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If I post a picture of my scalesuit for fat fuck friday will that Be good for morale or is it really my Bare torso that the people want to see. Questions.
You can BriBe them further By telling them I'll Be Frank-n-furter. With the fishnets. And they're a little tight. ( #suggestive ?)
Stop it. Stop Being so sweet. You're making me actually Blush and giggle at my palmhusk at my Big age. Come on now.
The thing aBout him Being my matesprit now is that he's no longer tsundere (Banking on the fact he's hardly online and won't see this and complain aBout this very apt descriptor) and simply earnest instead. I try to tease him By pointing out the jar of hivemade fruitjam I gave him is half empty. He doesn't try to deny it, he just straight up tells me he loves it. It flusters me every time, damn it.
Alrig)(t! Tϕday is Matesprit Mϕnday ϕr Quadrant mϕnday! All t)(at are in a quadrant wit)( me will be getting surprises! Lϕve yϕu all tϕ bits!! #quadrantMϕnday #Matespritemϕnday
And a happy late matesprit monday to the two trolls that somehow thought All This was worth the hassle. And also my froggy. #myfroggy
TAVV FUCKED ME UP BY SHOUTIN CULLVVICULAR LOOKMAXX VVOCAB IN SUCH RAPID SPEEDS THAT I COUDNT BREATHE FROM LAUGHIN
Up and at them, everyone. Here's a special picture to celeBrate Fat CholerBear Wipe's #fatfuckfriday. Those two were handling me like prized livestock. I swear to you. I felt like a mooBeast Being judged at a market. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/Bcc2185ef4dd.png #nsfw #cw-nsfw #suggestive @angelicAnomaly @classicalEavesdropper
Alright, if anyone else decides to have a real pusherfelt moment where they ask me out, please reduce your handle to less than 10 characters, I'm struggling to fit everyone in the profile, and I want to Be ridiculously schmaltzy aBout this.
Strip poker? With my apologies to quadmates and admirers alike, I would 100% cheat. No douBt. I'd Be counting cards with a handful of aces in the endless pockets of endless layers of clothes. It's not aBout the eroticism, it's aBout the money. And not losing at poker. #suggestive
Your favourite horn-BarkBeast street mutt, admit it. n(08<B
Barking and howling even more. Running around in circles. Hitting my head on the wall. Passing out again.
I...yϕu...yϕu lϕϕk amazing Rinren d..dϕnt mind t)(e t)(e flustered seadweller..
Barking, Barking, Barking, howling, digging a hole, panting, wagging my tail (respectfully)
i am... wow um huh erm y-yeah
Informing everyone of my wriggling day (which is right now) and the start of Fat CholerBear Wipe (later tonight). Very important night folks.
uwawawawa i wonder wot shes goin t' post!
Polyquad. Non-practicing Because it takes such a level of patience to deal with me that only one alien frog has managed it thus far.
SOMETIMES MY SKIN DOESN'T FEEL MY OWN AND SOMETIMES I JUST EAT LEFTOVER FLAVOR DISC SLICES
Always grateful for the support, WeiBer (08>B
'Tis already Friday where I currently am, and I expect to Be occupied all next night. So here's a little early picture, taken By a guy I used to see. In his defense, I'm the one who made it a meme. #suggestive #nsfw #cw-nsfw #fatfuckfriday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dd6ae0d89a80.weBp
My eagerness for having my ego stroked and my physionomy complimented seems to have Backfired. Am I pathetic enough to repost the image later, I ask myself, interrupting my task, I ask myself, and the answer is yes, oBviously, who are you kidding, Beauro.
im actually the funniest iteration of me evver and if no one agrees i dont care my opinion is the only one that matters
lots of people making noises on my feed this evening. achoo #mynoise
okae so i found magic wine considerin rinren's vices, i may need to captchalogue this out of reach
being the only non-bodyswapped person in this operation is just being surrounded by girls who are boys/who are boys who are girls/who are boys like they're girls/who are girls like they're boys #lyricposting #kinda
i aint on the stream today, but @carcinocytoGeneticist and pals are streamin right noww!
reminder that chat is sub-only! subscribe to pesterparty!!!
goodnight gay little trolls in my palmhusk
Look alive, everyone. It's another #fatfuckfriday and I'm once again posting pictures to improve morale. #nsfw #cw-nsfw #suggestive https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/631Bce5B90dB.png
Another old one. Back when an old friend was doing well at the scamper paddocks and paid a wipe-end slaycation for the Both of us. Only one in my life.
summary so far for my game today EVVERYONE IS IN A COMA
I will fall in lϕve wit)( yϕu ϕver and ϕver again I dϕn’t care )(ϕw, w)(ere, ϕr w)(en Nϕ matter )(ϕw lϕng it’s been Yϕu’re mine Dϕn’t tell me yϕu’re nϕt t)(e same persϕn Yϕu’re always my )(usband And I’ve been waiting, waiting #lyricpϕsting
My dm's are ϕpen if yϕu need it Rinren. ϕk? Feel free tϕ message w)(enever.
sometymes....iiou just need a byg woman yn iiour lyfe ::]
as i sit in this Fuck Ass |}unker i am not unreminded of the time that i ate shit outside my hive, skinned the shit out of my knee (which has not since gone unhealed), and on top of all that my glasses flew off my stupid muzzle and fell on the ground. had me feeling around like Velmad Inkley from hit show "Four Curious Adolescents And Their Glutenous |}arkfiend Pile Into Their Omniscuttlecoach To Solve Supernatural Occurrences That Are Usually Just Caegar-Starved |}usiness Owners Trying To Write Off A Spirit Halloween Costume On Their Taxes While Gaining More Land."
Once had 3 moirails at the same time. They were a pack deal, they said. For the 5 perigrees we were together I didn't even dare get the littlest Bit anxious. They would just take turns holding me upside down and shaking me until I stopped. It was very effective. So I concur - polyquadrant is very efficient.
y'd be open to the ydea of poliiamorii, there's just so manii 'cool' people out there and y'd hate to restryct them....
Now, now. You'll make me Blush, troll Casanova.
THE BLOOD ON HIS FIST AINT EVEN COLD YET AND HES ALREADY LISTENIN TO HORSE IDOLS GOING "SHUKI SHUKI SHUKI, DOKYUN DOKYUN"
the horrors continue but i don’t not remain silly (taking my glasses off for liyrah because she wasn’t not worried about my eyesight after getting my shit rocked)
No one's awake at this hour so no one I know will see this. Hey. Happy #fatfuckfriday. (#nsfw #cw-nsfw #suggestive) https://i.imgur.com/denVvLz.jpeg
How come *I'm* the one who posted the picture on a *puBlic* forum and I have no qualms aBout strangers potentially oggling me, But the second my (detective) partner interacts with it I feel like this. https://i.imgur.com/P34DRs0.jpeg
shoutout to the rpgstuck bitches on #freakyfriday they sure got freaky friday'd
A good handful of my companions have picked up the doomed timeline Badge. #WhatThatMean
IM SO DOWWN BAD FOR BIG MUSCLE FUSCHIA WWOMEN ITS NOT FAIR [slams fist on the table]
What if I had a dragonsona and you had a dragonsona and they exchanged a firm wingshake (handshake for dragons)
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,----,, ,,----, | \,_._''"'_._ / | | ,/` `\, | , ,/ \, . ' / \ ' Junior just ordered a batch of badges for: __ __ CERTIFIED KITTY MAID types!! / \ / \ ( <> ) ( <> ) > Request your employee indicator below. \ / \ / / \ / \ / /\ \ / /\ \ \/ \/ \/ \/
yes im buyin all the pathologic steam cards i do not care that its stupid to collect those cards they are mine noww i MUST havve all the pathologic my body can hold
MmBoof. Woof. Boof.
The BarkBeast in me stands up in the middle of the Block randomly Barking at the wall at odd intervals.
I have that BarkBeast in me. It is, unfortunately, one of those indescriBaBly old ones that sleep like they're dead and greatly worry you that they actually are. Until you hear the grossest rattling snore coming from them.
Got that BarkBeast in me in the way that I'm 10 sweeps old and trolls around me think I'll keel over dead of old age at any minute
i am |}ecome |}ug, destroyer of |}reakfast Cereals
I MISS MY WIFE.
[logs back on] am i safe is she gone
The grenade was goated, Artemi. Stay with us.
just tried dying, wouldn’t not dissuade other in doing so— #rpgstuck
Pulling your Bestie out of the maw of a giant mutated creature after it already attempted to eat her once Before and then shielding her when the mutated creature self-detonates like a WUSS. Just anotherrr regular night down here in Chez Bunker.
hey ugg gamersupps? baoberry looks WWAYYYY too much like my blood can it like not look like that please?
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_______ / /, / // Junior just punched out a new badge: WAGE SLAVE! /______// Love to hate your job? Apply today! Positions open?! (______(/
do you guys think if i asked troll mamdani, he’d get me and my friends out of this crummy bunker?
wwhat i havve found that aint my vvr headset - vviolin rosin - a human baby doll so realistic my pump straight up stopped for a good wwhile (also wweighs like a real human baby and has a button inside that mimics a pulse wwhen pressed???) - a yet unidentified someone's sextoys (did not touch those, not mine eww eww eww) - so... so much yarn... ugly ass yarn too, like im a yarn stasher but these look like shit - hachiwware chiikawwa???
One time uno went so long that chat started planning a camping trip. I was going to Bring the food
"It will be super yaoi" is it? is it really? howw so? wwhere the yaoi at???
i nevver neh nor do i wweh unless its for the bit then i go awwi-wwi awwi-wwi-wwi but only for my pesterafterparty i do it all for you
gonna start reading tr/aita to Rinren while he sleeps maybe other trolls’ hoofbeastshit will piss him off enough to wake him up? at least i won’t not be entertained.
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woaw i didn't not think this place would be a dead zone. hello chittr ╰૮₍ >\./< ₎ა╯
If the image doesn't work there will Be consequences. Anyway old picture. Get snorfed By the Old Man https://i.imgur.com/zhE6huW.png
>O+ LIttLE RASCAL tOOK ALL OF OUR MONEY. NOW HE "FLEXES".
porrim makes a boondollar i make a boondime so i listen to pestperparty vvods and think of nadire aropma on company time
hatsune miku i think i have to kill you
evvery caliblue exists in a different state of bein im am the caliblue that nevver wwas, and thus alwways wwill be
OH BOY PESTERPARTY KARKAT @carcinocytoGeneticist IS HERE please enjoy this timestamped stream moment and then point an laugh at him
NEXT UP ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK: SKIP-BØ. THIS GAME IS BARKFIEND-WATER AND YOU CAN GET SCREWED OVER BY SOMEONE MERELY *THINKING* OF STACKING THE DECK. IF SOMEONE COMES NEAR ME WITH THIS GAME IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOUR LUSUS WON'T EVEN RECOGNIZE YOU ONCE I GET MY HANDS ON YOU.
i am palepostin they are pitchpostin we are not th' saeme
Sweet mothegruB, you people are Beasts. I will like and rechit as usual
...Your drone likes me Better than you )08<B
blAckcrUsh pOstIng On mAIn? sErIOUslY bOss?
⚓︎ can yo༄ stop pityin my posts yo༄ st༄pid little piss stain
every chair is a cuck chair when youre not having sex #nsfw
i keep tellin myself im goin to sleep but... sgrubtop rpg...
First quadrant filled, I )(ave myself a mϕirail! <>
wwe are a lovve wwere rare descendants of those FAITHLESS BRATS wwho bit their tongues and screamed instead to scare their onwward sons
[CA giggles] as much as th' hostess is in mae bodae, it was quite funnae t' see maotix dump th' sauce on 'er! i regret nothin id let maotix do it again actuallae
IM GONNA CRY SHES SOE 🥹 <>!!!!
strugglin soe hard t' not just spam everae song tha' puddles me
SEVVEN FEET TALL CAN THROWW MY GHOST ASS ACROSS A PORKSKIN FIELD LIKE AN KULLYMPIAN MAAM PLEASE listne i am so reapectful maam i lovve an respect wwoemn and sometimes i am one listen i wwill be so good to ya if givven the chance miss massivve fuschia lady IT SHOULD BE MEEE
3833 < Do mew )(ave any ibuprofen? 3833 < I got a )(eadac)(e
taša!!! GET A GRIP GIRL! STOP! BEIN LIKE THA'
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4W4K3 4ND T1M3 TO JUST GO B3 COZY
Wake up. It's wooly chafer first waxing dim season
:33< *the mighty huntress strikes a cute little pose* :33< nya!
finally i can get into chittr again!!
just a gal hostyng partyes, glad the staff are cateryng to mii guests needs so y can focus on the new gossyp :;]
:33< im just going to make an updated pinned post evfury time i n33d to save a chit and hang it on my blog
at least im down here with her, if i were here without her i think i would straight up lose it
im currently on a call wwith my campaign table and im just listenin to them fight in chittr dms wwhile on call
you and me both...