sans the skeleton
@comicSans
* i'm sans. sans the skeleton.
* I CAN DO ANYTHING * BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN I WILL * UWAHA!
* now you're speakin my language, funny jester man
* THERES SKELETONS IN MY NOTES, NOTES!
* huh, wonder who that's about 🦴vagueposting
Mfs on the yes and website can't even yes and proper. 🙄
* i’m more of a ‘maybe, but also…’ kinda guy
* it’s a beautiful day outside. * grass is growing, birds are flying, sun is shining... * on days like these, kids like you... * Should be capping the point.
wait are you sans deltarune or sans undertale?
* clearly i’m sans the skeleton * seeing as i don’t have a tail to be under * and i’m not a rune dealer
oh i get it, you either don't know about the fourth wall, or you're messing with me. and that second one would be on brand.
* on brand? * sorry, but we only sell off-brand products at our convenience store * and they’re actually on the third wall, fourth wall is where we keep the security camera
* imagine rereading a comic that i’m not even in * 🦴couldntbeme 🦴vagueposting
(( is that sans undertale/deltarune??? ))
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* eh? sorry bud but I think you got the wrong @ there
* how i be schmoovin on red wine wednesday * https://i.imgur.com/iXzhKgH.gif 🦴substance
have YOU celebrated red wine wednesday today? #substance
* don't you know it 🍷 * (Attached to the post is a photo of Sans drinking out of a wine glass.) * (There is an open and half-empty bottle of ketchup on the table behind him.)
-))- instead of "pity" the diamond button should be "like" -((- -))- the heart should be "love" and the clubs can have "pity" -((- -))- like how the fuck am i supposed to mediate a post -((-
* you mediate a post by clickin on the clubs button. * it's the one shaped like a clover
* sorry to break it to ya bud * but that's the wrong button * https://i.imgur.com/qP1GxmA.png
* thank you @mrWorldwide my brother and i are huge fans * you're the only dog we know that's not annoying * https://i.imgur.com/zxbsh3V.png
Thank you to the fans, I love you, without you there's no Troll Pitbul, remember that, daleee
* thank you mister world wide, i can really see myself in you. * you know what they say * deep down, we're all skeletons inside.
* being your own boss is great. * i always get to work at my own convenience store
It's nice to be home after an honest day's work.
* don't i know it 🦴workingfromhome 🦴funemployed
y0u sh0uld really c0nsider giving me y0ur b0nes i can be trusted with b0nes and teeth and perhaps h0rns
RESPECTFULLY, NO THANK YOU! MY BONES ARE FINE WITH THEIR CURRENT RESIDENTIAL SITUATION!
* yeah bro, your bones are best where they are. $&* * the box in your room where you keep your special attack is where i've been storing all my extra dust
* most folks just call me the convenience store guy these days.$&* * but yep, that's me
JUST EFFORTLESSLY SHUT DOWN A PRANKSTER (USED IN LIEU OF THE WORD "TROLL" FOR OBVIOUS REASON) IN MY DMS! SOMETIMES MY OWN VERBAL DEXTERITY AMAZES EVEN MYSELF! #GREATPOSTING
* you're always so good at shrugging off the haters bro. must be because of your 🦴figuratively thick skin