♣ mediated by @congruentAttitude
i think vwere gonna be good friends tuna
Sighhhsss Really Taking Me Back To When The Twins Were Still In Schoolfeeding. I Almost Miss It
Siccing my matesprit onto angsty Dave Strider variants like one would introduce an anxiety-ridden patient to an elderly therapy dog.
😨 yo how long have 1 had that sh*t rech1tted... major L yo, totally embarrass1ng... how do 1 delete 1t??? }:(
for pride month we are going to kill you.
...I APPRECIATE THE FLATTERY BUT I DO THINK YOU SHOULD RECONSIDER.
YES, YOUNG MAN. IT IS. I'M NOT SETTING THE POOR GUY ON FIRE.
im still alivwe, vwoke up to a cat on my chest
My life has been devoted to The Other Gods for more than a decade now. Still every time one graces me, I can't help but to shiver. A human life is so small in comparison to their eternity.
...And, as an addendum, d9 n9t call me that. Kankri is fine. 9r my title 9f 'The Insuffera6le', which I am reclaiming.
I kn9w. I can 9nly h9pe I am a6le t9 d9u6le my eff9rts in the future t9 make up f9r l9st time.
I can't, either. I'm truly disapp9inted in myself.
Listen I'm sorry for being gone so long, its been a challenging summer, my many many partners had to back me up, and by back me up. I mean back 'it' up #suggestive
Looking for more quads to fill, gotta meet my quota, you understand right?
D --> Quadrants are only of interest to me when my meowrail tells me about them.
...hm.
onions are only good when theyre supposed to be there. in most cases they arent. people just throw onions on shit.
Had my first kiss tooday #real
Always appreciate the reminder that im not the only one making really pathetic posts. Not to imply anyone else has of course. #Not #vagueposting #becauseimnot
Unf9rtunately my 9ne true flaw is that I am always getting 6etter. I am always impr9ving. And I am always #listeningAndLearning. I d9 harm 9nly 9n accident - which I am certain is unf9rtunately n9t the case f9r y9u, if y9u are enc9uraging such petty activities. It is truly sad that s9me can 9nly derive enj9yment fr9m the negative expressi9ns 9r suffering 9f 9thers, and I f9r 9ne will have n9 part in such things. I understand n9t every9ne can p9ssess the levels 9f empathy I d9, and s9 I f9rvive y9u f9r trying t9 su6vert my righte9us ideas int9 cheap, insulting drivel f9r purely schl9ck entertainment purp9ses.
I resent the implicati9n that I engage in idle #g9ssip, 9r that I w9uld ever think t9 6e #mean. Even t9 y9u, 9r at least versi9ns 9f y9u, with wh9m I have numer9us gripes with vis-a-vis pr96lematic 6ehavi9urs. These p9sts w9uld 6e purely c9nstructive in nature, I assure y9u.
no one understands my vision
vwhoa hey
i think i can fix this
Stop cumming IN the kitchen and fucking the grilled cheese. I'm tired of it man. #suggestive
I wouldnt remember if I did.
see i hear you but also i feel like in 20 sweeps you're gonna be that guy with the khaki vest an baseball cap snoozin at a lake waitin for bass to bite or somethin idk however that works
coulda fooled me with the way you post ;P lol
i don't think they eat em tho
beiing tall and handsome and muscular iis so embarrassiing
how do i delete a po§t. how. gimme. let me. computer. delete.
why him and not me. it'§ never me bruh. i§ he funnier than me or what. i hate being jealou§ §omeone grab my bada§§ katana and decapitate me. #vaguepo§ting
ZTUPID CHITTR IM GONNA KMZ I THOUGHT I REPLIED TO ZOMEONE ON DMZ AND 7 HOURZ LATER I REALIZE. DAT REPLY NEVER ZENT!!! NOW I LOOK LIKE A DOUCHEBAG WHO LEAVEZ PEOPLE ON ZEEN!!!! ( ´-｀) FUCK MY BAKA LIFE
i really like thi§ font.
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he just accuses me of crimes idk
baby ass dude
nah. this game is just bad.
i am tryin soooo hard for you all lately an you don't even know it. up to an includin tappin the sign that says intensity = / = intimacy every day just in case.
sometimes vwhen i dont havwe any more menthols left, i just chewv gum vwhile i smoke. it aint the same, but it scratches the itch #substance
when you wanna think you're roddy, but you're not roddy, you're not even drift, you're just getaway ;/
you vwouldnt last a millisecond in this madhouse, pencil neck. they'd crack you open like a can of sardines.
the pigs finally let me havwe access to my palmhusk. im in jail and they vwont let me out unless you pick me up. something about needing to be under supervwision. also you havwe to pay for this dumb ankle monitor. @affableCantor
I can do anything tech wise that isn't laptops. I hate laptops they are confusing and upset me. I can make a working TV but I will never NEVER make a laptop.
WHAT WHY
oh yeah no someone standin over your bed is creepy i stand by that
>>| wait. .i don't have caegars .on me .uhhh. can someone cover the .expenses for the drink? .or maybe karama won't be mad .if .i took .one bottle .only. .i hope.
Day 2 of being divorced. Still not bitter! Ive never felt more gosh darn normal in my life!! Hahahaha!!!
Oh there are quite a few of me aren't there? Hello my brothers and sisters!!
thinkin about lil cal. what else is new.
:o) Ah... :o) Currently thinking of my Lord. :o) Such peaceful thoughts of the end of all things. :o) Tell it again, tell it again, tell it again.
I told you. Cancel it, it was a ridiculous idea.
Someone has to be the ‘wet blanket’ to all your unrealistic ideas.
4ll 1 s33 r pos3rs 4nd los3rs 4nd worst of 4ll noobs on ch1ttr [Xx_l4tul4g4mr_xX has NOSCOPED you!]
Ugh!! Stuck at hiive!! Thiis websiite iis admiittedly amusiing but II could be out helpiing my fellow trolls you know.
if mouore louow blouoouods juwust.t had degradat.tiouon fet.tishes and were masouochist.ts t.the hemouospect.truwum wououwuldnt.t bouot.ther t.them t.that.t muwuch
howw is evveryone today : )
hvaing the time of my liferight now people tend to interact with me morewhen im plasterdd lmaoooo. #substances
imagine havwing some guy vwho calls himself the helpsman as an ancestor? he needs to help himself to some 8ITCHES. nah, but really, vwhy if you dont already think im the most pitiable user on this platform, imagine havwing coolscar as your ancestor. shit, im gonna shed a single manly tear vwhile strumming a c-minor on the vworlds tiniest guitar. #sendspheres #spheresoutforcronus #pitybait
Dirk strider if you are reading this please undivorce me and stop posting insane ramblings im sorry!!! Its pride month you cant nuke dirkjake during pride month thats super unwoke of you man.
@affectionConsecrated and wvhiskey wvon today. I shavwed. And nowv I look like a damn wviggler. #substances
I miss dirk.
Its as if everyone can sense when ive got a day to myself and suddenly we all wanna come kick it with jake. I dont mean to complain i do love my friends! But gosh if it isnt every single day at this point and id be wrong to say no because what kind of bro tells his friends he doesnt wanna hang? Anyway it seems ive got dinner plans tonight with janey.
< I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO SHOVE PINECONES UP MY ASS WITHOUT BEING JUDGED, ACTUALLY. >
cals fucking awesome. youve got poor taste.
Actually calling them 'h9rr9rterr9rs' s9unds mildly insensitive. May6e they d9n't want t9 6e c9nsidered h9rrific and/9r terri6le. May6e they just want t9 6e pretty. Y9u d9n't kn9w.
big fat disclaimer if i EVER complain about beau on here IT'S A JOKE!! it's a joke. if anythin bad actually happened to him or our good thing we got goin i'd. well i mean i'm not allowed to make suicide jokes anymore but you know.
Please don't get it twisted, I am NOT Beforan Casper. Don't make that mistake about me I am something Else. I'm just Casper.
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/ You / Want To Fuck Him. / I / Want To Lay His Head Across My Lap And Run My Fingers Through His Hair While He Talks About Ancient Alternian Culture. We Are Not The Same. #ialsowanttofuckhim #nsfw #nsfc
ii ju2t 2aw an alternate ver2iion of me 2ay cultured iin reference two theiir prong2tub2 and ii got fla2hbanged by the fact iim a ma22iive fuckiing lo2er jegu2
I will never recover from the last words Jake said to me. "Am I not making it clear you fucked up my life. Have a good life."
Please tell me that man is not Beforan | I am crossing all of my prongs here #vaguepost ‧₊˚🧹
evweryone shut the fuck up my baby is in pain
damn it man stay off my posts dont pity me
That g9t a particularly str9ng reacti9n fr9m a Mituna. Mixed feelings a69ut Grand High6ald.
I wanted t9 share a picture I drew 9f a Grand High6l99d I am friends with. I drew him 6ald 6ecause he was 6eing, well, himself, and, at that m9ment, ann9ying. https://cdn.imgchest.c9m/files/fc4160c03f5c.png
They're (idk) saying he (me) is th
I have several gripes a69ut the quadrant-6ased reacti9n system, and may draft a larger p9st detailing such (please let me kn9w if y9u are interested) 6ut f9r n9w, in the aim 9f reducing the chances I am misunderst99d, a helpful guide: ♥ = I supp9rt y9ur p9st, if n9t f9r its su6stance then f9r its presentati9n. ♦ = I feel empathetic t9wards y9ur p9st, yet perhaps d9 n9t agree with it. ♠ = I d9 n9t supp9rt y9ur p9st; it is inflammat9ry, pr96lematic, 9r 69th. ♣ = I have nuanced feelings a69ut y9ur p9st, and may ela69rate.
update on talking to karkat btw for those who care it went good like really good like he got all snotty nosed and cry-y and i think if he latched onto me any harder i wouldve been quite literally crushed like an empty soda can thrown into the trash compactor he did also call me a stuffed asshole (lmao) for not coming to him sooner but you win some you lose some and itd be weird if he didnt yell at me at least a little
hey chief vwhat does this mean. gettin mixed signals here @consultingGoodness https://iibbco/y8YQcKmH/Screenshot-20260601-184148-Chromejpg
I HAVE OBSERVED YOU ALL, WATCHED AS YOUR TIMELINES TANGLE AND INTERWEAVE SICKENINGLY. STORIES BEYOND MY REIGN PLAY OUT AND INTERTWINE, VARIANTS AND MIRRORED COPIES MAKING THEMSELF KNOWN. @THEGOODSCRATCHDOCTOR YOU HAVE ALLOWED YOURSELF TO BE CORRUPTED, OUTSIDE INFORMATION ALTERING YOU BEYOND YOUR PURVIEW. YOU HAVE BECOME PANICKED AND UNCERTAIN, YOU HAVE BECOME…AMBITIOUS. CONTINUE WITH YOUR SCHEMES AND YOUR MACHINATIONS, I WILL NOT PUT A STOP TO THEM YET. BUT KNOW THAT I AM HE WHO SEES THE ALL-SEEING. YOUR INDISCRETIONS WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO THREATEN MY RULE. AS FOR THE REST OF YOU… I WAS ALREADY HERE. NOW YOU SIMPLY KNOW IT. I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.
…something feels. Off. About my last few posts.
How would we feel about a 10,000 Kult special, perhaps I'll show how to make a proper banana split or something?
Mind melds with you.
happy pride. coming out as straight and cisgender. yup, i am a man that likes wvomen. #minority.
currently vwatching the east alternian classic "no no your bulge is slipping inside me! you made a promise to only grind against my nook! on a crowvded omniscuttlecaravwan. on a crowvded scuttlecarriage. the damp salary vwoman is rubbing her nook up against me!! vwere on the same commute but one day i vwas pressed up against her in a packed car and i could smell her hair and i could feel her ass and cleavwage and my johnson got rock solid hard!" #nsfwv
anon asks: HE neEds MOusEbITEs TO LivE i do unfortunately. more mousebites!!!
anon asks: How did you get so hot? Big DILF energy ok i'm ignorin the second part a that. bachelor. bachelor energy. cousin energy, neighbor energy, literally take your pick. anywho. beauty is pain an i've nobly suffered the cost a maintainin my good looks. but basically skincare, learn how to style your hair type, an always layer your clothes with different texturws.
another week another successful pity+mediate scratch combo. i am the best shelter dog ever.
beau asked me why i was lying on the internet he's so mean to me ;'(
nooo dont turn us into tiny versions of ourselves and put us in the mason jar youre so sexy
keep doing vwhat youre doing, man. it vwont be long before the last female vwilling to givwe you the time of night vwill come crawvling to the cromeister.
it is because \/ergil is an edgy fucking chud with a marysue ^_^
make up your damn mind @congruentattitude https://cdnimgchestcom/files/c3a2148b42b1png
thats your owvn fault. youre lucky i didnt hit you vwith the hardstyle right off the bat
i.would.happily.lie.down.my.life.to.make.a.highblood.mildly.amused.and.so.should.all.other.lowbloods.or.midbloods.that.is.our.job.our.job.is.to.happily.lay.down.our.lives.it.is.very.important.it's.important.to.do.that
girls are so awesome really gotta love the ladies such a fan of women and woman adjacents every gay thing ive ever done or said has been for the bit and not anything deeper
im n0rmal n0t really i still havwe ra8ies 8ut im calming d0wvn.
jUs rEaD A ErIdAn cHiT AnD I ReMeMbEr wHy i wAs fUcKiNg hArAsSiNg tHaT MoThErFuCkIn fInCeL. i wAnT HiM So bAd sTiLl. #NsFw
jUsT ReMeMbErEd tHe tImE *tHaT* mOtHeRfUcKiN CrOnUs cAlLeD Me a sEx pEsT. i jUsT ClOsEd fUcKiN ChItTeR. mEsSiAhS FoRbId a sExUaL HaRaSsEr lIkE GeTs hArAsSeD SeXuAlLy. (o: #NsFw
4lmost s41d "bro4d" wh3n r4nt1ng 4 m1nut3 4go. 4 c3rt41n f1sh br34th f3ll4 poss3ss3d m3 for 4 s3cond >8[
A new Chittr poll has been unlocked! By me. Is @singularityManifest adorable, or not? Like or pity for “is adorable”, Hate or mediate for “is not”!
get me off this ride
ALWAYS
the four quad react buttons aren't enough anymore i need the truly wonderful album deathconsciousness on the speakers a master lock on the car doors an five hours off the side a the road to talk.
cause my mind's a finely tuned lethal instrument a mass seduction that's why. also my affable raw "keep it real" approach goes huge. also daddy is really fuckin unsure how he feels about the whole daddy bit at this point it's gettin outta hand.
Pretty ssure I'm keepin' an eye that Cronus fellow I complimented today. He ISS cute though, but I come off terribly...awkward. Ha. Haha...ha.
today i forgot the saturn ain't immune to the sunburn
make$ me really happy to $ee ¢a$per goofing off and being $o beloved for it. that'$ like. one of my guy$. y'know? :-) i'd die with that mu¢h $potlight on me per$onally but. i'm happy for him
I @m Become Normie
I'm Norm@7
GUYS DO Y'ALL THINK ORPHANER DUALSCAR WOULD BE BEN SHAPIRO OR CHARLIE KIRK #POLITICAL
when i say i'm just your favorite baby boy i mean i'm this image btw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f9e3f631cb88.png
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:Everyone Destroy, everything. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
They (Saturn) are saying he (Casper) is the specialest one to ever do it (be Casper).
No dirky its sadly the truth i actually have a horrid medical condition where if we dont wrestle naked i will die. #nsfw
Well shit. Not even the power of friendship can save us now.
I'm sorry everypony it's out of our hooves now.
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 16: latula pyrope #cheating #nsfvw #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl ah tula. second holder of the mystical #pyrump. the original pickme girl. shes not like other girls, though she does still put out. she exists in an interesting space. i think shes the gal vwhos most likely to be looking for something serious out of us beforans, at least for me anywvays. kinda puts me off her. but then, shes dating mituna, but... its complicated, yknowv? you wvouldnt knowv that she wvas seeing anyone by the vway most of the ones i come across act. hell, they dont evwen play it up like the feferis vwill. still, its hard to go vwrong vwith a gal vwith legs like that. other thing you gotta keep in mind vwith latula is that its all an act. shes desperate for you to think shes cool. underneath it all, shes just a scared girl wvho knowvs there wvasnt a future for her before sgrub came and sawved the night. she has to be different, she has to be special, she cant let you in. mind stuff, yknowv? so use that. vwalidate her, tell her hovw cool she is, but let her feel like that approwval could go avway at any moment. drip-feed it to her. get her hooked on your vwalidation then let her go through vwithdravwal.. other thing: wvideo games. offer to game vwith her. thats an easy wvay into her hiwve and then into her panties. make some dumb bet wvith her and shell probably throvw just to let you feel her up or strip her dovwn. shes lonely, shes vwearing a lie and she knovws it, theres space to wvriggle on in there. offer comfort, a shoulder, an ear. wvrap an arm around her and let her yap about wvhatevwer game shes into that vwipe, and if you start to feel her up wvhile shes blabbing, wvell, vwhos keeping track, right? the ratingz bod: alvways fit, usually has some meat on her, alvways has that perfect fat pyrope ass. might just hawve the best legs outta all the gals i knovw too. the leggings do a lot for her too. 8/10 wvariety: this is the problem, i just hawvent played wvith enough tulas to really hawve a handle on em. i only ewver see the wvideo games thing wvhen i do. its a fun bit and all, but if i can be honest? nevwer gotten that in depth vwith one. gonna call this a 6/10 ease: eh. shes into it, but shell probably vwant too much commitment out of it. could just be a me problem though. 6/10 personality: wvery subjectiwve. do you find the gmer grrl thing hot? then youre in luck. obnoxious? youre boned. maybe try transitioning her to an e-girl type thing, thatd be fun. 7/10 ovwerall: 7/10. i dont dislike her or anything, just havwent tended to get too many good bites. im more than happy to be prowven otherwvise though ;)
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 15: porrim maryam #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl this wvas alvways part 15. dont evwen svweat it. i should be able to pump this out a lot faster than that other one anyvways. theres just so much more to say about porrim. the hottest gal outta our gang, maybe the hottest gal i knovw? vwell, maybe not that, but damn does she knowv vwhat to do wvith wvhat shes got. shes the perfect lay, the ultimate catch. she might seem intimidating, but do wvhat i say and youll be bagging this fake feminist left and right. so like pretty much ewvery other gal, you might run into a freebie. a porr that just sleeps around unironically, unthinking, doesnt care. hell, she might ewven come onto you first. do you really need my advwice? just say yes. itll be a meh lay as far as she goes, but its still porrim, thats gonna be pretty incredible. okay so heres the meat of it. feminism. porrim cant *help* but argue and debate and all that. some part of her knovws she should just disengage, but if you start saying some crazy shit, shell take it seriously and try to argue you dovwn. i think its an ego thing, she cant stand not provwing people vwrong. i try to go into it wvith a bit of subtlety at first. asking open ended questions, like wvhats so great about feminism, wvhy do wve evwen need it, then i take the least relewvant part of wvhat shes said and go to tovwn. you dont need to vwin the argument, all you need is for her to lose, to feel dumb, to get flustered. the best wvays, i think, inwvolwve spinning her in circles. say that its feminist for a gal to blovw you because shes making that choice herself. vwhen porrim argues, ask vwhy shes slut-shaming. it doesnt ewven matter wvhat shes said, shes on the defensivwe nowv. use her ovwn language against her, use all that therapyspeak shit. make her feel like shes arguing against herself, her owvn ideals. force her to use terminology thatll fluster her, dont let her get outta calling a slut a slut. you do all this good enough and shell be so frustrated, confused, flustered, shell let you do anything you vwant to her. and i do mean anything. if you get that far wvith a porrim, the skys the limit. get her to agree to ewven more out there shit, like that dressing modestly is slut-shaming, or that handjobs are praxis, or that she should go topless in protest of something. for such a stubborn broad, her minds surprisingly malleable. i find porrs all the time thatvwe gotten themselvwes into some sorta situation that leawves them totally unvwanting to say no. girls gotta havwe an addictiwve personality or something. i lowve her, i really do. her rating bod: cmon. its porrim. great tits, great ass, hot clothes, knovws evwery sex position. 10/10, giwve or take a point depending on your opinion of body mods wvariety: you can get into a lot wvith porrs. sure, a lot of it is gonna be the feminist breaking schtick, but thats a damn good schtick. theres alvways a newv wvay to play vwith a porr, and they just keep doing it to themselvwes. 9/10 ease: either the easiest gal youll meet, or itll take a lot of wvork, but like, fun wvork. 8/10 personality: my favworite bitch <3 shes obnoxious as hell, but anything in that vwoice is enough to get me going, and breaking her dovwn is like nothing else. 10/10 ovwerall: 10/10. it couldnt be anything else. shes porrim! take it seriously if you find one of her, and consider yourself lucky. shes the best sub a guy like me could ewver ask for <3
Trolls sure are bold on here, exposing themselves as limebloods, mutants, freaks, and degenerates. Feels like there's no moderation at all. I have seen but 2 highbloods worth following on here, and one of them is my kismesis. That's annoying. Where are the real trolls at?
oh buddy.
exhausted.
People of status are posting the wildest, most degrading stuff on here without shame. Cuddling with your plushies, as a purpleblood? Is that the image you want people to have of you?
#currentlylisteningto https://open.spotify.com/track/3iL2l5gUqyPS6vwvDwvJFgJTR?si=lElDPBPvwvRSScoXc7Q2NDYwv
We're on shipping again? I've only got one, and it's Me x My Left Hand. Send chitt. #suggestive
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𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙼-4221 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚂: [𝙾𝙵𝙵𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙴]
aNoThA DaY Of oF BuRrItOs aNd vIrTuAl mOtHeRfUcKiN' gAmBlInG
i have a fan on full blast pointed directly at myself because i got too hot and my heart rate started going up way too fast. this is miserable. good pots evening.
ii'm takiing kk too. they dont get a choiice.
↘️if i am getting more game than you↘️ ↗️THAT IS PROBABLY A SIGN THAT YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING WRONG.↗️
< I WILL CHOKE YOU TO DEATH MY SELF YOU GANGLY TWINK LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER. >
iif ii 2ee her puttiing her hand2 down that guy2 pant2 iim gonna blow up her fuckiing phone.
GUYS WE ARE !!!NOT!!! DOING CHARACTER ARCS TODAY IT IS THE BEACH EPISODE!!!!!!
I need some attention before I wither away into nothing.
im being kidnapped-
im innocent of all crime.
yall concern me im goin back to posting directly from my profile lol
im really sorry to say but youre a guilty fapper you dont have any pride in your faps theyre all filled with guilt and regret and youll never reach the higher tiers of fappage if you keep fapping like a guilty fapper #dsflow #nsfw #fapper #guilt
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What d0 y0u want me tw0 d0 ab0ut iit? II diidn’t name iit.
Only 200 More Kult/kult Away From A #teamquad Reveal!! Hopefully We'll Get There This Week! ~ Ad. Flower
i just let a guy beat me up in exchange for him not being mad at me anymore. is that too pathetic or can i still be redeemed? (#violence)
↗️IF YOU ARE INDIGO AND YOU ARE ABOUT TO POST SOMETHING EMBARASSING, KINDLY REFRAIN.↗️ ↘️this extends to those who are also on the blue gradient, from teal to cobalt to the aforementioned highblood caste.↘️ ↗️YOU ARE MAKING ALL OF US LOOK BAD.↗️
we need to invent a sign language for toes
yes were literally completely fine i dont get why no one believes me im just stupid and i say things that dont make any sense when im bored im gonna watch what i say from now on anyways i dont need to make shit up to a bunch of strange aliens https://i.postimg.cc/MGS9xjQW/image.png
Is eating lunch food for breakfast acceptable or will i be shot?
i call this move awkwardly sitting dead silent in the same apartment while i ignore the vent posts he makes about me that i can obviously see because i follow him on here and not saying a word to each other about it. my signature move.
I wish the Cronus coulld be normall for but 5 minutes whillst I have a heartfellt discussion with young Tim. The emotionall whipllash is harsh
Sometimes I wonder how much of the hornyposting is the genuine article rather than an attempt to farm kult off of the porn-addicted minds of the Chittr audience. Or both, maybe. I can't say shit, though. At this point, I'm a Guinness World Record holder for the amount of 'Fell For it Again' awards I've been issued from this site alone. I'm the motherfucker getting milked (in more ways than one) for kult. It is me. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/19182aabec96.webp #nsfw #vagueposting? Sure.
Learned you could block tags. Not sure what NSFW means but I'm gonna stop seein those. Eeyup.
I’ve been slacking on my @dailyQuests due to the scary factor. I believe many of my cabinet members would get mad at me if I were to injure myself doing something scary. However, I did visit Slenderman’s forest in order to collect effigies (unsuccessfully). Perhaps today’s will be less scary.
Consider this: Casper in a suit and tie. #horror #nightmare #endoftheworldscenario
mess wvith the alpha, and you get the horns. #no-more-mister-nice-guy.
because of how little i care i drew me and my good friend greatest buddy jake as smuppets embracing sweetly and with lots of affection https://i.postimg.cc/9fL78h8j/image.png
Im not sure how to delete a post but im editing this one to not say what it initially said.
my throat is very sore.
might crawl back into my custom built four poster bed, draw the curtains, and never be heard from again.
Two raisins for breakfast. I know, I know. I'm shocked too. Don't get used to it.
if 7ou’re awake, well. 7ou’re awake. if 7ou’re asleep, 7ou dream in the bubbles. but there’s a spa(e between where 7ou doze, half awake, and that’s where 7ou dream and also don’t reall7 get a ton of sleep. the trials of being a god
Do Not Try To Pail Me While I Am Trying To Read, I Will Kick You Out Of My Hive. on The Other Hand, If You Are Reading And I Think You Look Particularly Good Doing It, My Prongs Are Going To Be On You. Not In Any Attempt To Pail You, Just To Make Things Difficult For You On Purpose. #nsfw #nsfc
keep an eye out in stores for the release of the NEW sonic 1 remake! https://i.imgur.com/Kc5QibM.png
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ok the lisp is helping me get a handle 0n shit but two quirks at 0nce while thematically appropriate kinda messes with my fl0w. i will do it 0nly DURING therapy. thank you f0r your attenti0n two this matter.
Being Simultaneously Gay, Horny, And High Is Certainly An Experience I Do Not Recommend When You Are Alone With No One Else, The Loneliness Really Hampers The Effectiveness. #nsfw #substance
ᐖ PPL SO ᑈONᑈERNEᐖ ABOUT ME RIᐖE OR ᐖYING ᑈALIBORNIA BUT LIEK TO BE HONEST I FINK IT JUS RLY EASY 2 WIN MY LOYALTY WIF SPESHUL AFFEᑈTION. ILL BASIᑈALY LATᑈH ONTO ANYBOOBY WHO NIᑈE 2 ME TBH I FINK AT HEART I KINᐖA JUST ᐖESPERATE 2 BE LIKEᐖ AS MUᑈH AS MY OTHER FRANS 🤔 I KINᐖ OF A SIᐖEKIᑈK WHEN U FINK ABOUᐖIT ᐛ
com1ng b4ck on h3r3 4nd 1m 4fr41d of b31ng clos3 to b31ng t4lk3d 4bout holy sh1t. #c4gttl
Be honest. Would you all judge me if I said I redownloaded Troll Tinder 😬 ❣︎
at what point in your weird flirtatious relationship with an older man would you consider him your boyfriend? is this something i have to ask or is it pre established after some time? i dont know shit about old guy etiquette.
II c0uld, iit’2 ju2t a wa2te 0f my tiime.
Y0u c0uld alway2 try n0t beiing 2tupiid.
peggers can't be choosers. #suggestive #nsfw
YOU HAVE NOTHING IN ME IF YOU USE LITTLE U'S. ITS LIKE HAVING A LITTLE BRAIN. OF WHICH MOST OF YOU DO. EMBIGGEN YOUR U'S AND FEEL THE MANHOOD FLOW THROUGH YOU. IN AN EXCLUSIVELY APPROPRIATE MANNER.
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Don't play with me right now.
Screamed Merida so loud I woke Dave up. I just really like her.
what does it mean when someone just hits every single reaction on your chit? is this some kind of secret code.
i am a fucking winner. i win all the time. i cant stop winning. i cant. i also still cant stand up without passing out. good pots morning.
no babe i dont do casual its mind numbing devotion for all eternity or nothing
Nah nah they just don't like sex. #nsfw
Ne ne, Minna-san! What wOuOld yOuO prefer to miru at debut? ♡ - Karaoke ♢ - Scary Games (I wanna hear yOuO squee! >~<) ♤ - QnA ♧ - COuOking! —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
woke up feeling like my entire body was being weighed down by fucking bricks. the hell.
take my follow back2 not a2 an endor2ement but a2 a neurotiic de2iire two keep everythiing even 2iince ii can't have them iin multiitude2 of two.
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2ometiime2 watchiing you all do your thiing feel2 liike watchiing a nature documentary.
donut holes #holeposting
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Theres a trans pride badge, can vwe get a trans species badge next 🥺
There is the obsession with all of the ways he could end up the worst version of himself, and the inevitable failure of every relationship he could ever have. #mentalhealth He is, however, doing his very best to work on that. I suppose I can give him props for bettering himself, but I enjoy bullying him more. He's bound to inevitably read this and get all huffy that he is, ahem, "completely chill".
there is an almost charming ineptiude tw0 how this thing is c0ded. serves the accidental purpose 0f cramming a more varied experience d0wn your ganderbulbs. as 0pposed tw0 my other frequented hellsite just running like shit. it is where i keep my rep0sitory 0f filthy behavior and misdeeds th0ugh. can't be co0l without 0ne of th0se.
:o) Many question me as thus: :o) Kurloz, why are you so devoted to Caliborn? :o) He's evil! He's a misogynist! He's a murderer! :o) These are the words of fools and knaves. :o) Caliborn-sama is a wonderful Lord. :o) His power is peerless :o) His panache strikes awe in his allies and fear in his enemies :o) His golden tooth is positively adorable :o) And frankly I don't think there's anyone better! :o) So please, join me in celebrating our Lord @caliBorn !
a bunch of trollz will keep pityin evrything i post is that a romance thing or
yeah ii may get miigraiine2 every niight of my liife and hate my2elf and maybe ii wa2 forced two watch whiile 2omeone el2e u2ed me two kiill my be2t friiend. but can YOU order an entiire colony of bee2 two do 2iick fuckiing kiickfliip2 off the beehou2e? ii thiink the fuck not.
I HAVE BEEN SHADOWBANNED. FOR THE RECORD. SO IF YOu CAN SEE MY POSTS. IT IS BECAuSE YOu ARE A SPECIALLY CuRATED FEW WORTH OF MY BRIEFEST OF ACKNOWLEDGING. YOu ARE WELCOME, @everyOne
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Let's use our Inside Voices, people, and try to show a little Kindness. I'm not naming Names, but if anyone's going through a Hard Time, try showing a little bit of Sympathy - it goes a Long Way. Anyone would be feeling wretched if, and I'm Not Naming Names, something like something happened to them.
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the babes vwhat took my skin got the piece vwith my tat on it you ovwe me six cigs @catastrophicgalaxy
iT WASN'T EVEN HER BEING THE ONE, tO WEAR THE DRESS IN MOST OF THE DREAMS, aNYWAYS, iF THERE EVEN WERE DREAMS WHICH, tHERE WEREN'T, nEITHER AT DAY NOR NIGHT, fOR THE PAST SEVERAL SWEEPS,
ill die happy
hey man super friiendly remiinder that iif you can't do anythiing about a bad siituatiion out there iin the world just focus on yourself and the people around you.
Were ꫂ❁eoꫂ❁le really ranking castes today? That seems...reductive. ❣︎