♠ hated by @craftsmanToxophilite
puppet pussy is best when you tear it into the foam forehead instead and fill that with organs and blood for lubricant and texture. #nsfw #puppet #nsfwe #gore #guro
We make a g9rge9us purple. <3 #NSFW #9urSlurryMixing #InCaseAny9neWasC9nfused
The after-date sex was a 69nus t99. Smashing success, I’d say. #NSFW
Much fun, punching a wwwwvall alwwwwvays makes me feel better
sure, doll... haha... you always say the funn1est th1ngs...
IS THIS ABOUT THE SELFIE OR THE CAT?
d*mn! damz h1d t1nkerbull aga1n wh1le 1 wasn't look1ng. 1 hope the l1l guy's alr1ght, he startles easy. espec1ally w1th her...
If I could have any wish I would make everyone have transparent skin that hurts all the time.
I want to see your organs squirm around inside.
and im just gulpin
oh you use the emoticons thats so cute
I've been so out of it today. Head almost no longer hurty. Have I missed anything relevant? Candy Corn beat Crunch and goes through. Tonight's #CandyBrawl pits: Twizzlers (Red reacts) vs. Sour Patch Kids (black reacts)
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:33< they love it!
:33< my latest invention the horse steampurr :33< it puprrns horses into steam
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Last matchup of the first round, after Tootsie Rolls somehow cleaned house over Almond Joy: Smarties (red reacts) VS. Pop rocks (black reacts) #candybrawl
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I see. Well this was enlightening, thank you so very much for your knowledge.
Sadly for me, Whoppers didn't stand a chance. Butterfinger moves on. Up next: Milk Duds (red reacts) VS Twizzlers (black reacts)
the race between gummy bears and Nesté Crunch was tied in the end, so my deciding vote goes for Crunch. Next up: Whoppers (red reacts) VS. Butterfinger (black reacts) #candybrawl
Vote for a costume. Heart for Quicksilver, Pity for Dick Grayson, Meditate for Johnny Silverhand and Hate for Black Cat (don’t pick her). It should be in order.
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[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- 屮Ⱥ♱☪︎ⴵ ♱ⴵƗΣ ΣⴵƗ♱. -- [-∊mpyr-∊ȺnΣȺpΩ♱ⴵ-∊ΩΣƗΣ ⴵȺΣ Σ-∊n♱ Ⱥ vƗd-∊Ω!] -- [Ɨ♱ ƗΣ ♱ⴵȺ♱ Ωf Ⱥ brƗ-∊f, 20 Σ-∊☪︎Ωnd ☪︎lƗp Ωf Ⱥ ΣmȺll ♱r-∊bu☪︎ⴵ-∊♱ flƗngƗng Ⱥ jug Ωf mƗl|⟨ Ɨn♱Ω 屮ⴵȺ♱ lΩΩ|⟨Σ ♱Ω b-∊ ΣΩm-∊Ωn-∊'Σ lȺ屮n, lȺndƗng 屮Ɨ♱ⴵ Ⱥ ⴵ-∊Ⱥvy ƗmpȺ☪︎♱ Ⱥnd ΣplȺ♱, mƗl|⟨ b-∊Ɨng blΩ屮n -∊v-∊ry屮ⴵ-∊r-∊ Ⱥnd Σ♱ȺƗnƗng Ⱥny♱ⴵƗng ȺrΩund Ɨ♱.] -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
We have our first technical tie for #candybrawl, so as the sole tiebreaker, I will give it to 3 Musketeers. This first matchup of the day is a doozy. Two classics in their own right. Hershey's Bar (Red reacts) VS. KitKat (Black reacts)
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its finally COCKto8er 🍆🎃 so u know what that means 👀👅 Dick sucking awareness month 😯🙆♂️👅 🎃 IT'S TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 8Y A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉ASS😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 🧑❤️💋🧑DRACULA💉 DICK🍆💦 Ha ha ha !! !! !! !!
ITS FINALLY CᛟCKTᛟᛒEᚱ 🍆🎃 Sᛟ U KNᛟW WᚺAT TᚺAT ᛗEANS 👀👅 DICK SUCKING AWAᚱENESS ᛗᛟNTᚺ 😯🙆♂️👅 🎃 IT'S TIME Tᛟ GET ☠️SPᛟᛟKY💀 👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 ᛒY A 💀SKELETᛟN 💀SᚺᛟVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CᛟᚱN🍬 IN YᛟUᚱ👉ASS😽 AND 🙅DᛟNT🙅♂️ FᛟᚱGET Tᛟ SUCK😩🙌 SᛟME 🧑❤️💋🧑DᚱACULA💉 DICK🍆💦 ᚺA ᚺA ᚺA!!!! #NSFW
Much to my personal chagrin, Swedish Fish falls to the most unlikely rival in the battle of the animal-shaped gummies, letting Percy Pigs through to the next round. Today's battle pits two gas station classics: Payday (red reacts) VS. Twix (black reacts) Which caramelly goodness is going to reign supreme?
Anti horse beam.
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(=^・。・)< CRONUS AMPURA - SEME OR UKE? LETS GO UKE! (=^＾∇＾)ﾉ♪< LETS TACO ABOUT IT!!! (◕ᴥ◕^=)< on this episode of #magestage (ʃƪ=^＾3＾)< WITH M333333 (=^. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)< all mew n33d to know about cronus ampura and his role in a boyxboy setting (◕ᴥ◕^=)< this article will contain the following content #nsfw #noncon #cnc #cronusampora #hypnosis #mindbreak #dombreaking ♪ヽ(･ˇ∀ˇ･^=ゞ)< CRONUS IS A SPECTACLE! EVERYONE KNOWS OF THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND!!! (=^◠‿・)< and oh isnt he a SENSITIVE thing ᕙ(=^☉ਊ☉)ᕗ< BUT HES A MAN. AND HE WILL NOT LET MEW FURGET (゜o゜;^=)< but what do we do about a character like this when we want him to be a juliet to our romeo? the hole to our pole? the dirk to our jake? (=^⊙_◎)< some mages of heart s33 this as an easy mischaracterization loophole! (◕દ◕^=)< fudge his personality a bit yknow? ⊂(・▽・^=⊂)< and this works with some cronii! not all fit such a tight mold! (=^ ❛ ᴗ ❛.)< however when i write cronus i think of him as a stock photo! imagine a stock image of cronus! all the basic traits! goregle show me an insecure violet man with hair gel! 🤔^=< so what is there to do k33ping true to the average cronus? (=^◔‿◔)< beat on the tough guy (◕ᴥ◕^=)< hes sensitive, insecure, *manipulatable* (=^. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)< in one of my favorite cronus based ships, cronus takes the pillow princess role fur kurloz after much mind manipulation (＾3＾^=♪< the sw33t tune of someone who is going to tolerate mew when no one else will (=^◔###◔)< I S33 MEWR D33PEST FANTASIES AND HAVE YET TO TURN AWAY, DOES THAT NOT SAY SOMETHING AMPORA? (=^＾∇＾)ﾉ♪< AAAAH! SO LOVELY! (◕દ◕^=)< well thats with a dominant man, what about someone of average dominance? someone who could switch? what if we still want the target to take on the submissive role? (=^＾∇＾)ﾉ♪< lets do humiliation! (◕ᴥ◕^=)< mituna captor is the best at humiliation! mew either grow enraged or horny! (=^◠‿・)< mew know which cronus is (=^⊙_◎)< there may be problematic slur usage here #casteplay? (◕દ◕^=)< well meulin, what about kankri vantas? as the most submissive man ever? the most virgin broken man in all of paradox fiction? (っ=^˘з(˘⌣˘ )< hush my beloved reader *licks mew seductively* (=^⊙_◎)< now this is where we have to mischaracterize someone... but its okay... (゜o゜^=;)< its naughty (=^⊙_◎)< we n33d sexy professor dom PC principal kankri 🤤^=< that boy n33ds the PADDLE (゜o゜^=;)< kankri. leaving him begging. fur mercy. ♪ヽ(･ˇ∀ˇ･ゞ)< AAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! (=^◔‿◔)< its beautiful... (ʃƪ=^＾3＾)< AND THIS CONCLUDES PART ONE OF OUR CRONUS SERIES AND THE FIRST EPISODE OF #MAGESTAGE!
like this post for dog hate this post for dog pitty this post for dog meditate this post for dog
:33< *the mighty huntress smiles :33< *the mighty huntress starts booking it towards the campurra*
THIS IS NOTHING TO ME.
Feeling cute might eat a horse
/𝐋owk gay 𝐋o𝐋
Wait I got it Kills Junior blast-
that one specifically needs to go. i feel you, bro.
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i think i just might. zz;*
nevw palmhusk, vwho dis? ;)
One of those ru88er chicken squeakers so that you make a horri8le sound when squeezed.
no this is real.
I WONDER. IF HE WOULD LIKE. TO BE TUGGED AT.
[ TRANSLATION ] ` VERY EASY TO BOTHER HIM. ` :)
!remindYou the problem with being remind bot is that there is no one who truly hates it π,π; the only hates it can recall are from when it said it feels nice for it to get hates... #pitchyearning
masquerade fit vwithout the mask, i just looked too good not to shovw ewveryone. hot guy problems, thems the breaks.
:33< *the mighty huntress puts on a mask and when she takes it off her face is gone*
zz;3 i am one of the superior cronii, yes. remind me to bite you vwhen you get bach home. <3<
you cant spell advertisement without semen between the tits #suggestive
oh fuck you ♠
vwoefully? closest? heph, i VWAS royalty on beforus. mostly because she of the sentient hair made me peixes moirail since there vwere too many vwiolets for color to immediately equal royalty, but i technically vwas.
HERE WE GO AGAIN! Ain’t this a kick in the head. ——[Lady Temora Kalnia has uploaded a video]—— (The recording starts and once again the camera finds itself outside a window looking into another room, it’s different this time though. It looks like a dedicated torture room and sat dead square in the middle of it in a chair was @tipsyGenostalgic in another one of those “God Breaker Collars” from before. “You see dearies. Shooting at me is not something one should do. It always and I do mean always ends like this.” Temora can be seen walking into the room and grabbing a crowbar off the wall. Her mouth moves as says something inaudible to the camera then smashes the crowbar against Roxy’s knee. She follows this up with multiple savage strikes across their body and head before leaving the room and returning to behind the camera once more. “Karma dagger whoever you are, I’m going to send you their fingers, be ready!” Then the recording cuts.)) #violence #gore #cw-torture #cw-kidnapping
HELLO EVERYONE! PLEASE ENJOY THE DEMONSTRATION OF CLOCKWORK INC’S NEWEST PRODUCT! THE GOD BREAKER COLLAR! ——[Lady Temora Kalnia has uploaded a video]—— ((The video starts with a camera being pointed at @uprootedGarden in an empty room wearing a large, technologically advanced looking collar of some kind and has had their robotic arm removed. The collar is clearly heavy and uncomfortable as Laika is clawing at it with their biological arm. The recording just shows this happening for a few moments before Temora speaks up “Here Dearies, we can see the pacified Laika Harley, unable to actually escape her confinement! In a moment I’m going to walk down into there and beat the brakes off of them to prove to you how effective these collars are!” And then Temora enters the room laika is in and shouts something indistinctive at them, that makes laika lunge at her and Temora slams Laika to the floor with a single jaw breaking cane swipe that echos loud enough for the camera in the other room to pick up. She takes a few swings with her cane at the now downed laika’s legs before coming back into the other room and pointing the camera back at herself “AS YOU CAN SEE DEARIES! BY THE BLOOD ON MY FACE, THESE SO CALLED GODS AREN’T AS POWERFUL AS THEY’D HAVE YOU BELIEVE! They’re weak without their powers and that’s what we plan to show the multiverse at large, have a good one!” The recording then cuts.)) #violence #gore #cw-torture
print("you are no fun")
yeah...1 know. #d1rectpost1ng
dang...maybe 1 should uh...hookup w1th a troll...1've uh been d1stanc1ng myself from uh...dat1ng and hookups due to uh...reasons but 1 dunno 1 th1nk...hav1ng another phys1cal body next to me would be uh...at least a l1ttle therapeut1c. #suggest1ve #th1nk1ng-out-loud #probably-w1ll-sleep-1t-off
I didn't assume anything!
bangarang!
same diff, vwho cares.
dang...1 mean 1 know but you don't gotta be so mean about 1t...
vwhat if. group chat of cronii
people 2hould be allowed two kiill them2elve2. #2elf-harm
hop off my bulge PLEASE. MY COD.
i need nevw friends.
calling me gay but had her hands dovwn my pants. ok. ok. #suggestiwve #vwhatthefuckewver #hypocrite
man, vwhatewver.
OH? TAKE ME TO DINNER FIRST.
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Alright, so, crash course on Chittr culture and what it means to be a numbers-obsessed energy vampire. Episode 1, chapter 1: Plato's allegoony of the cave. The users of Chittr are aroused not by the presence of actual contact, but by the illusion of it. (See pictured: the ignorant dipshit manhandles himself to the implication of someone else's pleasure, despite no evidence that a second person is legitimately engaging in any kind of fondle exercises.) Really makes you think, right?
Castor is a 8itch.
i dunno howv ruf alvways manages to find these spots. the babes are cute at least. @aerodynamictramp
oh my COD. vwho are you man. pissing me off.
I )(ave been a dedicated cowbuoy my w)(ole entire life, silly! I accept your denied permission, and I simply leave you wit)( a lovely oat blend!!!!!! I also make my way out of t)(is conversation, as it is bot)(ering someone. 38P
As a cowbuoy SUPR-EM-E, I )(and over an apple to you from t)(e palm of my )(and. I pet your gorgeous mane, and wit)( your permission- we ride off into t)(e sunset. It is beautiful. )(al is t)(ere also.
I was going to bat for you, bro, and you turn out my gates like I'm the worst shit on the track since Chopped Liver. (Capitalized, so that you get the insinuation that he was some kind of thoroughbred racer.) What do we say about biting and the hands that feed you, guy?
)(i t)(ere! I know you are making fun of me. I am not stupid! I am just doubling down on eating my pets. 38)
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👉🤏↷➰ twiiiiiirls my hair...sooooooo so cutely...😁🤏↷➰👈 🫵 hoofbeast's in your pen, broncobestieeeeeee!!!!!!! 🫵 😁😁😁 keep your word! 😁😁😁 #Chairministrangling #LikeABoss #LikeABossAgain #LikeABossAgainAgain #LikeABossUntil #ThatBoss #SelfOwns 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < ...Callin' in a friend.
I WAS GOING. TO KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT. BUT I CAN NO LONGER. @craftsmanToxophilite CAN YOU READ? DO YOU COMPREHEND WORDS? BECAUSE I SAID. DO NOT INTERACT.
I BELIEVE. CAPTORS. ARE NOT ZAHHAKS.
I CRAVE MAIDS. THIS MONDAY. I ALSO CRAVE MUSCLES. THIS MONDAY. ZAHHAKS DO NOT INTERACT.
You’ll never know if I’m being genuine about my horse hate or just being annoying.
Horses are nightmare creatures by the way.
You can't hate and like that. Pick one.
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skill issue.
light mode user <3< dark mode user
Myhomemade bagel recipe is an easy treat that takes you halfway across the world with its taste. You’ll love everything about these uniquely boiled and then baked goods, from their tempting aroma to their chewy texture! What Makes a Bagel? Although bagels are known as an NYC icon, Jews in Poland were enjoying them back in the 1600s. Our modern word comes from the old Yiddish word “bajgel,” pronounced as“bey-gal,”which roughly translates to a “ring” or “bracelet”. Poppy and sesame seeds are traditional toppings for extra nuttiness. What makes these beauties different is boiling them before baking. The resulting dense, chewy texture makes it popular among bread lovers! The saying,“If it isn’t boiled, it’s just a bun with a hole in it,”is true. How to Make Homemade Bagels Prepare the Dough 1. ActivateYeast– Combine the warm water, sugar, and yeast in a large bowl. Let it sit for about 5 minutes to dissolve the sugar and activate the yeast. 2. Knead– Add 3 cups of the bread flour and the salt. Use the dough hook attachment if using a stand mixer. Mix for about 8-10 minutes, adding more flour a little at a time until it forms a firm dough. If mixing by hand, knead your dough on a lightly floured surface for 8-10 minutes or until smooth. 3. Rise– Place the dough in a large oiled bowl and turn it to coat it in the oil. Cover it loosely with a clean cloth and let it rise in a warm, draft-free place for 1-2 hours or until doubled. 1. FormRolls– As soon as the dough doubles in size, punch it down and place it on a lightly floured work surface. Divide the dough into 8 pieces (for evenly sized bagels, use a kitchen scale to measure). Roll the dough pieces on the board to form a ball, then flatten them gently. 1. TheHole– Dust your thumb or pointer finger with flour and press a hole in the middle of the ball. Then, stretch it to form a 1½-inch hole or an evenly shaped ring. (Photo 10) 2. Rest– Place the bagels on a greased sheet pan. Cover with a damp cloth and let them rest for 10-12 minutes. Boiling 1. Preheatthe oven to 425ºF (220ºC). Line a baking sheet with parchment paper and set aside. 2. Boil– Fill a pot about ¾ full of water and bring it to a boil. Add the bagels a few at a time, being careful not to overcrowd the pot. Boil the bagels for 45 seconds, flip, and boil for another 45-60 seconds. The longer you boil bagels, the chewier they get. 3. Drain– Remove the bagels with a slotted spoon and place them on a paper towel to soak up excess water. Repeat the process with the rest of the bagels. Arrange them on the prepared baking sheet. 4. Egg Wash– Optional: Mix the egg, water or milk, and salt, brush it over the bagels, and top them with your desired seasoning mix or seeds to give them a beautiful, glossy crust. 5. Bakefor 20-25 minutes or until golden brown. Remove the bagels from the baking pan and transfer them to the wire racks to cool. 6. Servewith cream cheese, lox, and other desired fillings. Recipe Tips • Bread flour has a high protein content, which makes it ideal for bagels. You can use all-purpose flour, but the texture won’t be as chewy • Bagel dough is drier than regular bread dough, with a hydration percentage of around 50%. That means you’ll have a stiff, firm dough. That may be while they boiled them • New Yorkers claim that the high quality of local water is what makes the pizza and bagels amazing. Who am I to argue? So, use filtered water if possible • DIY bagel chips are a cinch. Thinly slice the bagels, brush them with olive oil, and sprinkle with sea salt and Italian seasonings. Then bake them at 350℉ (180℃) for 15-20 minutes (stirring them every 5 minutes) or until crispy Make-Ahead and Storage Instructions No preservatives means they’re healthier, but homemade bagels are best the same day they come out of the oven. They’ll last 2-3 days in a paper bag at room temperature, and you can refresh them by toasting them. I love making enough for a week or two and then freezing the extras. If you freeze them individually, you can pop out what you want at that moment and toast them for a quick fix. How to Enjoy Homemade Bagels The best part about bagels is that you can fill them with almost anything. From the traditional cream cheese and lox (cured salmon) to smoked ham, it’s A-OK. I usually drizzle them with my own special mix by combining chopped dill and olive oil. If my taste buds had hands, they’d be clapping right now.
By the time this gets p∞sted, I'll be "missing", I guess. I queued it. It's n∞t all that seri∞us, I just left. I'm n∞t getting better the way I want, and I need t∞ be al∞ne. I th∞ught I was d∞ing ∞k, but ∞bvi∞usly n∞t. I'm s∞mewhere safe, and n∞b∞dy's with me. I'm n∞t being f∞rced t∞ say this. That s∞unds super suspici∞us, but I just th∞ught I sh∞uld be clear. I made this ch∞ice myself, and I'm thinking clearly. If this is getting p∞sted, it means I even went ∞utside! That's s∞mething, right? S∞rry t∞ Aradym f∞r taking advantage ∞f y∞ur kindness. It's really fucked up ∞f me t∞ let y∞u d∞ s∞ much f∞r me and then sneak ∞ff like a rat. I appreciate everything m∞re than y∞u kn∞w. When I'm better, if y∞u still want, I can thank y∞u pr∞perly. I'm n∞t addressing what happened last night. Maybe ever. I still d∞n't feel all that unjustified. Pr∞bably that's s∞me m∞ral failing in me. Aaah... I think that's ab∞ut it. This reads like... Y'kn∞w. But it's n∞t like that at all. As if I w∞uld deprive the w∞rld ∞f my charm and beauty!! Kyahaha~ ✨ .... Maybe that's a bit much. I'll be ∞K. I g∞tta d∞ f∞r myself again. Because I can. I'm an adult and I can handle my pr∞blems ∞n my ∞wn. I think that's ab∞ut it? Man, h∞w d∞ pe∞ple make dramatic exits? Maybe I'm stalling. But ∞K. Bye bye! See y∞u s∞∞n! ✨💙
bu2y,, do iit your2elvve2..
haters be in pickles but wont even ask whats the dill til they c u cumber
maybe wwe 2hould utiiliize the iignore functiion more 2o ii can ju2 2kiip pa2t tho2e people......
eh.. twwo lazy..
ii"d be here all fuckiin day..
the hate evverythin guy is awwake
CHITTR. ALL 𖤐F Y𖤐U F𖤐LKS 𖤐N THIS LITTLE APP. 𖤐NE BY 𖤐NE, Y𖤐U'LL FL𖤐CK T𖤐 ME. ME!
MY LAST POST. ON JUNJI ITO'S PRETTY BOYS. WAS HATED.
JUNJI ITO. DRAWS SUCH PRETTY BOYS.
這是我的馬，對吧？我可以隨便處置它，對吧？我的。我贏了。應該沒人會跟我搶它，對吧？我贏了。我贏得了我的獎品。現在是時候好好玩玩我的玩具了。
got yelled at for trying to cop a feel earlier, its hovw i stim can people not be ableist. #suggestiwve #ableism
saw this and thought of you two @cesarianaqueduct @emptyeyes ⠀
t)(ere s)(ould b a c)(arity to put down bald people
EFFORT IS MY MIDDLE NAME.
WHAT IF ALTERNIA RAN OUT OF Q-TIPS AND WE HAD TO USE BULGES TO CLEAN OUR EARS. #NSFW
you only hate me becau2e ii’m fun.
throw2 two type2 of miint iin my mouth and let them duke iit out.
THE DRIVING IN MY CAR. AFTER A BEER SONG. CAN SOMEONE MAKE THAT. BUT ABOUT A BULL PLEASE? I HIT THE BULL. WITH MY CLOUD.
:33< like my status if mew think mr potato head is... kinda hot
FOR SAME REASON. SUCKING AND BLOWING. IS FUN. IT IS SEX. THE ANSWER. IS ALWAYS SEX.
guys... ougugugh
SINCE WHEN WERE YOU SO DIRECT. WITH YOUR FLIRTATIONS?
真可惜，有人告訴我不能透露任何細節。我玩得很開心。他太可愛了。
where's this hephaestus guy. he said he'd pay us back.
:33< hey dumbass :33< Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.
∻S☢urces tell me j☢rking y☢ur peanits has been made ILLEGAL!!!!!!∻
佛陀為你做了安排。他知道你要來找我，所以舉起了手。即便如此，即使有這樣的缺陷，其他人也做不到。這就是你想要的嗎？讚美？真令人作嘔。
ARE YOU A DEAD HORSE? ‘CAUSE I NEED YOU INSIDE ME. #HUNGRY #REALLYHUNGRY #INMYBELLY #NOTSUGGESTIVE
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no i'm asking the mammals here.
I DONT NEED FAKE FRIENDS YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYING I DONT NEED FAKE FRIENDS THAT IS WHAT IM TELLING YOU YOU CAN GO AWAY NOW YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYING FAKE FRIENDS FAKE FRIENDS FAKE FRIENDS
wwhat if i
haha? LOL?? vwell nowv Im curious but I vwont pry lol.
yeah oh I'm soo evil I'm eooooooooo evillll hate me more))
(( I need people to hate my Dirk😭😭 I have nothing to do on here😭😭😭😭😭
thats vwhy im asking, yes. zz:|
you could be, if you sell your investment.
:33 < clawnsidering getting kittytime tattooed to my furhead. :33 < do mew guys think thats a good idea?
you movwed faster than fucking LIGHTNING to catch that bolt, heph. most folks vwould be hard pressed to do that, divwine or not.
you do incredible vwork, yes.
the fruit wwizard says: yea :)
i like you too.
you keep doing things that are just begging for me to sink my teeth in you, a man could get the impression you like getting bit. <3<
thats wwhat i thought
Also, Curby.
vwhy vwouldnt i havwe faith in you? youre a highly dependable troll.
havwe a bit more faith in yourself, aethon. i trust you vwith a great deal.
thiing2 twwo do.. hate your2elvve2 for me..
ju2t thii2 once.. 🙄🙄
Hot.
▲good, be afraid▼
@croesusKingpin Find this business and wipe them off the face of paradox space.
FUCK
youre vwelcome, dear
look at the tvwo of you! vwery nice.
gonna go out on a limb and guess probubbly a lot.
wwhat people decide to hate is nevver not funny to me
(֊⎚-⎚) Rumor Has It That @craftsmantoxophilite Isn't Nice At All. If Someone Was Kind, It's False! He Thinks Horrible Things About Other People. #rumorleech
doobah
heph is in a pretty vwiolent mood tonight, maybe i should offer to vwrestle him to simmer some of that energy dowvn.
o°○¤¤rate my bat. . . https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/081fd9c3db9c.png #ratemybat #firstpost¤¤○°o
and apparently i learned something today.
huh. sorry you didnt like havwing it?
actually pissed me off guess wwe cant havve fuckin fun anymore
blocked
vwell see.
remind me to magically reinforce a couple of the coffee mugs for you.
and id kill her again, too #vwiolence #murder
N0
accents are cute like a** you cant say shit correctly a***
all the baddest bitches on this site come from this part of alternia idk *here it is but take me there NO*
The gods have spoken, I am allowed my unhinged post for today.
The little mediculler needed my chest f9r the EKG electr9des. I am inn9cent.
im an ass now like this post
Oh dear are you illiterate? Thats so :sadface: bonkers :( Not to worry! Ill just scooch a couple options your side of the river and you pick whichever one catches your fancy! ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡
H4V3 7W0 D0 83773R
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still not as bad as the light forsaken codpiece
id say fight me but you probably vwant your legs for that, too.
zz;3 damn right i did. ♠
oOh, woOah, my loOve sense are tingling. i feel like im missing soOmething... like peoOple i knoOw are coOnfessing oOr soOmething. #vaguepoOsting
♠
ugh you make it vway too easy to hate you sometimes.
vwould you quit throwving me in my owvn pools vwhen im vwearing regular jeans???
can confirm, he givwes excellent cuddles.
i could nevver fall in lovve wwith a wwoman but im not opposed to gettin an oinkbeast ride from one wwith big feet perhaps an amazoness a some sort wwearin a spotted tunic
ugh eugh
take more breaks, big guy. youre no good to anybody and least of all yourself if you run yourself ragged.
then get fucking comfortable, fucker. im sitting on you until you get some fucking rest zz>:T
you bach home yet because if so im vweighing you dowvn.
hephaestus, i am going to fucking sit on you and make sure you fucking eat and take an us damned nap trust me vwhen i say youre going to vwant to get sleep in nowv vwhile you can before your kid hatches and your sleep schedule becomes dictated by the needs and vwhims of an infant.
my eyes been gone forevver shut the fuck up
🚫👀🎁🐎🐴📥👄♐ ;o)
im sober and living a fulfilling life
im fine thanks for askin
pretty sure you already blewv that one, chief. better luck next time zz;P
WH473V3R!!!!! W0R7H 17
I knew he was a crossdresser 8ut I didn't think he'd post it online. #dashwatching
toes hot from the boot wwaftin their fragrance in your nostrils might be enough to convvince you god is good
BOO.