

Eirene Vantas
@composedGrievances
Y9ur w9rst nightmare in a cute little 69w.
I have 6een in an alarming num6er 9f esta6lishments with electrical 9utlets right a69ve a s9urce 9f water, typically a sink. This is #NSFW and highly danger9us, and perhaps, I’d venture t9 say, pr9v9cative t9 a less than cauti9us dem9graphic. Tantalizing lawsuits is n9t a h966y I pers9nally, 9r financially, w9uld rec9mmend getting int9. #KeepTh9seShitsDry #What9nEarthAreY9uPluggingUpThatCl9seT9ASink
TW9 wh9le Kankris at 9nce 9n my dash. S9mething n9stalgic a69ut seeing a 6rick 9f red text. Yes, I read every w9rd.
Added my surname s9 it feels less naked up there, and s9 there's n9 c9nfusi9n 9n wh9 I am. Th9ugh, really, wh9 c9uld c9nfuse me?
The speed in which I f9ll9w an9ther versi9n 9f myself sh9uld 6e l9gged 9n a speed9meter. I am 6reaking the law every time. #WeeW99
Yes, I am a w9man.
C9mp9sed as I am usually calm and grievances 6ecause, well, I have a few c9mplaints.
I lived, 6itches.
[Inc9mprehensi6le] rears its ugly head again.
9h, my t9mat9es. I sh9uld check 9n th9se.
L9ng are the days 9f Lilith pulling me 9ut 9f mud puddles and 6eing el69w deep in dirt chasing a w9rm. The sweaters I ruined. Sh9uld have made me tank t9ps at that p9int, jeez.
T9 6e c9nfined t9 a 6ed when my heart 6el9ngs in the wild is a t9rture I w9uld wish 9n my greatest enemies. Get restless, idi9t.
@craftsmanT9x9philite I think y9u need a new heart 6ruised against y9ur neck.
@craftsmanT9x9philite It’s Maid M9nday. Put y9ur unif9rm 9n.
I wasn’t arguing… 6luh.
Ah, the [inc9mprehensi6le] is 6ack.
Y9u ever just [inc9mprehensi6le].
9utside is nice and crisp t9day.
I'm 9ut 9f juice and I'm 6laming M9r9s f9r it.
Definitely haven't had en9ugh water t9day. My eyes are pr9testing the act 9f visi9n.





