
🐎 Hephaestus Zahhak
@craftsmanToxophilite
Beforan, Greek The Thetical Inventor God of Fire and Forge He/Him The horse in the banner is me. Commission Carrd: https://hephs-cult.carrd.co/# --- GODSTUCK AU OOC Acct: @toxicToxophilite

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THE CRAVING FOR ANYTHING APPLE RELATED IS AN ANNOYING ONE, IT LOOKS LIKE I’M GOING TO THE FUCKING STORE. I’D GO ‘DOES ANYONE ELSE WANT ANYTHING’ BUT I’M ONLY SHOPPING FOR MYSELF.

--E√ I love my 1x3dent. I alchemized my original culling fork with a prop Maulcraft trident and the motherglubber spawns a lightning strike on whatever I hit now. Returns to my hand, too.

:33< t33h33 :33< *the mighty huntress drowns mew cutely*

--E√ What if I hosted a pool party? I've never hosted one of those Chitʇr events before, but it sounds fun.
8=l < Making a metric ton of cheesy pasta and I am not sharing 8=l < Especially not with Mituna
8=l < Google how to get dirty thoughts off the mind 8=l < Like wow

OH MY GOG, PEOPLE JUST WANT TO RUIN THE MOOD FOR NO REASON, IT MAKES NO SENSE.
Is the purple blood cult a closed religion? Cuz evwen if I don’t believwe in it, you purple bloods are fucking hot #suggestivwe So I’m not opposed to joining #ProbablyOffendedSomeoneVWithThis #Oops #PurpleBloodsHavweFatAsses
so )(ow many a u are actually employed


