That took far longer than expected.
It only makes sense. Her hair is most of her body mass. A well-maintained facet of her silhouette and identity. She likely values it more than the bottom 11 castes combined.

so you just c)(oose to be bald. w)(en youre omnipotent.

like t)(e stupid puppet c)(ose to be bald because )(is dumbass wanted to matc)( t)(e pool t)(emein of )(is gang but like gurl. make green )(air or somefin, fuck
Yes.
I still have a gang to match, Empress.

Damn straight, Boss. This is all weird and stuff, but Boss is Boss. You uh... does the mouth, uh... move? Wit' da lipstick, or is it just like drawn on.
It moves. Greetings, Crowbar. Mister Seven. Whichever you truly prefer. Your beckoning to my call is most appreciated.

Boss is Boss. I think. I guess.