Hephaestus Zahhak
@craftsmanToxophilite
GODSTUCK AU - Hephaestus / Greek Mythology God of Fire and Forge He/Him ♥️ @composedGrievances ♦️ @typifiedArbitrament ♠️ @cascadingAccent OOC: @toxicToxophilite
(°. h𖦹w d𖦹 y𖦹u st𖦹p c𖦹ughing up bl𖦹𖦹d .°) (°. #g𖦹re .°)
8=l < Are you bleeding or did you drink too much
an acciden+al nap. occurred.
8=l < Clearly you needed it
need. perhaps. bu+ i+ has +hrown a wrench. in my plans for +he evening.
8=l < I have also been there
8=l < My kult surpassed ten thousand and I have fifty followers 8=l < Sh001d I celebrate this 8=l < How
the people are asking for you to give phuntr guynax 450 caegars
8=l < That is like five dollars 8=l < I can do that
8=l < But I have decided I don't want to, so leave
need someone dead? need someone to make you a sandwich? need someone to knock your teeth in? need someone to use to get off? need a vessel to possess? whatever it is, i will do it. thats my purpose. https://forms.gle/53tfViPP6g4T3giz5
8=l < I'd a% you to make me a sandwich but I feel you w001d poison it
thered be no point unless you asked me to. what do you want on your sandwich.
8=l < Cheese, lettuce, egg, mayo
will be delivered 5 minutes from now to the darkest room in your place of residence.
8=l < Thank you 8=l < I am currently in the underworld and this place tends to be dark anyway
8=l < Between ~ATH and my magic I can make my creations do quite literally anything
8=l < E%cept make teleporters that hook up to the transportalizer system 8=l < Skiatech is something else
"= i thought that's like, step one of post game technological discovery. what gives. even. i have that. ="
8=l < We were ripped off
*tzzk* Unsure if I. Get attached too easily. Or if I am. Simply correct for enjoying people's company. Maybe I am. An extrovert. Ha. Ha. That is a joke. But I do like people. *sskh*
8=l < There is nothing wrong with enjoying the company of others
8=l < I feel I am also making friends 8=l < Isolation is woefoally familiar to me as well
8=l < Someone mediated my language chitt 8=l < They are clearly upset that I am smarter than they
wait no that was a missclick
8=l < Ah 8=l < It happens 8=l < In this case I apologize for my assumption
no it's chill, sorry that i meditated it lol-
8=l < It's all good
8=l < I have a translation device installed in my goggles 8=l < But I w001d like to know more languages 8=l < A lot of the ones I know are archaic and no longer in use today 8=l < Or at least not the diale% I know 8=l < I am familiar with some Beforan language 8=l < The common tongue, some Eastern tongue, some southern 8=l < I am familiar with both ancient and modern Greek 8=l < I am familiar with Italian 8=l < I am familiar with various ancient languages such as old English 8=l < I know Beforan Sign Language 8=l < I am learning American Sign 8=l < I am learning Modern English 8=l < I am learning Common Alternian 8=l < Most of my sessionamtes got the badge that allows them to speak any language 8=l < But I was unfortunate enough to tier near the end of our session and did not get the chance 8=l < All languages I know I learned the hard way
8=l < I Have spent some five thousand years on this planet 8=l < You can learn a great many things in that amount of time
8=l < Divine immortality comes with unending longevity 8=l < Unless I am killed I will be here to see the fall of humanity
its REALLY late some of us better hit the hay soon,,, 👀👀
8=l < The hay doesn't deserve physical assault
oh,, i apologize to the hay,, I should’ve consider the hay feelings 🥹
8=l < Thank you
Ah one of my favorite yaoi dynamics of all time, evil power bottom and dumb but well meaning service top.
@typifiedArbitrament 8=l < Is this our dynamic
I have been born,, heh,, now greet me nicely,,
8=l < Hello