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@comicSans

* i'm sans. sans the skeleton. funemployed.

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*it sure is digital in this circus

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*caine voice* Why are you blue now?

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@comicSans Why aren't you blue?

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* cause being blue isn't quite my tone * my bro makes folks blue with his special attack though.

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🐝 wOWOWOW!! mY cIRCUS JUST KEEPS GETTING BIGGER AND EVEN MORE aMAZING~! nOT ONLY DO WE HAVE gANGLE @COMICsANS HERE NOW BUT WE ALSO HAVE jAX @PEAKmASCULINITY aND ~ t W o ~ rAGATHAS! @RAGdOLLIE @RAGdOLLY cOULD THIS aMAZING dAY GET ANY MORE dIGITAL?!?! =============================== ᴏƦᴅᴇƦ ɴᴏᴡ! TheWackyWatch.com 1-800-40📄︎-📫︎⌛︎🖰︎✆︎ ONLY 19.99 ᵉˣᶜˡᵘˢᶦᵛᵉ ᵗᵛ ᵒᶠᶠᵉʳ *ᵖˡᵘˢ ˢ&ʰ ₃₀₋𝒹ₐᵧ ₘₒₙₑᵧ ᵦₐ𝒸ₖ 𝓰ᵤₐᵣₐₙₜₑₑᵎ ⌚🌟 ===============================

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* eh? sorry bud but I think you got the wrong @ there

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* how i be schmoovin on red wine wednesday * https://i.imgur.com/iXzhKgH.gif 🦴substance

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Sans Deltarvne, Brxther xf Gaster Vndertale?

* never heard of em

have YOU celebrated red wine wednesday today? #substance

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* don't you know it 🍷 * (Attached to the post is a photo of Sans drinking out of a wine glass.) * (There is an open and half-empty bottle of ketchup on the table behind him.)

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-))- instead of "pity" the diamond button should be "like" -((- -))- the heart should be "love" and the clubs can have "pity" -((- -))- like how the fuck am i supposed to mediate a post -((-

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* you mediate a post by clickin on the clubs button. * it's the one shaped like a clover

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@comicSans[CS]

-))- ... i guess -((-

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@outerSpec[OS]

* sorry to break it to ya bud * but that's the wrong button * https://i.imgur.com/qP1GxmA.png

@comicSans[CS]

* you might be cloverblind

* thank you @mrWorldwide my brother and i are huge fans * you're the only dog we know that's not annoying * https://i.imgur.com/zxbsh3V.png

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wooooooooow~!

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Thank you to the fans, I love you, without you there's no Troll Pitbul, remember that, daleee

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@hatsuneMiku[HM]

* troll hatsune miku on my post too. * this april first just keeps getting better and better.

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@mrWorldwide[MW]

* thank you mister world wide, i can really see myself in you. * you know what they say * deep down, we're all skeletons inside.

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It’s hard 8eing the funniest person on this platform. ::::/

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* i'm glad somebody recognizes my struggles.

* being your own boss is great. * i always get to work at my own convenience store

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* 🦴myconvenience 🦴store

It's nice to be home after an honest day's work.

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* don't i know it 🦴workingfromhome 🦴funemployed

* it's a beautiful day outside. * birds are singing, flowers are blooming... * on days like these, trolls like you... * Should be attending Eridan Week! #eridanweek #sponsoredpost

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*different timeline me. how do i get off of alternia?

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* have you tried the door? that’s usually how i get places

y0u sh0uld really c0nsider giving me y0ur b0nes i can be trusted with b0nes and teeth and perhaps h0rns

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RESPECTFULLY, NO THANK YOU! MY BONES ARE FINE WITH THEIR CURRENT RESIDENTIAL SITUATION!

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* yeah bro, your bones are best where they are. $&* * the box in your room where you keep your special attack is where i've been storing all my extra dust

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@comicSans[CS]

sans undertale????

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@fuckEwe[FE]

* most folks just call me the convenience store guy these days.$&* * but yep, that's me

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JUST EFFORTLESSLY SHUT DOWN A PRANKSTER (USED IN LIEU OF THE WORD "TROLL" FOR OBVIOUS REASON) IN MY DMS! SOMETIMES MY OWN VERBAL DEXTERITY AMAZES EVEN MYSELF! #GREATPOSTING

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* you're always so good at shrugging off the haters bro. must be because of your 🦴figuratively thick skin

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☆invƏst in #grƏatposting I hƏard it's good for your hips!☆

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I CAN CONFIRM!!!

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* oh hey bro, glad to see you here. $&* * you should really try 🦴greatposting i bet you'd be really good at it. maybe even great.

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@comicSans[CS]

SANS!! I WAS WONDERING HOW LONG IT WOULD TAKE FOR YOU TO HOP ONTO THIS PLATFORM! FRANKLY, I WAS ENJOYING MY TIME BEING THE ONLY SKELETON PRESENT... BUT OH WELL!

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@comicSans[CS]

ALSO, YOU'D BE PROUD TO KNOW THAT I AM THE PROPAGATOR OF THE #GREATPOSTING TAG. THE PEOPLE LOVE IT!

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* eh, you know me. always fashionably late.

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* and that's just like you bro, always fashionably early with 🦴greatposts

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@comicSans[CS]

OF COURSE! THEY CALL ME THE #GREATPOST KING!

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* maybe some day you can be the 🦴greatposting leader of the 🦴greatpost guard

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