by @classicalEavesdropper
and unlyke others, iiou don't know how to stop beyng uptyght and how to let loose everii once yn a whyle >::[
He survived troll Cuno. He won't read this, so it's fine - I'm actually proud of him.
He nearly died again and he hasn't even left the hotel. This is Beautiful to watch
fyyyyght nyyyyght, babiiiiiiii!!!! y myght dare saii y enjoii such an event even more than the usual muscletheater, even spectatyng ys just so exhylaratyng!
as the iiounger trolls would saii: @classicalEavesdropper ys NOT a 'gamer'
that just sounds lyke iiou have an aversyon to fun, ryn
y'm sorrii, iiou're doyng WHAT to ceruleans????
A little out and loud with it, isn't he. Tisk tisk.
As one of mine likes to put it, LET'S GO GAMBLING!
as one of mii acquayntances lykes to put yt, and for no partycular reason at all besydes maiibe a byt of whymsii, 'LET YT RYDE!'
My companions are all asleep. Help me choose what to cook tonight. ♡: Mysterious unlaBelled canned soup ♤: Mysterious unlaBelled canned soup ◇: Mysterious unlaBelled canned soup ♧: Cereal
y'd almost take that 'lyttle' comment as an ynsult yf y weren't taller than iiou bii a fayr margyn ryn. besydes yf iiou asked polytelii y'm sure theii'd extend a hand to iiou too
Can't Believe that outright asking Big Buff Burly trolls for attention online, in puBlic, works. Never Be afraid to destroy your own dignity
HELL YEAH BADGES. EVEN GOT A DISCO ONE FROM GAMBLING, I'D BE IN A STATE OF ELYSIUM RIGHT NOW IF I DIDN'T LOSE AT CARD GAMES ALL NIGHT.
woooo badges!!!! now people can gauge mii character a byt more bii such fun lyttle ymages! ::]
Oh now you'd rather not. Okay. Okay. Alright. Sure changed your mind from two wipes ago. Okay.
I sink low, I don't sink *that* low. I can wait for another friday. At least one of us should celeBrate fat fuck friday, though, so I give you express and Blanket permission to go oggle my Belly in the mirror.
MILD TAKE, I THINK THAT A BATTLE OF WITS AND SMARTS IS BETTER THAN BARE-HANDED BEATDOWNS FOR #FIGHTNIGHT IMO. NOTHING LIKE A GOOD GAME OF CARDS TO WIN BRAGGING RIGHTS OVER, BOTH OF YOU GET TO GO HOME WITH SIGNIFICANTLY LESS WOUNDS THAT WAY.
I AM, QUITE LITERALLY, JUST A MAN AS A TROLL ODYSSEUS WOULD SAY. PERHAPS IT IS ACTUALLY *YOU* HUNG UP ABOUT CARDS GAMES AND UNØ BOTS SINCE YOU'VE MENTIONED THEM MORE THAN I
CAN'T A GUY JUST LIKE CARD GAMES FOR THE HELL OF IT? JEGUS, TROLLS THESE DAYS
y see how yt ys, iiou symplii want to see moy wyth less clothyng! iiou naughtii barkfyend iiou!
the servants just do what y cannot be bothered wyth, y'd personallii see to yt that iiour nyght becomes ruyned
lyke iiou could even land a shot! a symple crack yn those glasses and iiou are but a syttyng quackbeast
@moneyAlamode Oh, go ahead, keep posturing, keep hating all my chits. I have it on record you followed me first. Thought you charged for pitch flirting, dear. Playing a charity, now?
Undefeated at playing dead
Can't say I'm too sure of how to transcriBe the noises my Old Man makes. Kind of like a cholerBear? He mostly just... Snurfs. Snorf. Bwurrr. Bwuum. 🐲
Snurf 🐲
squeak 🐹
Interesting.
fufufufu >:;] #cw-nsfw #nsfw #howpeoplesendimageswithoutsendingthelinkstilleludesme https://i.imgur.com/4kBkJrb.png
I ain't posting my damn results that thing gave me pet, hunter and prey in the high 90%s #cw-nsfw #nsfw
@classicalEavesdropper is this true
all y know ys that y'm at *least* 4 apples tall ::]
I'll feed all you fuckers
hatyng yn the dms, hatyng yn the streets, but hys twynk ass belongs yn mii sheets >:;] #nsfw #thattwinkinvestigatorihate
Post more dragon paws on the feed
mii lyfe ys a partii, mii hyve ys the club!
Drake tails good
DESPITE WHAT MY BANNER SHOWS I ONLY PLAY SCUFFED UNØ, IT DOESN'T TAKE MONEY OUT OF MY WALLET AND IT STILLS FUCKS ME OVER THE SAFE #NSFW #UNØ
I FUCKING HATE UNØ.
woof woof motherfucker.
woohoo fyght nyght!!!! y'm just gyddii about such an event, good luck to everiione partycypatyng! ::]
partii rockers yn the house tonyte! ::]
BACK TO THE CUCK COUCH BERYIIL, IIOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE CUSHYON-WARMER! >::O
NOT IN PUBLIC
>::O vulgarytii on the job? for shame!
'hyghlii trayned' he calls hymself, can't even wyn at a game of cards! just be glad yt ayn't stryp poker >;;] #nsfw #youwishpitch
Put investigator in quotation marks. Don't spread misinformation.
daww, stawp yt!!!! >:;[
I miss your drone too
y need someone to ynconvenyence thys bynoclard twynk, he's been gettyng too much work done recentlii >::]
a lot more than iiou do apparentlii
troll anthony Bourdain give me strength i have to cook for a swarm of trolls who refuse to eat anything that isn't deep fried gruB nuggets
'pryvate ynvestygator' iiappyng for *lyteral* hours untyl he passed out and he's blamyng ME for hys lack of sleep! ::O some trolls, man...
y thynk, therefore y host partiies ;;]
"Your text is hard to read". I go light mode Because my sleep schedule is so ruined I might as well sleep at night. Hope this helps
Not in puBlic you two. Seriously
troll makes an account to follow their favourite fanartists and you get your two acquaintances fighting over who followed you first
y swear thys feckyng ynvestygator ys triiyng to make a stupyd catch-phrase or somethyng...YT'S NOT GONNA CATCH ON RYN! ughhhh
bet iiou're just beggyng me to come over there iiou twynk
iiou saii that iiet iiou styll keep comyng back >:;]
thys fuckyng pryvate ynvestygator that y hate >::[