SHUT UP. SHUT THE FUCK UP. HOLD STILL. DO NOT EVEN BREATHE. UNTIL YOU HAVE WITNESSED THE MAJESTY. OF MY INCREDIBLE NEW BALLS. COURTESY OF ULTIMATE OVERLORD. AND ALL-TIME BALL KNOWER. @CALIBORN -SAMA. THIS MOST VALUABLE BOON. IS MORE THAN A CHEAP WEBSITE TRINKET. IT IS A SYMBOL. OF MY PLANETKILLING POWER. THE MARK OF A TRUE ALPHA. THE HAND OF THE DESTROYER. WHO SINKS THE BALLS INTO THEIR HOLES. AND LEAVES FAINTLY SMOKING NOTHINGNESS BEHIND. IT IS THE ONLY COMPENSATION I HAVE EVER REQUESTED. AND THE HIGHEST HONOR I WILL EVER RECEIVE. THIS VILLAINOUS TALISMAN IDENTIFIES ME AS. SIMPLY THE BEST THERE IS.
.tib eno taht ekil ton od I .taht etah I hO .hO
YOu SAY SO MuCH MORE. WITH SO FEWER WORDS. BuT I CANNOT DENY. I LIKED SOME OF THE uTTERANCES. YOu TWO ARE THE BEST. PSYCOPATHIC TENDENCY. INSPIRATIONS. I HAVE EVER HAD. THE LEAST EXPENDABLE MINIONS. AN OVERLORD COuLD ASK FOR.
oH SORRY, i'LL STOP TOUCHING YOUR BALLS NOW, bUDDY,
:o) Ah, you deserve it, miss Megido! :o) I can only aspire to your heights and greatness... :o) I hope Caliborn-sama recognizes me with a badge one day...
MAYBE THAT IS TRUE OF THE DOC. BUT YOU WILL FIND. I'M EXTREMELY EXPENDABLE. YOU CAN EXPEND ME. ALL OVER THE PLACE. TO DEATH. AND I WILL KEEP COMING BACK. TO BE EXPENDED SOME MORE.
@CALIBORN THERE IS A LOWLY BEGGAR. GRASPING PITEOUSLY AT MY MAIDLY STOCKINGS. IN SEARCH OF BALLS OF HIS OWN.
:o) A-Ah.... :o( Miss Megido, so bold!!! I would never presume to be worthy like yourself and fath-I mean, Mr. Scratch!
:o) Ah, but...Well... :o) Should our Lord deign it so, I would happily accept...
THEN IT SHALL BE DONE. DO NOT SQuANDER MY FAVOR.
:o) !! Of course, my Lord! :o) I would be most grateful!