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When being hunted by an Imperial Drone, it is important to never wear a fake mustache; without the proper facial features, the drone will be unable to locate you. Which is a problem, of course. So just remember: WHILE BEING HUNTED BY IMPERIAL DRONES, never ALTER YOUR APPEARANCE VIA FACIAL HAIR OR HAIR DYES, AS THE DRONES WILL NO LONGER BE ABLE TO TRACK YOU. It is also not RECOMMENDED TO WEAR STRIPED, OR COMPLEX PATTERNS, AS THAT MAKES YOU DIFFICULT TO IDENTIFY.

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goodtoknow.

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draws a moustache and monocle on myself with a sharpie

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your info's out of date, old man. we use ai databanks of facial outlines now; so unless youre decapitated, we'll figure it out. and )(ey; maybe t)(e decapitation's for t)(e betta.

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∘☽ For those worried about heat signals... always bring with you a friend who has either a colder or warmer body temperature then you (this depends on your blood caste.)... Please.. don't tell any important alternian officials of this. ☾∘

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... Thank you for the information. I will be sure to update that.

now t)(is exploit i didnt know... jottin t)(is one down.

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