Mituna Captor
@congruentAttitude
Only the best F1 Driver to exist. DMs are open to whoever, go for glory. (mun is Australian, GMT+10 / PFP by PlotCorpse/tumblr and Banner by Kismet))
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men want me, women mediate my posts n fish want 2 stab me w a fork
trying so hard to sleep guys got some shit i gotta do later today that i actually have to use my brain for
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yeah man me? have a brain? crazy
fuck yall im sending you all a virus to blast beastie boys through your speakers
i gotta get my kicks somehow
After you get interviewed a handful of times, it gets old. They ask all the same questions, is it too much to ask for something more entertaining.
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i need someone mature an level headed in emergencies to talk to me soothingly while they drive me to the er but NOT LECTURE ME ABOUT JUMPING OUTTA WINDOWS
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I WASNT EVEN TRYIN TO COMMIT SUICIDE THIS TIME STOP YELLING AT ME I WAS JUST TRYIN TO PROVE A POINT
wait that came out wrong, i haven't done that since hey actually fuck off what is this an intake. that part's NOT important AT ALL ause it's NOT what's happening right now!!! i was provin i could totally handle a two story drop an jog it off because i don't need to care about bein careful i'm invincible. but uh. i mean i totally did do it so i succeeded. but yknow. hospital.
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attention help my booboo feel better. an i mean two floors ain't like. THAT bad. probably.
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see this is WHY i had to do it all you people out here assumin i'm NOT the kinda guy to jump from a second floor. i am that guy, that is my thing.
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| feel like | need to like. Go for ^ w^lk or something ^fter re^ding th^t. Bvt like ^lso |'m too we^k in the knees to w^lk h^h^. #svggestive
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🜏 brriing mɛ 1 ? (;;;;死亡 ♅
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How’s second place treating you @congruentAttitude ? I think you should get used to it. This is what it’s going to look like for the rest of the season.
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I haven’t asked a question in a while so have this one. What is your least favourite Pokemon?
2miiliing ii2 a liie made up by biig dentorturer two 2ell more fang briighteniing 2triip2.
ii2 there a problem wiith the dour a2 fuck cold open iim makiing on chiittr dot iing?
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thii2 ii2 no laughiing matter, that2 exactly what they want you two do.
ii dont know probably 2tare off and look dii2tantly melancholiic liike how people got iin anciient daguerreotype photograph2.
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