Hephaestus Zahhak
@craftsmanToxophilite
GODSTUCK AU - Hephaestus / Greek Mythology God of Fire and Forge He/Him ♥️ @composedGrievances ♦️ @typifiedArbitrament ♠️ @cascadingAccent OOC: @toxicToxophilite
8=l < My kult surpassed ten thousand and I have fifty followers 8=l < Sh001d I celebrate this 8=l < How
the people are asking for you to give phuntr guynax 450 caegars
8=l < But I have decided I don't want to, so leave
8=l < I think about the red troll who flirted with me from time to time 8=l < I have neighver seen her again 8=l < I'm not interested or anything I'm just wondering what happened to her
8=l < Between ~ATH and my magic I can make my creations do quite literally anything
8=l < E%cept make teleporters that hook up to the transportalizer system 8=l < Skiatech is something else
hell yeah. get that bag 💰💰💰 - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
"= i thought that's like, step one of post game technological discovery. what gives. even. i have that. ="
8=l < Someone mediated my language chitt 8=l < They are clearly upset that I am smarter than they
8=l < Ah 8=l < It happens 8=l < In this case I apologize for my assumption
8=l < I am also familiar with various coding languages 8=l < ~ATH is a very e%cellent one but I also know Java and Python among others
8=l < I have a translation device installed in my goggles 8=l < But I w001d like to know more languages 8=l < A lot of the ones I know are archaic and no longer in use today 8=l < Or at least not the diale% I know 8=l < I am familiar with some Beforan language 8=l < The common tongue, some Eastern tongue, some southern 8=l < I am familiar with both ancient and modern Greek 8=l < I am familiar with Italian 8=l < I am familiar with various ancient languages such as old English 8=l < I know Beforan Sign Language 8=l < I am learning American Sign 8=l < I am learning Modern English 8=l < I am learning Common Alternian 8=l < Most of my sessionamtes got the badge that allows them to speak any language 8=l < But I was unfortunate enough to tier near the end of our session and did not get the chance 8=l < All languages I know I learned the hard way
8=l < I Have spent some five thousand years on this planet 8=l < You can learn a great many things in that amount of time
8=l < Divine immortality comes with unending longevity 8=l < Unless I am killed I will be here to see the fall of humanity
8=l < Call my opinion unpop001ar if you like 8=l < But stop motion is my favorite form of animation 8=l < The effort that goes into such produ%ons is astounding
8=l < I have drinker friends and they have different approaches
It Might Sound Like A Comical Effect Or Bold Enough Of Me To Say You Have Spoken What I Had In Mind Truly
Im Aware If I During Our Apparent Meeting I Feel Like Having Some Blood Ill Ask You For A Sip
8=l < I don't often see others of my ilk 8=l < Trying to determine if that's good or not
Like I Have Said Before Its Not Something To Be Considered Bad It Makes You Feel Unique I Suppose Like Me Compared To The Other Kanayas They All Had Their Individualities Meanwhile I Classified Myself As The Most Blank One Here
8=l < You don't seem blank to me 8=l < You chose a photo of you covered in b100d and I think that shows flair
Ha Ha Thanks But Sincerely Do Not Think Of That As A Bad Thing I Myself Enjoy Your Presence Around And Im Sure Others Do As Well Insert Smile Emoticon
8=l < It is with deep gratitude I say thank you 8=l < It still comes as a shock that I can make others enjoy my presence
I Am Glad To Let You Know About It Some May Not Tell Others About How They Are Fond Of Them I Would Very Much Adore Speaking To You More Feel Free To Approach Me If You Ever Wish To
8=l < We ought to go for drin% some time 8=l < I w001d love to chat more!
8=l < I am busy for the weekend but I can do Monday 8=l < I see I you are a rainbow drinker 8=l < I will enshire b100d is provided, what is your preference?
I Do Not Possess Any Preference So Any Does Work For Me Sure We See Each Other Monday Then I Will Be Anxiously Waiting
8=l < Gentle reminder not to dry fire your bow 8=l < The bow will e%plode
8=l < 100king at my belly in the mirror 8=l < And Moros 100ps his arms around me from behind 8=l < And a%s me how far along I am 8=l < I don't us001ly desire to punch him 8=l < Hoofever
8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > Did you know shar% have hemipenes? Aka, two dic%? 8=l < Answer: 8=l < Why 8=l < W001d you think I'd want to know this
8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > What's your favorite type of ancient horse or horse adjacent creature? 8=l < Answer: 8=l < Mesohippus 8=l < They've very similar to a modern horse 8=l < But they have three hooved toes on each foot instead of just one 8=l < And I think it's adorable
8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > What's your favorite type of modern horse and why? 8=l < Answer: 8=l < The Shire 8=l < They're huge, strong, beautifoal 8=l < Attractive beasts 8=l < They're smart and can do any job you ta% them with 8=l < I modeled my horse self after them 8=l < With modifications of course to suit the tastes of others 8=l < They're a picture of e%cellence
8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > Who w001d you rather be stuck in a room with for an e%tended period of time, your Nitram or Megido? 8=l < Answer: 8=l < Megido 8=l < At least she's straightforward with what she wants from me
8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > Sheep, Llamas, or Alpacas? 8=l < Answer: 8=l < Hmm 8=l < They all have their merits 8=l < But a sheep won't spit at me if I 100k at one wrong 8=l < So that is my choice
8=l < Anonymous a%ed: > So. How many of your lovers have more than one bulge, huh? 8=l < Answer: 8=l < Two
8=l < I'm glad my opinion on b100d color has changed 8=l < My world view used to be pitifoally narrow
8=l < Doing things I sh001dn't for the sake of enrichment
8=l < I'm unshire the handle of the Rose who hosted the movie 8=l < But I appreciate it nonetheless 8=l < I apologize for dozing off
@therapistofThedeep
No need to apologize. :) I'm grateful you chose to come and hang out with us.