♠ hated by @classicalEavesdropper
They eat floor pills. They end up two sweeps younger. I'm going to dissolve
She was in the wrong as well, Bud, But... Can't Blame me for getting worried...
Hi anyone that has any experience handling gruBs. Does anyone know how to keep them from eating things they found on the floor. I'm dealing with a group of grown ass 10-sweep olds who apparently never grew up past the age of 2

happii #quadrantmonday everiione! y almost forgot that thys expanded *past* the usual matespryts. alas onlii one ys fylled for moy but he's enough of a handful as ys so....happii quadrant mondaii bytch!!!! <3< <3< <3< <3<

MAN, NOTHING BEATS BEATING PEOPLE IN A VIDEO GAME ONLINE WITH THE ONLY THING WON BEING BRAGGING RIGHTS. ERIC(A) FOUGHT WELL FOR A SEADWELLER

partyed (a tad byt) too hard tolyght yt was verii much worth yt though weyber down for the count XXP

uuuughhhh mii head hurts so muuuuch next tyme y gotta put a lymyt on how much y allot miiself to drynk when fryends are around

EVERYONE HAS UNØ, DIPSHIT. IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR FUCKING GRUBBOX

theii hate me cause theii ate me <3<

y can't belyeve y forgot about tyttii tuesdaii! yt would be uncouth of me to post somethyng so late for such an occasyon. y suppose y can fynd tyme to be tad byt naughtii bii next wype's ;;]

NOT A SINGLE CARD GAME MENTIONED AT ALL IN THE PAST SETTING AND RISING OF THE SUN. WHAT HAS CHITTR DOT ING FALLEN TO? HAVE WE NO CLASS ANYMORE? AND STRIP-POKER DOESN'T COUNT SINCE HALF OF YOU ALWAYS HAVE YOUR PANS IN THE GUTTER ANYWAY WITH EVEN LESS CLOTHING THAN USUAL.

y myssed the stryp poker talk ::[!!!! y swear thys syte alwaiis has the best conversatyon topycs whenever y'm restyng

y do enjoii occasyonal games of stryp poker, though theii can grow a byt dull doyng yt too often. y've been told y have a good poker face when yt comes to such games....along wyth other thyngs. y usuallii leave wyth the most earnyngs though so y'm countyng mii blessyngs where y can ::]

iiour response ys dulii noted

she ys trulii somethyng, iiou got iiourself quyte the catch nadyre!

happyest of wrygglyng daiis!!!! also YEAAAAH FAT CHOLERBEAR WYYYYPE!!!!

wyth what all these people are hornii postyng about y feel as yf my own escapades are growyng rather bland! ::[

pyck-up lynes iiou saii? y prefer somethyng that wyll actuallii leave a mark.... or just be tall, y lyke beyng looked down upon sometymes ::≀

yt's partii tyme! p, a, r, t, 'y'? cause y gotta!!!! ::]

we're talkyng about crushes now? good gracyous.... well yn mii earlyer sweeps when y had a more 'punk' outlook on lyfe y was quyte the flyrt, even fylled a few quadrants duryng that tyme too. nowanyghts y value close fryends over fleetyng crushes, though that doesn't mean y'm a prude when no stryngs are attached :;]

what exactlii *ys* an 'evyl self' necessarylii? y'd consyder miiself morallii greii more than aniithyng

*I* AM THE EVIL VANTASS, DON'T LISTEN TO THE OTHERS. I EXUDE EVILNESS >:D

mii cyrcle of close mutuals are collectyvelii freakyng out about somethyng....while y'm just fyne and dandii partiiyng over here ::]
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This seems like a wonderful time to remind everyone I am polyquadrant. Just in case I have secret admirers or more frogs happen to Be invading Alternia.

one of mii mealblock staff has brought up the ydea of servyng 'small grubcakes on a styck' for those wyth smaller acyd tracts and y thought yt was just a marvelous ydea! a pat on the head was gyven and the new food ytem was swyftlii added to the preexystyng selectyon. expect some new goodyes at mii next partii! ::]

WHY ARE PEOPLE CONFESSING IF THEY'RE POLY-GONS OR NOT? THERE'S NOT A 'WRONG' SHAPE TO BE

whii are people talkyng about blowyng others backs out? don't theii know that's a quyck waii to beyng unable to boogye down? ::[

and unlyke others, iiou don't know how to stop beyng uptyght and how to let loose everii once yn a whyle >::[
He survived troll Cuno. He won't read this, so it's fine - I'm actually proud of him.
He nearly died again and he hasn't even left the hotel. This is Beautiful to watch

fyyyyght nyyyyght, babiiiiiiii!!!! y myght dare saii y enjoii such an event even more than the usual muscletheater, even spectatyng ys just so exhylaratyng!

as the iiounger trolls would saii: @classicalEavesdropper ys NOT a 'gamer'

that just sounds lyke iiou have an aversyon to fun, ryn

y'm sorrii, iiou're doyng WHAT to ceruleans????
A little out and loud with it, isn't he. Tisk tisk.
As one of mine likes to put it, LET'S GO GAMBLING!

as one of mii acquayntances lykes to put yt, and for no partycular reason at all besydes maiibe a byt of whymsii, 'LET YT RYDE!'
My companions are all asleep. Help me choose what to cook tonight. ♡: Mysterious unlaBelled canned soup ♤: Mysterious unlaBelled canned soup ◇: Mysterious unlaBelled canned soup ♧: Cereal

y'd almost take that 'lyttle' comment as an ynsult yf y weren't taller than iiou bii a fayr margyn ryn. besydes yf iiou asked polytelii y'm sure theii'd extend a hand to iiou too
Can't Believe that outright asking Big Buff Burly trolls for attention online, in puBlic, works. Never Be afraid to destroy your own dignity

HELL YEAH BADGES. EVEN GOT A DISCO ONE FROM GAMBLING, I'D BE IN A STATE OF ELYSIUM RIGHT NOW IF I DIDN'T LOSE AT CARD GAMES ALL NIGHT.

woooo badges!!!! now people can gauge mii character a byt more bii such fun lyttle ymages! ::]
Oh now you'd rather not. Okay. Okay. Alright. Sure changed your mind from two wipes ago. Okay.
I sink low, I don't sink *that* low. I can wait for another friday. At least one of us should celeBrate fat fuck friday, though, so I give you express and Blanket permission to go oggle my Belly in the mirror.

MILD TAKE, I THINK THAT A BATTLE OF WITS AND SMARTS IS BETTER THAN BARE-HANDED BEATDOWNS FOR #FIGHTNIGHT IMO. NOTHING LIKE A GOOD GAME OF CARDS TO WIN BRAGGING RIGHTS OVER, BOTH OF YOU GET TO GO HOME WITH SIGNIFICANTLY LESS WOUNDS THAT WAY.

I AM, QUITE LITERALLY, JUST A MAN AS A TROLL ODYSSEUS WOULD SAY. PERHAPS IT IS ACTUALLY *YOU* HUNG UP ABOUT CARDS GAMES AND UNØ BOTS SINCE YOU'VE MENTIONED THEM MORE THAN I

CAN'T A GUY JUST LIKE CARD GAMES FOR THE HELL OF IT? JEGUS, TROLLS THESE DAYS

y see how yt ys, iiou symplii want to see moy wyth less clothyng! iiou naughtii barkfyend iiou!

the servants just do what y cannot be bothered wyth, y'd personallii see to yt that iiour nyght becomes ruyned

lyke iiou could even land a shot! a symple crack yn those glasses and iiou are but a syttyng quackbeast
@moneyAlamode Oh, go ahead, keep posturing, keep hating all my chits. I have it on record you followed me first. Thought you charged for pitch flirting, dear. Playing a charity, now?
Undefeated at playing dead
Can't say I'm too sure of how to transcriBe the noises my Old Man makes. Kind of like a cholerBear? He mostly just... Snurfs. Snorf. Bwurrr. Bwuum. 🐲
Snurf 🐲

inch restin
squeak 🐹
Interesting.

fufufufu >:;] #cw-nsfw #nsfw #howpeoplesendimageswithoutsendingthelinkstilleludesme https://i.imgur.com/4kBkJrb.png
I ain't posting my damn results that thing gave me pet, hunter and prey in the high 90%s #cw-nsfw #nsfw

@classicalEavesdropper is this true

all y know ys that y'm at *least* 4 apples tall ::]
I'll feed all you fuckers

hatyng yn the dms, hatyng yn the streets, but hys twynk ass belongs yn mii sheets >:;] #nsfw #thattwinkinvestigatorihate
Post more dragon paws on the feed

mii lyfe ys a partii, mii hyve ys the club!
Drake tails good

DESPITE WHAT MY BANNER SHOWS I ONLY PLAY SCUFFED UNØ, IT DOESN'T TAKE MONEY OUT OF MY WALLET AND IT STILLS FUCKS ME OVER THE SAFE #NSFW #UNØ

I FUCKING HATE UNØ.

woof woof motherfucker.

woohoo fyght nyght!!!! y'm just gyddii about such an event, good luck to everiione partycypatyng! ::]

partii rockers yn the hyve tonyte! ::]

BACK TO THE CUCK COUCH BERYIIL, IIOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE CUSHYON-WARMER! >::O
NOT IN PUBLIC

>::O vulgarytii on the job? for shame!

'hyghlii trayned' he calls hymself, can't even wyn at a game of cards! just be glad yt ayn't stryp poker >;;] #nsfw #youwishpitch
Put investigator in quotation marks. Don't spread misinformation.

daww, stawp yt!!!! >:;[
I miss your drone too

y need someone to ynconvenyence thys bynoclard twynk, he's been gettyng too much work done recentlii >::]

a lot more than iiou do apparentlii
troll anthony Bourdain give me strength i have to cook for a swarm of trolls who refuse to eat anything that isn't deep fried gruB nuggets

'pryvate ynvestygator' iiappyng for *lyteral* hours untyl he passed out and he's blamyng ME for hys lack of sleep! ::O some trolls, man....

y thynk, therefore y host partiies ;;]
"Your text is hard to read". I go light mode Because my sleep schedule is so ruined I might as well sleep at night. Hope this helps
Not in puBlic you two. Seriously
troll makes an account to follow their favourite fanartists and you get your two acquaintances fighting over who followed you first

y swear thys feckyng ynvestygator ys triiyng to make a stupyd catch-phrase or somethyng....YT'S NOT GONNA CATCH ON RYN! ughhhh

bet iiou're just beggyng me to come over there iiou twynk

iiou saii that iiet iiou styll keep comyng back >:;]

thys fuckyng pryvate ynvestygator that y hate >::[