Futurann
@corollaryAspirant
.1# most eternal in the whole gamE .crown prince of aeons .taking five and stealing timE .ur lame loL .bitches only bitcH
Wait so if this site is like trans-universal or wtv like how do events work cuz like r all these people in them from the same universe or like
X( worst night to be a normal human girl istg
wait, how did you find alien twitter?
generally there'2 coordiinate2 giiven out two tho2e partiiciipatiing and iif you have the mean2 or the technology you plug tho2e coordiinate2 iinto whatever iit ii2 and go two the event.
Oh I just like log into Twitter and it redirects me here
.sometimes it takes some real bullshit to make it worK .thankfully ive got just the toolkiT .and other me has a smokey mistresS
ii'm ju2t godtiier and have doom portaliing iin my back pocket that ii can briing people wiith u2iing.
.ive got a jujU .and the fourth walL .its like the cosmic equivalent of a handful of pocket lint and some buttonS .im over here maCgyverinG multiuniversal traveL
hey whatever work2 ii don't actually have anythiing from the game anymore but fuckiing 2car2.
.i would mop the floor with most of these fuckerS .im only here to spectatE #brawl-ouT
one of these da7s, 7ou and me
oh jeeze. i hope karama feels good when she's up. that uh. that feeling is never pleasant.
.you hear about the magic pajamas for the first time and youre like woW .i wanna get some magic pajamaS .then you find out what it fucking costS
i spent all night wondering where the sun was. then it dawned on me
?how does a troll on the moons cut his haiR .eclipse iT
get 7our own post
?why couldn’t the moon go out with the suN .because it had to stay up all nighT .i would but the riddleman will start a fighT
who the hell is the riddleman
i never met them
.time flies like an arroW .fruit flies like a bananA
what the hell are time flies
he7! that's m7 fu(king joke! that i stole from the marxxx brothers i think!
?why does trolL cyndiI laupeR have to keep singing the same god damn sonG ?time after timE
( She can sing anything she wants until the heat death of the universe. )<
23 da7s from hiring to doing something unprofessional. frankl7, a lot of restraint! #suggestive
the thief of time wants me to go faster. what a sho(king development
theres like three people who know how to stop me.
Actually malding that there's a me out there that gets cool ass powers from the mass psychosis game, btw.
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.no ,reallY .it would be good for her to get her ass kicked in a couple timeS .teach a bitch some pausE
.FUCK YOU ACTUALLy ?the FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAn .i got PAUSe
Speaking as your friend here, you don't.
?how would you knoW .i can have pausE .sometimeS
.you wont have pause until youve been beaten over the head with the definition of it so many times you dont get back uP #violence
Well. Clearly you got back up.