🐎 Hephaestus Zahhak
@craftsmanToxophilite
Beforan, Greek The Thetical Inventor God of Fire and Forge He/Him The horse in the banner is me. Commission Carrd: https://hephs-cult.carrd.co/# --- GODSTUCK AU OOC Acct: @toxicToxophilite
8=l < I wonder if he can breathe 8=l < He's just facedown on my chest
8=l < If you don't want to be blocked I suggest you drop this topic 8=l < I don't keep slaves and neighver have
If you would like to admit fault in the form of ignoring this incongruence of intention and action forevermore, you are free to do ſo, and I will know I was right.
Mhahahaha! It was an older argument. I am charmed that you might think ſo, this ſhall allow me to further obſerve the correlations between human and Beforan pedagogy.
Nah man I just feel like you got the wrong indigo. Or you were kicked by a horse. In the head.
8=l < Hu%ek fell asleep in my arms 8=l < He must have been very tired 8=l < I'll have to see if I can worm my way from under him without waking him
8=l < Dymie
8=l < Posting my a%bo% 8=l < Be free 8=l < https://tally.so/r/%%GABo
8=l < He's been feeling my arms since he got here 8=l < Cute
...i wish to commit the muscle both in visual memory as well as tactile. experience is nutrients for an artist's growth....
8=l < I fle%ed and you blushed 8=l < Behoove yourself if you want to stay in my lap
@imJunior 8=l < I w001d like to award @saturnineCarrion with my horseshoe 8=l < Feels like I am handing a lot of these out 8=l < But I made several friends and was on the way to making more 8=l < And that was the reason I made the badge to begin with 8=l < Hu%ek has earned it
...oh. thank you, hephaestus. that means a lot to me..that you would label me as such.....
*、tH4TS C001 T4HT Y0U H4V3 1IK3 4 H0RS3SH03！⚡️
8=l < It's that time of night again 8=l < Want cuddles but also noms 8=l < Chew chew chew chew 8=l < Who am I biting 8=l < The person reading this
@kineticVorte% [ A heaping plate of apple goods is placed on a surface near Karkat on a plate. Baked cinnamon apples, apple pie slices, fresh apple slices, pastries, and other goodies. ]
8=l < Thank you 8=l < I overcompensated when I was cooking and there was a lot left over
8=l < Making a metric ton of cheesy pasta and I am not sharing 8=l < Especially not with Mituna
--E√ ...I used to dip my ramen noodles in nacho cheese, and you've reminded me of that.
8=l < A bit late but I sh001d think about dinner
8=l < Snipped my cigarette in half between my teeth 8=l < That sucked 8=l < Forgot my gloves were off 8=l < Feh 8=l < Done with that then 8=l < I've cleared my head, though
8=l < At least my mind is distracted
8=l < Google how to get dirty thoughts off the mind 8=l < Like wow
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8=l < I can't believe I have a preference to that question
8=l < I want a smoke
8=l < Oh good it wasn't noticed this time
8=l < I sh001d not hold any level of affe%on towards him and yet I do 8=l < Curious
8=l < Kro got to me right after I got out of my shower 8=l < He's left some deep fang mar% and bruises on me 8=l < It always takes long to heal when the mar% are left by another god 8=l < Had to take another shower
had to leavwe a reminder on you that youre mine ♠
8=l < Does anyone else idly sit with a pocket knife and shave the cal100ses off their fingers or is that just me
8=l < I use clippers 8=l < My teeth are not suitable for such a ta%
c< i dO tHat OccasiONally, if ive NOtHiN 2 dO >c
8=l < I just like to smooth them down a bit 8=l < They are quite necessary
8=l < Dave I was not referring to you 8=l < I have a newborn 8=l < But if you'd like your booboos kissed too let me know
your timing and phrasing are the worst i know you have a kid thats what made it weird
8=l < 8=l < I have been told this act001ly 8=l < I wonder how to fi% that
asking a kid if they want you to be their dad is like predator behavior and asking an adult is just kinda creepy maybe be more like a soccer mom den mother to like twelve brats who aint her own but they all know whats up even if shes still ms karen like dad people but dont be dad be dad to your own kid so they wont be weirded out when they grow up and find out a bunch of grown ups are their dads honorary kids too