The Jubilant Historian
@companionableInsolance
journaling but im just gluing stuff in this thing and not writing shit
I H@ve @ Co77ection Of $ticker$ For Thi$ Purpo$e :-) ¶
Guy Who I$n't @t @77 $urpri$ed Th@t In @nother 7ife My @nce$tor Tit7e Inc7ude$ "hi$tori@n"
ᐖ WHY 70% OF WUT U ᐖO RESPONᐖ 2 POASTS ABOUᐖ URSELF ᑈLAIRE BEAM. ᐛ
$m@rt Cookie!!! ¶ I 7ike Bothering My De$cend@nt @nd My Younger Me. ¶ @nd I H@ve $een 7itt7e E7$e I Fee7 The Need To Comment @bout. $o M@ny Of You Come From @ Different Time Or Univer$e To Mine Th@t I'm Better $erved Ob$erving @nd M@king @ Nui$@nce Of My$e7f To My$e7f. ¶
ᐖ HEGHEHGHE ME SMORT? ᐛ
there are cows and horses in my notifications
Your Time7ine H@$ Become @ F@rm Themed Petting Zoo! Congr@tu7@tion$! ¶
I think I'd explode if my ancestor showed up #rip to y'all 8ut Florid is differenttttt
Not Hi$ @nce$tor, I'm The Other One'$ @nce$tor! I H@ve W@y More Fun Th@n The Other Guy ¶
oh. shit. fuck I'm sorry this took a turn huh
It I$ Tru7y No $kin Off My No$e! Not @$ If I Knew Th@t Guy. I Know Hi$ Other Him Though. He'$ Funny. (he Doe$n't 7ike Me) ¶ @contentiou$ido7iz@tion ¶
You Know @ctu@77y, On The $ubject Of Height. Bookkeeper W@$ @ctu@77y F@ir7y Young When He Died. I Might Even Get T@77er Th@t The E$tim@ted 6'9" If I 7ive 7ong Enough
ᐖ U ᑈANT SAY ᐖIS WIF ᑈERTAINTY U MITE HAV ᐖIFFENT ᐖIET ☝️ ᐛ
You M@ke @n Exce77ent $cientific Counter @rguement! But! Doubt! We 7ike Cert@in Food$ Too Much! @nd @7$o There @re Cert@in Thing$ Genetic@77y Within Our Code! @$ He I$ @7re@dy Of @ Cert@in Height @t @ Cert@in @ge, It I$ F@ir To $@y He I$n't Nutrition@77y $tunted! ¶
i should ♯post some ♯bugfacts / ♯shouldnti
HTTPS://I.P⧃STIMG.CC/8CNRQJKG/IMAGE-2⧃26-⧃6-⧃3-2⧃4⧃3⧃895.PNG AND N⧃W I RETURN T⧃ THE LAND
Tru7y One Of The Hi$tory Book$! ¶
"= beforan uptick on here has gotten. wild. where did they. come from. ="
I Dunno It'$ Kind Of Coo7 Knowing My Befor@n $e7f @ctu@77y Got To M@ke @ N@me For Him$e7f With Hi$ Work In @rchivi$m @nd Hi$toric@7 Document@tion... 7ike @ Coo7 Peek @t @ Future Where Thing$ @ren't $o Terrib7e @nd We C@n @ctu@77y T@7k @bout Our Hi$torie$, Even The $tuff Th@t Doe$n't 7ook $o Good
@nd $uch @ Pity It I$ Th@t You C@n't $h@re Your Know7edge With The Wor7d!! Th@t Which Cou7d Be G7e@ned From $uch Work$ Cou7d Be Reve7@tory!!! ¶
THE M⧃UNTAIN IS BEING DETAINED
Wh@t Did The Mount@in Do To De$erve $uch Det@inment? ¶
[AL$O WHY AM I $EEING $O MANY OLD GEEZER$ ON MY FEED?? THANK #OD MY AN#E$TOR I$ DEAD OR WE WOULDVE HOPPEN ON #HITTR LOOKING FOR MIDDLE AGED HOTTIE$ IN HI$ AREA #N$FW]
Th@t'$ I$ Bec@u$e Your @nce$tor I$ Cringe @$ Fuck. ¶ Hope Thi$ He7p$! ¶
[YEAH? DO I LOOK $AD THAT HE$ DEAD???]
[WHY EL$E WOULD YOU IMPLY THAT HE WA$ #RINGE]
I'm @ Hi$tori@n, De@r Boy! I De@7 In F@ct$! ¶ @7$o, I W@nt It Noted On The Record Th@t I C@77ed Him Cringe Outright, No Imp7ic@tion Nece$$@ry. ¶
[?? $O YOU MET HIM WHEN HE WA$ YOUNG OR $OMETHING? WHAT DOE$ THI$ MEAN]
i posted this. it's mine now. i invented it.
I @m Going To T@ke Thi$ @t F@ce V@7ue @nd Do No Further Re$e@rch! ¶ Exce77ent Po$t! ¶
thanks i worked really hard on it