♦ pitied by @countryyLadyy

@TIPSYNEKOGNOSTALGIC HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/4AA463C194AB.PNG I MADE IT MY FUCKING BANNER I COMPLETED THE DARE NOW WHERES MY HOTTED DOG FROM TROLL 7/11, IM STILL WEEPING OVER THE THEFT OF MY HOTTED DOGGERY, WOE BE UPON THE FUCKING HEATED OOBLONG TUBE MEAT THIEF! #SUGGESTIVE??

I’d reckon so. *____ + 50 Above 5’5” fee
AND WHY THE HELL ARE WE ASSUMING I'M LONELY JUST BECAUSE I HAD A PERTINENT FUCKING QUESTION ON THE NUG? DOES THERE REALLY HAVE TO BE SOME SORT OF PITHY DOUBLE-MEANING BEHIND ALL THE SHIT I DO. BECAUSE YOU ASSUMING THERE IS ONE DOESN'T MEAN IT EXISTS. JUST LIKE THIS MYTHOLOGICALLY NORMAL PERSON YOU'RE CLAIMING TO BE IN THE MOST OBLIQUE TERMS POSSIBLE.

Who could have *possibly* guessed that when Tyzias said she’d close her eyes for just a tick, “no for real this time,” she meant pass out so thoroughly she’s practically become inanimate. I’m going to have to go find the airhorn again after all.

a lot of people get a little surprised by it. trust me i'm sure it's a good feeling :D

