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RUNS INTO Dᐛ STREET ᐛN GETS HIT BY ᐛ BUGGY ᐛN U HᐛF 2 ᐛMPUTᐛTE MY LEG BUT EVYBODY TELLS U IM STILL ᐛN ENERGETIᑈ ᐛN HᐛPPY GRL LOOKING 4 HER 5EVER HOME

੯•໒꒱ ?? you

੯•໒꒱ nah he’s 8eing #dramatique

"Then he deserved his f+te."

੯•໒꒱ get his ass

I know what you all are wondering~ "Can Hektor Castio, the Gadabout Archrake himself, solo @legendaryLeague's Barondad~?" Ob~viously~. But isn't it more fun to watch him double-team the poor bastard with @industrialIncidentalist~? The more the merrier, I always say~. Barondad put up a hell of a fight, but the Mountain and I gave him a pounding from all angles~. We may have gotten a little carried away, actually~. He simply had no chance against the raw power and sta~mina of this dream team~. This is out tactic~. Our teamfight tactic~. #BoundForTheRift #Riftbound #WarriorBonds #MyChud #Suggestive #Violence https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/0eed192186d9~.webp

fuck yeah dude I love that for you. if you know or ever meet my ancestor please tell them I turned out cool as fuck

oh. shit. fuck I'm sorry this took a turn huh
ik the hype iz kinda over but im ztill rlly zurprized n happy 4 @conzequentlyOblique even tho itz rlly not dat deep LOLOLOL httpz://i.ibb.co/5hG5cCBM/Zin-nombre.png #phuntrftw #phunt

hmmm https://cdn.|mgchest.com/f|les/557812963c6c.jpg

Water gun update: I handed the water gun over to the DoD in order to confirm the contents were, in fact, water. After confirmation, Mr. Strider proceeded to test fire it—where it backfired in some manner, resulting in him somehow spraying himself. He is now wet and somewhat bemused. Sorry, @broStrider. Whoever sent that water gun, I extend a firm “Good work” from everyone here at the Gray House. We needed that.
C⧃WABUNGA INDEED!



