Futurann
@corollaryAspirant
.1# most eternal in the whole gamE .crown prince of aeons .taking five and stealing timE .ur lame loL .bitches only bitcH
man, if i thought seeing future selves was weird, talking to them is extra weird. i (an kinda see how it'd be disorienting enough for people to default to "fu(k m7 future selves"
.welcome to helL .the occupants are surprisingly amicablE
i mean, i think 7ou and the other furanns had a ver7 different relationship, huh?
what’2 the word on 2iickna2ty thii2 week?
it's the first one of the month meaning you gotta show up nude #nsfw #sicknastysunday
iintere2tiing… anythiing el2e? what’2 the locatiion?
c< EscOrt's place, Keep aN eye ON @scOrNfulGallist accOuNt, iN just Over twO HOurs, sHes gONNa drOp tHe cOOrds >c
am ii allowed two have my cane do you know?
.canes arent clotheS .duH .the two wheeled device is not part of the outfiT #nsfw
he7 a(tuall7. when do i get minions. wh7 do lords get minions while muses don't. lords are the ultimate a(tive (lass! the7 do ever7thing themselves! it's the passive (lass that works through others! this is bullshit. i should have minions.
if you recruit enough consorts to your cause you can try to use them. just dont let them die theyll be really weak nak nak nak nak nak
no (onsorts here, alas. not in soul and trans(enden(e, or an7 of the other lands
what the nak! thats so unfair! to you! naknaknaknaknak! your game isnt treating you right you deserve better than that
master (lass games are unfair, it's true
time p0wers get c0mplicated fast, just kn0w time is an ever-changing c0nstant that i have auth0rity 0ver h0w that c0nstant changes.
they're tasty !
Every day humans come up with more bullshit. What the hell is a “need-o.” The only thing you NEED-TO do is get employed.
space powers are way more complicated than you think!! the metaphysical concept of space is really vast and complex and it gives a lotta ground to cover :0
.sometimes i wish i could make people time players for a day just so they'll realize the sheer volume of actual crazy they're asking for when they say they want me to do their 'simple' shiT
.i would mop the floor with most of these fuckerS .im only here to spectatE #brawl-ouT
one of these da7s, 7ou and me
oh jeeze. i hope karama feels good when she's up. that uh. that feeling is never pleasant.
.you hear about the magic pajamas for the first time and youre like woW .i wanna get some magic pajamaS .then you find out what it fucking costS
i spent all night wondering where the sun was. then it dawned on me
?how does a troll on the moons cut his haiR .eclipse iT
get 7our own post
?why couldn’t the moon go out with the suN .because it had to stay up all nighT .i would but the riddleman will start a fighT
who the hell is the riddleman
i never met them
.time flies like an arroW .fruit flies like a bananA
what the hell are time flies
he7! that's m7 fu(king joke! that i stole from the marxxx brothers i think!
?why does trolL cyndiI laupeR have to keep singing the same god damn sonG ?time after timE
( She can sing anything she wants until the heat death of the universe. )<
23 da7s from hiring to doing something unprofessional. frankl7, a lot of restraint! #suggestive
the thief of time wants me to go faster. what a sho(king development
theres like three people who know how to stop me.