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8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > Did you know shar% have hemipenes? Aka, two dic%? 8=l < Answer: 8=l < Why 8=l < W001d you think I'd want to know this

8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > What's your favorite type of ancient horse or horse adjacent creature? 8=l < Answer: 8=l < Mesohippus 8=l < They've very similar to a modern horse 8=l < But they have three hooved toes on each foot instead of just one 8=l < And I think it's adorable

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8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > What's your favorite type of modern horse and why? 8=l < Answer: 8=l < The Shire 8=l < They're huge, strong, beautifoal 8=l < Attractive beasts 8=l < They're smart and can do any job you ta% them with 8=l < I modeled my horse self after them 8=l < With modifications of course to suit the tastes of others 8=l < They're a picture of e%cellence

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8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > Who w001d you rather be stuck in a room with for an e%tended period of time, your Nitram or Megido? 8=l < Answer: 8=l < Megido 8=l < At least she's straightforward with what she wants from me

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8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > Sheep, Llamas, or Alpacas? 8=l < Answer: 8=l < Hmm 8=l < They all have their merits 8=l < But a sheep won't spit at me if I 100k at one wrong 8=l < So that is my choice

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8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > So. How many of your lovers have more than one bulge, huh? 8=l < Answer: 8=l < Two

8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > How much milk do you have now 8=l < Anonymous Commented: > prances like a sweet newborn foal in the establishment 8=l < Answer: 8=l < I appreciate the prancing greatly 8=l < Five gallons were given to me, and we keep more milk at home 8=l < We turned some of it into ice cream

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8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > Ever given oral to someone with multiple bulges befoal? 8=l < Answer: 8=l < Shockingly 8=l < As of last night, yes 8=l < It was interesting and fun

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8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > So, do you have any romantic feelings for your Serket? 8=l < Answer: 8=l < Goodness no 8=l < One can platonically feel rage towards another individ001 8=l < Platonically make threats 8=l < And platonically act upon them 8=l < I feel bitterness towards her 8=l < But breaking her face gave me catharsis I needed 8=l < She's been healed and I repaired her glasses 8=l < We were only ever friends

8=l < @typifiedArbitrament a%ed: > WH47 1F W3 CL1M83D 4 7HR33 7W0G37H3R 8=l < Answer: 8=l < I w001d love to climb a tree with you, Moros

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8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > fav thing to make? 8=l < Answer: 8=l < That is a great question 8=l < I am act001ly e%tremely fond of making glass sculptures 8=l < They push me to my limits 8=l < Glass melts at 2000 degrees and gloves impair my fine movements so I have to mold while bare handed 8=l < How often have I set myself ablaze because I wasn't wearing fireproof clothing 8=l < My hands are so strong I can snap bones if I squeeze too hard 8=l < So to make delicate thin sculptures tests my %ills and control in a tangible way that I can admire and show off

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8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > uuuh hay buddy what's your beef with serket 8=l < Answer: 8=l < I was shackled for /four thousand years/ 8=l < Unable to leave my home 8=l < I am the ugly god, you know? 8=l < The craftsman no one pays mind to 8=l < Very few came to see me 8=l < Sometimes there w001d be decades between people speaking to me physically 8=l < There is no level of comprehension you c001d possess to understand that kind of loneliness 8=l < And she watched 8=l < Watched as I paced, watched as I drowned, watched everything I did 8=l < Stopped me from killing myself but gods forbid she gave ...Read more

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8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > Can we see that maker's mark up close? You don't really show it off in your pictures. 8=l < Answer: 8=l < Not shire why you think I W001D do that 8=l < But yes I can, here

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8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > Tell us an embarassing story about one of your lovers! 8=l < Answer: 8=l < My maker's mark is a horse member resting upon laurels 8=l < I put it on all of my creations 8=l < It refle% a sculpture I found during my time in the game 8=l < It was artful to me at the time... 8=l < Regardless 8=l < I made a cochlear implant for %oey 8=l < Which had this mark pressed into the large side of it 8=l < She thought it was a cute fly trap due to the size not making it obvious 8=l < I had to break it to her that it wasn't a fly trap

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8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > why do you make your own clothes instead of buying them 8=l < Answer: 8=l < I have a tendency to rip them 8=l < Can't rip if they're made sturdy to begin with

8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > How much can you squat? 8=l < Answer: 8=l < Great question 8=l < A lot

8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > who has the biggest bulge of your quads 8=l < Answer: 8=l < I do 8=l < I am not discussing my lovers' bulges without their consent 8=l < Ne%t question

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8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > So how many of your love interests and quads have you act001ly managed to bed? Which one of them is best in the sack? 8=l < Answer: 8=l < Depends on how you define bedding them 8=l < I've been sx%001 with all four 8=l < They are all very different e%periences and I'm not interested in defining which one is "best" ((OOC: Eirene. No cap.))

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8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > Ever do cat petplay se% with Meulin? 8=l < Answer: 8=l < ... Yes 8=l < A couple of times 8=l < But it's me she likes to put the ears on

8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > Are you larger than your partners? If so, does this pose issues when intimate? 8=l < Answer: 8=l < I am larger than all of my partners 8=l < I am si% nine 8=l < Hoofever the size difference isn't grand 8=l < Kronos is si% si%, %oey is si% three 8=l < Moros and Eirene are on the shorter side of five foot 8=l < Moros and I haven't gotten that far just yet 8=l < But Eirene has had no troubles stabling my stallion 8=l < And none have had issues with me due to size 8=l < The largest issue is reaching to kiss 8=l < And I just put them where I want them when I want to kiss t...Read more

8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > you wanna fuck bull? he clearly thirsts you. what do you think of him 8=l < Answer: 8=l < Erm 8=l < He is 8=l < Very attractive yes 8=l < But he reminds me of things I'd rather not revisit 8=l < While I'm happy to manetain a friendship with him 8=l < We will not be romantic or sx%001 in nature 8=l < It w001d not only be an insult to my lovers 8=l < But it w001d twist something rancid in my chest to touch one that 100% like 8=l < Someone I once cared about 8=l < In that way 8=l < Our relationship is about mut001 interests and technology

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8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > you fuck in pale? 8=l < Answer: 8=l < It is something that was heavily frowned on in our society 8=l < As such it was a large taboo to engage in 8=l < And that... aroused me 8=l < I kept it a secret back when things still seemed like they mattered 8=l < But they don't matter anymore 8=l < Beforan policy doesn't touch me anymore 8=l < Yes I pail in pale 8=l < It's simply another way to emotionally bond with a romantic partner

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8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > who gives you best head 8=l < Answer: 8=l < It is 8=l < Inaccurate for me to answer this 8=l < Because only one of my partners has done this 8=l < The answer is %oey by default 8=l < With that in mind

8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > aren't you god tier? doesn't that reset damage to the body if you die 8=l < Answer: 8=l < Believe me 8=l < I tried

8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > not a sinday question, what did happen to your legs bro 8=l < Answer: 8=l < The cas001 answer I give is that I fell off a mountain 8=l < When I'm slightly more spiteful I say I was pushed 8=l < But the truth is I was protecting Hera from Zeus and he gripped me by the throat in his rage and flung me from Olympus himself 8=l < Hitting the ground foot first at terminal velocity after a day of falling shattered my leg bones to stardust 8=l < Even a god can only withstand so much damage 8=l < I like the new legs better anyway

8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > Top or bottom? Both? 8=l < Answer: 8=l < Easily both 8=l < Though I am us001ly a serviceable top 8=l < Often depends on if my prostheti% are attached too as I do not have enough leg to top without them

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8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > how sloppy does that se% get given youre already starting out wet as hell 8=l < Answer: 8=l < Not holding back with the first question I see 8=x < Um 8=l < It can get 8=l < Yeah 8=l < Sloppy is a good word for it 8=l < My current partners don't mind though 8=l < They accept it as part of coupling with me 8=) < The sweat may be the least sloppy part of the whole process though

8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > how do you feel about maids? like, in general? or as specific as you want? 8=l < Answer: 8=l < One of you will come off anon one of these days 8=l < As for the question 8=l < I am ambivalent 8=l < I don't have a strong preference for the genre 8=l < I had servants on Beforus and on Olympus 8=l < Cleanliness is important 8=l < But for the more... moe side of costume maids 8=l < I think the outfits can be very very cute 8=l < Maid cafes are very cute 8=l < I have a dress of my own even 8=l < I enjoy the way ruffles 100k against thick muscular arms 8=l < And I enjoy th...Read more

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8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > you know stallion wants you to fuck him right 8=l < Answer: 8=l < I am aware. 8=l < What happens with those desires is our business 8=l < I laid down my e%pectations of our relationship 8=l < And they were accepted 8=l < Please, leave my poor devotee alone 8=l < He has done nothing to deserve malice or taunting

8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > tf is aegosx%001 8=l < Answer: 8=l < It means when it comes to arousal my thoughts tend to linger on others without myself involved in the process 8=l < As an e%ample I'll think of my mates pailing each other instead of me 8=l < There's overlap with some personal preferences too 8=l < It's a form of se%-positive asx%001ity

8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > Dick Diesel is the term of the day 8=l < Answer: 8=l < Stop

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8=l < @freddyFazbear a%ed: > hor hor horhor hor, horhor hor horhor? 8=l < Answer: 8=l < Hrg

8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > Tell us the truth, do you fuck anything weird. We know you Zahha% aren't normal 8=l < Answer: 8=x < I hate this question 8=l < I also don't have the same definition of weird as you do 8=l < Um 8=l < A select few of my automatons are designed to 8=l < You know 8=l < Be penetrated 8=l < And have a tank designed to process slurry as a biofuel so that I do not need to clean much 8=l < The, uh, larger ones in partic001ar benefit from the e%cess fuel

8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > Why do you pretend to not be a slut 8=l < Answer: 8=x < Wow 8=x < Okay so 8=x < Wow 8=x < I am not 8=x < Just because I like 8=x < Get out of my inbo%

8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > i yearn to meet up with you someday 8=l < Answer: 8=l < Why yearn 8=l < Just a% 8=l < I will meet most people 8=l < I'm free on Tuesday

8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > What about that bronze Zahhak girl? What's the deal with her? 8=l < Answer: 8=l < That's Iphigenia 8=l < She is... technically... my daughter 8=l < She's from twenty one years in the future 8=l < The girl I have is still an egg that hasn't hatched yet 8=l < But her birthday is in September, so soon enough 8=l < She was created when I neutered Zeus and threw his genitals into my forge to burn 8=l < The fires of my divine forge grant life and Zeus' genitals are rather potent 8=l < More potent than anticipated 8=l < I chose to rescue the egg so that my apprentices didn't ...Read more

8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > So what's up with that Stallion guy? Isn't it weird to be romancing your dancestor? 8=l < Answer: 8=l < I've only known the term dancestor for a few wee% 8=l < It doesn't feel weird to me 8=l < But that may simply be my troll sensibilities dominating 8=l < I'm aware how humans feel about b100d ties 8=l < This being said 8=l < Romance was a fleeting thought 8=l < There have been many other fleeting thoughts 8=l < But they've fled, as it's not what's needed in this relationship 8=l < He is my devotee, a worshipper 8=l < As a god is my right to have such people in my lif...Read more

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8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > Didn't you cheat with Rufioh? Or something like that? 8=l < Answer: 8=l < I have not seen Rufioh in five or si% thousand years 8=l < He is a name and an aching memory 8=l < But as far as the cheating is concerned 8=l < He is the one who cheated 8=l < I was under the impression he and Damara were separated when we flipped from pitch to flush 8=l < He did not tell me the truth, and he hid the truth from her as well 8=l < While I'll neighver know if Damara knew this or not, she targeted me as the problem 8=l < She succeeded in killing me for a crime I didn't know I committ...Read more

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8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > What's the quad situation? 8=l < Answer: 8=l < Officially I only have one quadrant, Kronos (@cascadingAccent) fills my pitch 8=l < Hoofever I have other interests, and they're all aware so I won't beat around the bale about it 8=l < Moros (@typifiedArbitrament) I fell pale for a few wee% after reconnecting 8=l < He's such a pitiful troll and I've enjoyed taking care of him 8=l < It gives me purpose 8=l < He's taken to 100king after me in return 8=l < I hadn't intended on doing anything with %oey, my Leijon, as our moiraillegence wasn't healthy in the game 8=l < But meet...Read more

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8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > Why were you shackled? You mentioned that a few times. What does that mean? 8=l < Answer: 8=l < It is meant in a literal sense 8=l < Zeus commissioned me to make chains strong enough to hold Atlas himself under the guise of containing a titan 8=l < Then shackled me by magical means with them to the roof of my forge room so that I may neighver leave my palace 8=l < Mnemosyne took away my memory of the whole event so I didn't know who made the chains or why I'd been shackled 8=l < I was trapped for around four thousand years 8=l < People c001d come, but often didn't 8=l < ...Read more

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8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > What's the deal with that red Ampora boy? Aren't they us001ly violets? He's a bit of an asshole, isn't he? 8=l < Answer: 8=l < I'm sure you're referring to @necromanticHealing 8=l < He's Kronos's son, which makes him an Ampora 8=l < That doesn't mean he needs to be violet 8=l < He's my nephew (adopted) 8=l < He may have a gruff e%terior but he's a sweet boy 8=l < He wor% on a sea ship as a mediculler 8=l < He's a very talented healer 8=l < I do a% you respect him, as he's a demigod 8=l < Even if he wasn't, he deserves respect

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8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > What's the best and worst things you've ever gotten as an offering? 8=l < Answer: 8=l < The best things by far are always creations 8=l < I'm tickled when a crafter puts their time, effort, and love into a design only to give it to me 8=l < I used to collect and display these offerings 8=l < I may do so again with my freedom but I find most people don't call upon me in the modern age as they did in days past 8=l < The very worst was a fellow who sacrificed dead livestock to me 8=l < I think he gravely misunderstood my interests 8=l < I made sure he neighver forgot afterw...Read more

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8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > Do you indulge in the prey urge to be eaten? 8=l < Answer: 8=l < Perhaps

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8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > Hay buddy, are you an ass man or a tits man? 8=l < Answer: 8=x < Uum, that's a rather 100d question, don't you think? 8=l < But if I must answer, then the answer is both 8=l < When you're so strong you can cause injury on accident just by breathing 8=l < You tend to 100k for ways to grab a person that causes minimal internal damage 8=l < I like all forms of squish on a body 8=l < Breasts or bottom, tummy or thighs, muscle or mass 8=l < At least I know when I leave a bruise, the bruise is the only damage I've caused 8=l < And it gives me breathing room to squish as I lik...Read more

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8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > What is that circle symbol on your hammer 8=l < Answer: 8=l < A horse penis resting on a laurel 8=l < I had created it as a subtle way to reach out in hopes my sessionmates w001d find me 8=l < One Zeus w001dn't know to interfere with 8=l < All of my creations have this mark 8=l < It event001ly did the job as Kronos and Eirene came to my forge 8=l < A day I won't forget https://forms.gle/LB1jbuAJKdVmQ78w9 #nsfw #maybe #heph-a%s

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8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > Siiiiiiiiigh. Tell us about god Aranea since she whined about being left out 8=l < Answer: 8=l < There are nine i's and that will annoy her 8=l < Good 8=l < She was born into the Norse pantheon as Odin 8=l < She crippled herself by shattering her blade into familiars and losing one 8=l < And she's watched the rest of us through the eyes of those familiars 8=l < Taking care of us in her own way 8=l < But she's finally come out of hiding 8=l < Some are quite fond of her 8=l < I'm angry that she knew I was alone and neighver reached to me 8=l < Maybe we weren't close but...Read more

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8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > does your chest feel tight? 8=l < Answer: 8=l < Sometimes 8=l < Why do you a% https://forms.gle/LB1jbuAJKdVmQ78w9 #heph-a%s

8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > Tell us about god Cronus! 8=l < Answer: 8=l < Kronos is unfortunate that his god name is so similar to his true name 8=l < He's a titan and I like the face he makes when I call him my grandfather 8=l < Such adept disgust even if there's no act001 relation 8=l < It's delicious when his lip curls enough to show fang 8=l < He's gotten quite mellow in his time 8=l < He's gained many children and it eats his time so thoroughly 8=l < Neighver thought Ampora w001d be a good lusus but he's raised fine children 8=l < I also enjoy flinging him a% the room into the p001 while he's...Read more

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8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > Soooo, what about god Kankri? What can you tell us about him?? 8=l < Answer: 8=l < He holds the Spring in his hands 8=l < Eirene has had a troubling life this time around 8=l < We were kept so close but wrenched apart by Zeus 8=l < His wanderings were the cause of me being shackled to my forge for thousands of years 8=l < I w001d neighver blame him though 8=l < The fault is wholly with Zeus 8=l < We were unaware we were reborn into the same pantheon 8=l < He's been made sick and we're working on fighting for his health 8=l < I miss his voice 8=l < He doesn't ramble in...Read more

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8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > wait hold on a%ing about the wrong god troll. MEULIN. whats she like? 8=l < Answer: 8=l < She's gotten... wow 8=l < She came to us pregnant 8=l < It had neighver occurred to me how much our bodies c001d change as our new identities 8=l < She's a lot more... she's a goddess of fertility and it shows, let me say 8=l < She's so sweet and she's matured greatly 8=l < I had worried a lot about meeting her again as our moiraillegence during the game hadn't been... a healthy match let's say 8=l < Nor wholly genuine at least to start 8=l < But she trampled all of my doubts with ...Read more

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